Calm down Gemma.
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Londongirl5382
Active member
Hello’s fresh
So embarrassing
So embarrassing
HereForTheLols_
Well-known member
Someone’s spent the morning typing ‘quotes about Christmas’ into google haha.
Although this is the same shit year in, year out. Literally I could have predicted pretty much word-for-word we’d get a caption like this. There will be something later showing off about new clothes (probably from Joules) and there will absolutely 100% be a copper tray with a bottle of Moët with fairylights round the bottom of it and some pine combs at some point.
In the spirit of Christmas and goodwill this is my positive contribution = at least she doesn’t hound us with #Ads all day, everyday like so many Instagrammers do and I bet she turns down a lot of offers to do them.
Because she’s too busy to put caps lock onWhy is she so afraid of capital letters?!?!?
Her out of office says ‘During this time i will have no access to emails and i will respond on my return’....they should be capital I’s!!!! And change your bloody surname on your profile to Bosanko not bosanko!
I don’t know why but it really bugs me
Heyjude
Well-known member
Gemma is an utter fraud! She’s an absolute Catfish, I saw her in Manchester not that long ago and let me tell you she looks NOTHING like her ridiculously posed photos - her body and face are very, very different. In fact you’d be hard pushed to tell it was her tbh. She looks old and knackered, wears a hideous about of make up and has got crap hair and the biggest calves I’ve ever seen on a woman. Her I’m-popping-out-a-hip pose does wonders for her as does her over-filtered taken from above selfies. She’s a prize lying twat!
Cantstandspanj
Chatty Member
I completely understand what you’re saying. But when she’s out running in the freezing cold after declaring ‘man down I’ve had the flu for the entire festive period’ it’s hard to muster some sympathy! The last thing from my mind when I’ve had the cold or a sickness bug is oh let me get out for a run!
surely that won’t help your current ailment never mind the chronic illness that you also live with!
Sickofthefakes
Well-known member
The Lie that was confirmed by Her Neighbours’ Comment “We were up looking outside and DIDN’T see you”
oopppss
SugarQueen
Active member
I’m curious as to why if she’s so conscious about her teeth (blatantly obvs she is) why she doesn’t stop buying flowers on a Friday and go get invisalign or similar dental treatment?
Virgin Media Fan
Chatty Member
I'm also doing the same half marathon as she is this weekend. No doubt she'll cross the finish line with a new PB, hair and makeup perfectly in place as usual and I'll cross it an hour later looking like a big sweaty mess, resembling something that's just been dug up
fumes! 
Frogfrogfrog
VIP Member
Yes she has annoyed me this week. I work in the NHS so still at work. She is complaining about her races being cancelled and spa being shut!
She’s got a stoma, she wouldn’t need to poo I a bushIf she did have to do a poo in a bush, no doubt she would make a pretty creation that resembled neat Maltesers, garnished with nettles and twigs - insta ready as always!
Cantstandspanj
Chatty Member
No wonder her wedding was dripping in bloody Jo Malone candles! It was a giant advert! What a sneaky cow!Well thank you for directing me to her LinkedIn.... she has never declared go ape as gifted or in partnership. Jo Malone neither, a lot of them in fact.
You know what, this has truly fucked me off. We were going on previously like she wasn't as bad as the others and only does a few adverts. She is in fact worst because she does loads but never declared them!
She needs to use a new emoji the sneaky snake
Lollipop19
Chatty Member
Love this! I now just look at her posts and picture her setting up and realising how ridiculous she would look doing so. ‘Oh hang on, just one more sprig of eucalyptus. And I might change my jumper so it matches the scarf. And if you could just lean over my head and take a photo whilst I cradle the soup. Wait, hang on I need a book. Oh and a candle. Not that candle- a white one. And another eucalyptus for symmetry.’Cos we all eat our soup surrounded by leaves, candles and cream coloured scarves.
Ps. You’re not blonde
She kind of sounds like a mess. Can’t even manage to feed herself properly and constantly overwhelmed by her life which is 1 full time job and 1 school age child.