Saw this and thought of you Simone.
And it must be true because she says she doesn't PhotoshopWow this activewear is amaze balls! In one photo Simmy has saddlebags then puts on another pair of tights and POOF they have disappeared
BUSTED!!Wow this activewear is amaze balls! In one photo Simmy has saddlebags then puts on another pair of tights and POOF they have disappeared
This!!!! Life is made up of moments not things. We never get a do over with our kids, we blink and they are grown.Saw this and thought of you Simone.
Surprised her windows haven’t cracked with how high her voice goesI can’t deal with Simone’s voice when she’s talking to Asher and Ryder about their breakfast, stop talking like a baby and talk like an adult then Asher might speak more words
How many takes were needed to get the perfect pic for the gram. So sad she had to set up the camera, make sure the light was just right, pose, then take a picture of Trenti and her. For what purposeTruly bizarre…would we call this, the “self-stalk” photo vibe?
“I love you so much, my little charity scammer!”Truly bizarre…would we call this, the “self-stalk” photo vibe?
….also, is she sitting on the toilet?Truly bizarre…would we call this, the “self-stalk” photo vibe?
I just took a screenshot to come and say the same thing!!….also, is she sitting on the toilet?
“TRENT! I’m peeing, get in here and hug me so I can post it on the gram! And make it look
CaSuAL aND SpOnTaNeOuS
He prefers it from behind tooTrenti just couldn't help but give her a hug, from behind
She’s full of shit where is the getting the boys to sleep reels the realistic expectations. Yes they may sleep well but who knows. There must be some fucking comfort they both have from a parent before bed other than a video of her pretending to be a mum. Where are the cuddles while softly carrying Ryder the moments where he will cry regardless because he’s 1. SIMONE you could show this to show you’re actually a mum. Where are the moments rocking your sleeping babies or are they so fucking sleep trained they know not to need your comfortShe has zero sense of enjoying the moment and be present for now. Before Ryder was even born she mentioned how he was going to spend a few months in their room to get those bonding moments in through the night etc… but guess what, first photos of him home and every single one subsequently have been in the nursery. She can’t even have her newborn baby share a room with her, that’s the extent of her maternal instincts.
Where did she grow up? I see little old waimate mentioned there!I’ve only just picked it up but my first impression is that this book was really written for family eyes rather than the public. I’m sure it’s really special for them to have her life story written down to keep.
It’s easy reading if a bit all over the place and repetitive sometimes, there’s just a few things included that in my opinion normally wouldn’t make it into a memoir.
Having said that, I live not far from where Norma grew up, so it’s interesting to read what the district and life was like all those years ago.
A couple of interesting things so far:
First of all, let’s hope Simone’s kids have their great-granddaddies hair genes and not their Dad’s
Secondly, I bet Norma was really disappointed in Simone when she took from the women’s refuge charity, considering Norma herself was a giver not a taker.
I’ll share more as I come across other bits and pieces
That’s a bit late Scammy. My baby could do that at 5 months and he is just a normal baby, not a genius like your kids.I can’t deal with Simone’s voice when she’s talking to Asher and Ryder about their breakfast, stop talking like a baby and talk like an adult then Asher might speak more words
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