Siobhan O’Hagan #66 Roses are red, Margs are bitter. Ned should have took the safe option up the ringer

[surlook]

This fucking dickhead can't be honest or vulnerable for a second.

"The thing that surprised me most is how easy it is" Really? Is it? Is that why you are on here every day talking about how stressed you are and how you have no time to do anything? That's easy, is it? You fucking arsehole. Newsflash - if all any mother had to do all day was mind their baby it would be "easy". It's when they have to do other things like cook, clean, mind other kids, hold down a job, find time to exercise and maintain friends and a relationship, that's when it gets difficult.

"I picked up the message that we could never leave our babies......." Oh right, except for the 2 nights a week that she is with Ned, the YTT at the weekend, the drop-offs at Casa Mam and Dad so you can go to the gym or roll around a mat. That's never leaving your baby, no?

Fuck the fuck off you fucking bitch.

 

[KP87]

So....I have long thought that Siobh reminds me of someone and the Oakleys have just confirmed it for me.

Anyone remember Shaun White, the snowboarder who had long hair for years....and was an Oakleys brand ambassador......

Maybe I have gone too far here.....feel free to tell me if I am too mean!!

 

[username123456]

Lads, I got a Lime bike and went to Gail’s for coffee and a croissant whilst working in London today.

Come back to us when you let a stranger ride you bareback while your family are in the next room.

 

[littledrunkgirl]

My source was telling me there’s absolute war since baby was in hospital! He was last to find out and guilted for being away! He was also raging over the picture of her in hospital!

 

[IndividualIf20]

No one can convince me with these passive aggressive responses that this is not Shivvers looking for feedback

 

[LurkingLuke]

How easy it is? Wow

I’m glad I don’t have a baby at same time as her. If I had of read this around this time last year it would probably have tipped me over the edge of my PND.
I would be wondering how this disorganised, chaotic oaf of a woman who never wanted kids could find motherhood easy and me, driven, organised & always wanted kids could find it so utterly exhausting & horrible. I would feel like a failure because I had a screaming, difficult non sleeping baby.
But I am in a better place now and know better.
So for any mothers here having a hard time, even if you are lurking but not posting, please know that you are doing a good job & it will get better. She is not portraying the reality at all

 

[AnneMarie17]

SPARE ME !!!!!

 

[econgirl]

Where is the scientific evidence to support this theory Shiv? An absolute bell end this one!

Ah c'mon, everyone knows it. You don't need evidence.
Like if you read during your pregnancy, your baby is able to read much earlier than other babies too
If you watched netflix during pregnancy, your baby can skip straight to watching the season finale as they already know what happened in the earlier episodes
If you started baking while pregnant, your baby can make a chocolate fondant on demand no problem!

 

[instaknobs]

Thread title history

1: Siobh.ohagan (ohfitness.ie) 08.10.2019-02.08.2020
2: Siobh.ohagan (ohfitness.ie) #2 Oh my God it’s raining in Ireland. 02.08.2020-16.09.2020
3:Siobh O'Hagan #3 Cotton eyed oh! 16.09.2020-12.11.2020
4: Siobh.Ohagan #4 living differently but every days the same. 12.11.2020-04.01.2021
5. Siobh.OHagan #5 the OH Witness Protection Program. 04.01.2021-07.02.2021
6: Siobh.OHagan #6 Living differently but it’s deja vu, I don’t want babies or maybe I do. 07.02.2021-07.03.2021
7: Siobh.OHagan #7 Won’t take advice on skin or hair don’t dare wake her with Call to Prayer. 07.03.2021-31.03.2021
8: Siobh.OHagan #8 Downward Dog to Downward Spiral. 31.03.2021-25.04.2021
9: Siobh.OHagan #9 Won't cook, underlines books, dances like a constipated rook. 25.04.2021-06.05.2021
10: Siobh OHagan #10 Covid denier, first class flier, sunburnt skin looks like it’s on fire. 06.05.2021-28.05.2021
11: Siobh.Ohagan #11 Lips made of crust, tan like rust, off to London after James she lusts. 28.05.2021-12.06.2021
12: Siobh.Ohagan #12 Playing a game of Covid Dodge, all to stay in a Travel Lodge. 12.06.2021-21.06.2021
13: Siobh.Ohagan #13 Waxed fanny, Sinead’s nanny. Block and delete, filthy feet. 21.06.2021-25.06.2021
14: Siobh.Ohagan #14 Waxed, vaxed, paid no tax. Ireland doesn’t want her back. 25.06.2021-07.07.2021
15: Siobh.Ohagan #15 and everywhere James went, Siobhán was sure to follow. 07.07.2021-20.07.2021
16: Siobh.Ohagan #16 Stay at home with sweaty gee and have a Dominos meal for 3. 20.07.2021-03.08.2021
17: Siobh.Ohagan #17 Acts all posh, won't even wash, god forbid she's running out of dosh. 03.08.2021-19.08.2021
18: Siobh.Ohagan #18 Hot girl summer was not to be, wasted my money waxing me gee! 19.08.2021-01.09.2021
19: Siobhan.ohagan #19 Wasted my money on Revolut, trying to taste James Smith’s flute. 01.09.2021-13.09.2021
20: Siobhan O'Hagan #20 deleted by admin. 13.09.2021-01-10.2021
21: Siobhan O'Hagan #21 A gazillion steps around her flat, Christ Siobhan you're such a prat. 01-10.2021-30.11.2021
22: Siobhan O'Hagan #22 With door wide open she likes to pee, while moaning about AIB. 30.11.2021-26.12.2021
23: Siobhan O'Hagan #23 The ghost of fitness past. 26.12.2021-06.01.2022
24: Siobhan O’Hagan #24 Spreading Covid from a rented beemer, no-one is safe from Shiv the Redeemer. 06.01.2022-24.01.2022
25: Siobhan O'Hagan #25 mould in her hair, picking her face, spreading covid all over the place. 24.01.2022-23.02.2022
26: Siobhan O'Hagan #26 Shiv the Revealer, vaccine stealer, waxed beaver, sh*t cartwheeler. 23.02.2022-18.03.2022
27: Siobh.OHagan #27 Ginger on top, thigh gap photoshopped, always in the middle so she won’t get cropped 18.03.2022-06.04.2022
28: Siobh.OHagan #28 Toadattacker, workslacker, ExcelTracker, Cinnamonbun, Instahun, skin burned from the sun. 06.04.2022-29.04.2022
29: Siobh O'Hagan #29 Hot girl summer...I mean Tepid Cretin Tax Evasion Season. 29.04.2022-11.05.2022
30: Siobh OHagan #30 OHvertrained, OHverindulged, HungOHver to duck. 11.05.2022-02.06.2022
31: Siobhan O'Hagan #31 Processed cheese, snot on her tees, Tommy tanking men bringing the sleaze. 02.06.2022-29.06.2022
32: Siobhan O'Hagan #32 Photoshop cheater, best friend beater. London loner, constant moaner. 29.06.2022-07.07.2022
33: Siobh O'Hagan #33 Leathertits, the furnace is in bits. Uber crash survivor, down to her last fiver. 07.07.2022-28.07.2022
34: Siobh O'Hagan #34 Still mad for the drinks. Her gi stinks. Paying her rent with toilet brush links. 28.07.2022-13.08.2022
35: Siobhan O’Hagan #35 FLAPham Common. 13.08.2022-01.09.2022
36: Siobhan O'Hagan #36 Downward dog, downward spiral, tampon story should NOT go viral. 01.09.2022-23.09.2022
37: Siobhan O'Hagan #37 Alcohol addiction, doesn't read fiction, back in Bali by Christmas is our prediction. 23.09.2022-15.10.2022
38: Siobhan O'Hagan #38 SOH is a fitness coach you'd get off wish with hands of leather and a Gi of fish. 15.10.2022-11.11.2022
39: Siobhan O'Hagan #39 Living defensively, smelling offensively. 11.11.2022-02.12.2022
40: Siobhan O’Hagan #40 her favourite Christmas movie is Love Actuary. 02.12.2022-30.12.2022
41: Siobhan O'hagan #41 Dubai Darragh wanted somebody to finger, he’s on the run from a stage-5 clinger. 30.12.2022-22.01.2023
42: Siobhan O'Hagan #42 Rim licker extraordinaire, never manages to wash her hair. 22.01.2023-02.02.2023
43: Siobhan O'Hagan #43 Darraghs pull ups are clearly better than his pull outs. 02.02.2023-08.02.2023
44: Siobhán O’Hagan #44 Furnace baking a mini muffin, after Darragh's one night stuffin'. 08.02.2023-01.03.2023
45: Siobhan O’Hagan #45 from Bali to the box room, live by the swords, die by the Swords. 01.03.2023-16.03.2023
46: Siobhan O’Hagan #46 Ned Philanderers has 'come' and gone, living differently didn't last long. 16.03.2023-01.04.2023
47: Siobhan O’Hagan #47 From first class to double decker, because she succumbed to Ned's pecker. 01.04.2023-22.04.2023
48: Siobhán O'Hagan #48 She’s thirsty, she’s rough and we still can’t believe she’s up the duff. 22.04.2023-07.05.2023
49: Siobhán O'Hagan #49 Moping around Pearse Street in isolation, awaiting Darragh's once a week visitation. 07.05.2023-16.04.2023
50: Siobhán O'Hagan #50 Hey, I just met you, I’m having your baby, here’s my number. Call me….maybe. 16.04.2023-03.06.2023
51: Siobhán O'Hagan #51 Siobhan's life is all pretend, her one-night stand is her only friend. 03.06.2023-17.06.2023
52: Siobhán O'Hagan #52 "We" myself and I, oh Shiv, we all know it’s a lie! 17.06.2023-02.07.2023
53: Siobhán O'Hagan #53 baby showers with pretend mates, meeting ned for fake dates. 02.07.2023-18.07.2023
54: Siobhan O'Hagan #54 Baby Daddy buying motors to bring the maintenance down, should've thought of that... 18.07.2023-31.07.2023
55: Siobhán O'Hagan #55 Little Ned has made his bed, now Siobhan is gonna wreck his head! 31.07.2023-15.08.2023
56: Siobhán O'Hagan #56 "Holiday romance" baby almost here, Shiv gives Ned the perineal massage fear. 15.08.2023-25.08.2023
57: Siobhán O'Hagan #57 Furnace baby crowning, Ned frowning, can we guess how many margs Slobbers is downin. 25.08.2023-01.09.2023
58: Siobhán O'Hagan #58 Pregnancy. Completed it mate. 01.09.2023-17.09.2023
59: Siobhán O'Hagan #59 Everything is fine, Ned’s values didn’t align, it's pronounced Calvin Klein. 17.09.2023-14.10.2023
60: Siobhán O'Hagan #60 60th thread, it’s gone south with Ned, we’re looking at the back of Codswallop’s head. 14.10.2023-14.11.2023
61: Siobhán O'Hagan #61 Good ol Shiv, loves a sperm donation, free Oven membership for half the nation! 14.11.2023-06.12.2023
62: Siobhan O'Hagan #62 Twas the night before jizzmas.. 06.12.2023-31.12.2023
63: Siobhan O’Hagan #63 Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. Stop pretending you live in Malahide. 31.12.2023-17.01.2023
64: Siobhan O’Hagan #64 Siobhan O'Hagan... living exactly the same as everyone else. 17.01.2024-11.02.2024
65: Siobhan O’Hagan #65 Good at jumping on two things - a bandwagon and drunk men. 11.02.2024-28.02.2024
66: Siobhan O’Hagan #66 Roses are red, Margs are bitter. Ned should have just rode her up the shitter. 28.02.2024-

 

[spillthetea123]

“I used not to want kids. Then as I got older I started changing my mind. Then I realised I was pregnant”

She makes it sound like an immaculate conception How convenient that you had a values shift and simultaneously, miraculously found yourself pregnant

 

[DM Me Hun]

So he wasn’t even in the country and she posted insinuating that he just hadn’t bothered to turn up while she was there terrified and all alone without even a little drop of water to quench her thirst?! Unhinged behaviour.

 

[SIXTYNINEDUDES!]

Her values have changed and she thinks she needs to work set hours ?

You mean hours like say 9am until, I dunno sometime late in the afternoon but not too late. Fuck it, let's say 5?

 

[FairyCake37]

I have to stop watching this one. Making out she's the only mother to ever have to spread herself between Parenting, work socialising etc. Try having 3 kids under 7, a husband who works around the clock, 2 school runs, montessori drops and a velcro baby. Try having very little help from other extended family members. Try work unsociable partime hours around your kids just to keep the everyday stuff ticking over. Try pay for everything the kids need and not have it gifted to you. Try get out to do a full weeks shopping , then prepare and cook 3 meals a day cos we dont all have our meals gifted. As for socialising what's that?? And I have it very easy in comparison to other families. Women who care for kids with illnesses, additional needs children, those who have lost spouses, etc. They all get up and get up and get on with it. Not tell the world Parenting is Easy , then the next day it's ugh i have no time to do anything so my mam takes my baby, Go fuck off Siobhan you are not relatable, you are not any different now to all the mams you look down your nose at. The only difference is you are in denial.

 

[influencethis6]

Maybe Shiv is planning a UFC run

If by UFC you mean Utter Fucking Clown, then she gets my vote!

Is there a bigger dope online?!

 

[Nico93]

I actually magically turned myself into a fly on the wall in the room for that conversation, so I can tell ye all exactly how it went.

Shiv: so rois, since we’re both mothers of babies the exact same age at the exact same time, what do you think the most surprising thing about mother hood is?

Roisin: oh, hmmm well-

Shiv: how easy it is right?! For me it’s how easy it is.

Roisin (rubbing her c section scar we all know about because her sister told the internet, scratching at her sleep deprived eyes, thinking about the last time she was able to take a shit in peace): omg yeah absolutely. That’s what I was gonna say too. So easy. It’s so easy I wanna curl into a ball and cry sometimes. At how easy it is!

Shiv: so glad we’re on the same page. I’m gonna post about this on the internet later when my baby is gone and I’m having one of my free evenings where I get to be myself and have free time and catch up on sleep.

Roisin: maybe you could write it in as a question to yourself in one of your question boxes

Shiv: I don’t do that……

 

[Nico93]

Wish I still lived in a time where I’d never heard the words “baby led weaning”

 

[isimplyhatethesetwats]

"SHE woke ME at 4am to only fall asleep on top of me - its going to be a long day"

ITS CALLED BEING A FUCKING MOTHER YOU IMBOSILE...

Theeeeeeee most unnatural mother I've ever witnessed...

 

[MsRed]

Would anyone like to mention to her it could be her father's genes she does realise she's half of him!! Maybe it's his strength she got, happy Friday

 

[joey giblets]

Gotta free bed no sign of Ned
If I keep this up I’ll be living in mams shed

 

[Defo_Not_Shiv]

“Yesterday I found out I have been doing Downward dog all wrong”

Havnt most yogis on here pointed that out quite frequently… Havnt posts on her yoga poses said the same

But she’s only after finding out now…