I'm sorry not to have been able to engage more fully as I endured my slopalong challenge. It may feel counter-intuitive to have to stir something in a slow cooker every few minutes for an hour, but we are where we are.
Ingredients:
Full marks for me here. I already had milk, sugar, peanut butter and long grain rice. Fortunately, I'd procured tap water yesterday, so we were all set.
10/10
Recipe:
Fairly clear, albeit I worried initially that the milk I had painstakingly measured would idle next the slow cooker. The method only called for the occasional splash if the "rice pudding" appeared to be sticking. Fortunately, I'd have ample opportunity for the milk. None remains.
8/10
Process:
Very hard to catch up on admin when having to stir constantly.
1/10
Texture:
Well, there's definitely a texture. Imagine eating most of a lasagne, waiting half an hour, going back for seconds and then the very next mouthful has a pube in it which curls around your epiglottis and makes you regurgitate earlier stuff. Just like that.
1/10
Taste:
Would have been almost edible without the peanut butter. However, peanut butter is the mainstay of the taste profile. So, with regret: 1/10.
Visual appeal:
Have you seen the photos? 10/10
(thanks for the broccoli love. You can substitute dandelions in a pinch)
All in all.....
2 = Terrible
@That Forensic Man
God speed you, Frauen.