Siobhan O'Hagan #39 Living defensively, smelling offensively

[Shivoff]

Gross, she's away for a dirty weekend

Don't think I've seen her put bacon on her eggs like that, but JS mentioned it in his podcast with LL

Wonder if she actually hated cinnamon rolls in Bali but just ate them so it looked like she had a thing

 

[Icanteven]

Shiv wishes she was a loved actuary instead of a lonely cunt who spends her days talking to her front facing camera.

Just the iPhone one though, the Samsung ghosted her.

 

[Jacmurr]

Is it just me or is her face really hairy? Not sure if it's the lighting but her actual cheeeks are covered in hair. No wonder skin is so bad

 

[Clariecakes]

She’s not well.

 

[MJW]

She's gonna pull out Taking bets

See these doughballs and their journalling

 

[Kilingtime]

On the furnace page ‘going for a piss in the woods’ very professional surly a nicer way to say it

Yeah- most pt's say 'pretend you're closing a car door with your bum' but yano- our Shiv has to be 'quirky'...

You’ve added that text in yourself surely to god please

Nope- it's on her grid...

 

[hello899]

I see the Mercedes hat is on..Laura must be down in the pit

 

[leahcimm123]

Me too.

Aw Christ. That makes sense and would be very on-brand Shiv.

 

[ChrisInghamsBeanie]

She is using the taxi content as a flex to show she actually got a taxi and didn't walk. she's a dickhead

She tubed it out to Heathrow, must've got a few sign ups to the furnace while she was away she immediately blew on a taxi from Heathrow back to Clapham.

 

[Influncer Snarker]

Now I did travel to Greece yesterday to be with our surrogate for her ivf this week, and I don’t think it was jet lag but DID SHE REALLY PUT IN AN EMAIL THAT SHE GOT THE RIDE?
She is mentally unwell

Oh wow! Best of luck @brandambassador

 

[dddddddddddd]

Peanut!!!!!!

 

[forgotmyacc]

She's a cunt for recording ppl and posting, is there no privacy anymore??

Completely agree. No need at all.

Also, her hair is disgusting

Edit sorry I've just realised I'm pages behind hahahahah I didn't watch her yesterday

 

[Kilingtime]

Washed her hair before training because she’s getting her brows done after and can’t get them wet for 24 hours. Will she not shower after training and could have washed her hair then?. Guess not. As you were.

Plus you can shower without washing your hair...‍

 

[Spoofersthelotofthem]

Remember planning an imaginary trip and SO wanting to see The Louvre. I can't imagine going there and not seeing it or The Grand Mosque. I always try to see *something* cultural on a trip. She only compares margaritas. View attachment 1751848

Same, on all my trips I like to do tours and activities by day and then come home to change and head out for the evening feeling fulfilled!!

 

[wodimus]

All the way to Abu Dhabi for what looks like … a hot dog and a handful of wedges.
#opulence

It’s no CFR like…

 

[Shivoff]

This truly made me boke

 

[instaknobs]

I mean I did hope the head would bang off the headboard for a few mins and knock some sense into her.

But judging by her diary entry that she posted it didn’t . So I’m guessing it was a face down ass up job…. Prob had to pull out the tampon first

#downonthedog #aflink

I’d nearly swear she once said

I aM hApPy SiNgLe aNd ChIlDlEsS

i think she only said that once tho

 

[econgirl]

I stopped following her awhile back and had a nose today. God it’s the same shite! She’s so irrelevant can’t believe she still has followers and still making a living doing this!

Me too. Honestly, it's like nothing has changed since the move to London. Same boring naval gazing, different day. The content could actually be last year's just reshared at this stage.

 

[lovethescandal]

I havnt watched Shiv since before the F1. I missed the whole taxi ordeal! Could someone tell me the site I can watch her stories? I know there is war against instagrammers but I think there was chat of a more user friendly site?

Why on earth did she put her holiday romance in her emails I can’t cope with her. Such a mess of a woman she has become. Roll on the weekend

 

[dddddddddddd]

She was nearly in Rory McElroys trousers