She can never tell the truth, everything has to be manipulated to suit her purpose, which is always to make herself look like a victim and to receive maximum head pats. As I said before, there were a few quick snaps before the Beige Casserole began to make her ponderous way up the mountain. Nobody was following you around. Oh hang on, better watch out, there may be Tattlers hidden in strategic vantage points all over the mountain.
However, the more fuss she makes, the more people will find their way over here to tattle.