Simone Anderson #50 Simone’s bot buying won’t cut the mustard, all her brand deals are turning to custard

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Lol. How sad his first movie is an AD and free! Also why would he need so many toilet breaks in a movie? Is that to remind us Day Care toilet trained him and he wears underwear now. I mean he’s nearly 3- well done! However, doesn’t explain why he had so many toilet breaks 😂

Oh that is so bad! Who wants a pasty white/ no muscles tradie like that? Sorry, but yuck.
 
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Lots of toilet breaks though!
And was it Simmy taking him out all those times. No, she'd be too embarrassed in case she was seen.
Those Not tradie Hunter $300 a pair boots are a joke. Guess Trent will be off now, back with the family next weekend.
 
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Ashers language is not very good is it. When he was playing with the cars with Gus I thought it was very noticeable
 
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No scammy your gay Husband is not a tradie, nor is he hot or even near even good looking. 🤮🤢 he sells photocopies for a living 😂 the only type of hands he has are ones with paper cuts.
This vid is giving me Soph vibes how she peaks on her actually good looking husband.

you Only wish your gay closest husband was a tradie 🤭

and my husband would absolutely LOL at his gumboots 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This comes off as really homophobic which is a bit gross.
 
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Lol. How sad his first movie is an AD and free! Also why would he need so many toilet breaks in a movie? Is that to remind us Day Care toilet trained him and he wears underwear now. I mean he’s nearly 3- well done! However, doesn’t explain why he had so many toilet breaks 😂

Oh that is so bad! Who wants a pasty white/ no muscles tradie like that? Sorry, but yuck.
And with all the toilet breaks did she leave Gus alone in the theatre or take both boys? I guess she might have been with a bestie and their kids so if she took Asher out Gus was cared for.
 
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Good lord. They must really stick out like sore thumbs on the farm - things actual country people don’t generally wear with gumboots: hella tight jean shorts, long skirts and literally every bleeping item you can purchase from the bambini fashion website. Off you pop back to the city to resume stealing content babes.

Standby for car wash cos the wheels will be a little bit muddy 🙄
 
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No scammy your gay Husband is not a tradie, nor is he hot or even near even good looking. 🤮🤢 he sells photocopies for a living 😂 the only type of hands he has are ones with paper cuts.
This vid is giving me Soph vibes how she peaks on her actually good looking husband.

you Only wish your gay closest husband was a tradie 🤭

and my husband would absolutely LOL at his gumboots 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think she means gaydees , it’s ok to be gay Trent just come out already
 
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I took my niece and nephew to the movies when they were young. If one had to go to the toilet, the other came too.

Who did Simmo take as her plus one?
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Thank you ChatGPT

In a land where fields stretch wide and free,
Two city slickers stepped, unsure as could be,
Simone and Trent, in their costly guise,
In the country scene, they met skeptical eyes.

Their gumboots shone, with a price tag high,
Designer clothes gleamed, beneath the sky,
But amidst the barns and the rustic abode,
Their presence, a jarring, discordant ode.

With each awkward step in the muddy terrain,
Their expensive attire seemed in vain,
For the locals chuckled, with knowing grins,
At these urbanites, whose discomfort wins.

Simone tripped over a bale of hay,
Trent's boots got stuck in the mud, they say,
Their attempts at blending were met with a scoff,
As they struggled, looking slightly off.

They tried to milk cows, but ended up soaked,
And when it came to farming, they were evoked,
For in their posh demeanor, so out of place,
The country life's rhythm, they failed to embrace.

But amidst the laughter, there lay a charm,
In their earnest efforts, a glimmer, a disarm,
For though they stumbled in their expensive wear,
Their willingness to try, showed they cared.

So let them be, these city souls so bright,
In their mismatched attire, under day's soft light,
For in their awkwardness, a lesson is found,
That humility and effort are what truly astound.
 
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I took my niece and nephew to the movies when they were young. If one had to go to the toilet, the other came too.

Who did Simmo take as her plus one?
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Thank you ChatGPT

In a land where fields stretch wide and free,
Two city slickers stepped, unsure as could be,
Simone and Trent, in their costly guise,
In the country scene, they met skeptical eyes.

Their gumboots shone, with a price tag high,
Designer clothes gleamed, beneath the sky,
But amidst the barns and the rustic abode,
Their presence, a jarring, discordant ode.

With each awkward step in the muddy terrain,
Their expensive attire seemed in vain,
For the locals chuckled, with knowing grins,
At these urbanites, whose discomfort wins.

Simone tripped over a bale of hay,
Trent's boots got stuck in the mud, they say,
Their attempts at blending were met with a scoff,
As they struggled, looking slightly off.

They tried to milk cows, but ended up soaked,
And when it came to farming, they were evoked,
For in their posh demeanor, so out of place,
The country life's rhythm, they failed to embrace.

But amidst the laughter, there lay a charm,
In their earnest efforts, a glimmer, a disarm,
For though they stumbled in their expensive wear,
Their willingness to try, showed they cared.

So let them be, these city souls so bright,
In their mismatched attire, under day's soft light,
For in their awkwardness, a lesson is found,
That humility and effort are what truly astound.
Humility and Simone, never😔
 
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How did she get "in" with LULULEMON. This is such bad news. Guess having almost 400000 followers.
Has anyone emailed them?
 
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How did she get "in" with LULULEMON. This is such bad news. Guess having almost 400000 followers.
Has anyone emailed them?
Lol she’s not!
She wasn’t invited to the event/gifted shopping experience 🫣 she saw that and went in the next day and bought stuff herself 🫠🫠….so embarrassing for her life!

Gross, Niki from Bitchy Peachy Lip Co WOULD send her her new “whole foods” brand stuff Alkeme 🤮🤢
 
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Do you reckon we’re going to see 400k in helium balloons and a cake from JJBB tomorrow? #400k #bossbabe
 
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I love sue's brothers house. I bet Sue is sooo jealous - I think its exactly what she'd love to live in
 
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Her speaking with the sunglasses on! All I could think was, why can I see your eyes above the glasses? Does the rim irritate you as it would be in your focal point. Her bridge to her nose is so messed up
 
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I took my niece and nephew to the movies when they were young. If one had to go to the toilet, the other came too.

Who did Simmo take as her plus one?
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Thank you ChatGPT

In a land where fields stretch wide and free,
Two city slickers stepped, unsure as could be,
Simone and Trent, in their costly guise,
In the country scene, they met skeptical eyes.

Their gumboots shone, with a price tag high,
Designer clothes gleamed, beneath the sky,
But amidst the barns and the rustic abode,
Their presence, a jarring, discordant ode.

With each awkward step in the muddy terrain,
Their expensive attire seemed in vain,
For the locals chuckled, with knowing grins,
At these urbanites, whose discomfort wins.

Simone tripped over a bale of hay,
Trent's boots got stuck in the mud, they say,
Their attempts at blending were met with a scoff,
As they struggled, looking slightly off.

They tried to milk cows, but ended up soaked,
And when it came to farming, they were evoked,
For in their posh demeanor, so out of place,
The country life's rhythm, they failed to embrace.

But amidst the laughter, there lay a charm,
In their earnest efforts, a glimmer, a disarm,
For though they stumbled in their expensive wear,
Their willingness to try, showed they cared.

So let them be, these city souls so bright,
In their mismatched attire, under day's soft light,
For in their awkwardness, a lesson is found,
That humility and effort are what truly astound.
👏👏 love it
 
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