I couldn’t handle feeding my kids in the bathI absolutely draw the goddam line at feeding kids in the bath get a bleeping dish cloth and clean up the mess
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I couldn’t handle feeding my kids in the bathI absolutely draw the goddam line at feeding kids in the bath get a bleeping dish cloth and clean up the mess
So ahh out of ahh time ahh with ahh what’s going ahh on in the ahh video 🫠The reel was actually really bad too, she wasn’t talking in line with what was being shown on the reel.. also she sounded a bit like she was sick with a cold or something? Maybe why she’s been so quiet this week! But we will never know as she’s never honest about anything![]()
Awww that’s nice. Glad you used your first comment to tell us all you’re better than usLooonnnng time lurker, first time poster
This site has provided a lot of enjoyment and a much needed antidote to the beige, perfect children, perfect home, perfect meals, perfect relationship BS served up by SA (and I was going to say ‘and others’ but not really, as most others that I follow at least attempt to balance it out with the real and flawed daily life).
Sometimes I find myself questioning myself for not having a cleaner home and fresher sheetsAnd then I ask myself, “what would tattle say?”
I love the calling out and attention to detail (#feijoasalad). Less fond of the body and food shaming.
Tattle: love your body
Also tattle: if I had an arse like that I’d edit it too. If she didn’t eat XYZ she wouldn’t need to edit herself.
(and yes I know there are many different voices on here but sometimes it can be jarring!)
And the mum guilt sometimes creeps up from your comments (I love to go partying until 2am! Sometimes with drugs! And I often feed my kids in the bath, cos when they’re distracted they eat more! And I could have my kids at home more but i choose to put them in care (which is an absolute privilege I know) because I’m a better parent that way!
Anyway not tone policing, just sharing. Peace love and leahlight![]()
Nothing is in isolation. No one cares if Simone goes out partying till 2am, but it’s the fact she then presents an image of being up at sparrows fart exclusively breast feeding and deep cleaning her letterbox. No one would probably comment on the size of her ass if she wasn’t photoshopping (badly) her mirror selfies and claiming she’s a size 12.Looonnnng time lurker, first time poster
This site has provided a lot of enjoyment and a much needed antidote to the beige, perfect children, perfect home, perfect meals, perfect relationship BS served up by SA (and I was going to say ‘and others’ but not really, as most others that I follow at least attempt to balance it out with the real and flawed daily life).
Sometimes I find myself questioning myself for not having a cleaner home and fresher sheetsAnd then I ask myself, “what would tattle say?”
I love the calling out and attention to detail (#feijoasalad). Less fond of the body and food shaming.
Tattle: love your body
Also tattle: if I had an arse like that I’d edit it too. If she didn’t eat XYZ she wouldn’t need to edit herself.
(and yes I know there are many different voices on here but sometimes it can be jarring!)
And the mum guilt sometimes creeps up from your comments (I love to go partying until 2am! Sometimes with drugs! And I often feed my kids in the bath, cos when they’re distracted they eat more! And I could have my kids at home more but i choose to put them in care (which is an absolute privilege I know) because I’m a better parent that way!
Anyway not tone policing, just sharing. Peace love and leahlight![]()
As a mum there are sooo many other things I worry about. Feeding my kids in the bath to make sure they actually eat SOMETHING (it’s not about the mess!) is not it.I absolutely draw the goddam line at feeding kids in the bath get a bleeping dish cloth and clean up the mess
Actually, dat you Simmo? Trying a new approach here after @tryhards and @tagitbaby didn’t go so wellLooonnnng time lurker, first time poster
This site has provided a lot of enjoyment and a much needed antidote to the beige, perfect children, perfect home, perfect meals, perfect relationship BS served up by SA (and I was going to say ‘and others’ but not really, as most others that I follow at least attempt to balance it out with the real and flawed daily life).
Sometimes I find myself questioning myself for not having a cleaner home and fresher sheetsAnd then I ask myself, “what would tattle say?”
I love the calling out and attention to detail (#feijoasalad). Less fond of the body and food shaming.
Tattle: love your body
Also tattle: if I had an arse like that I’d edit it too. If she didn’t eat XYZ she wouldn’t need to edit herself.
(and yes I know there are many different voices on here but sometimes it can be jarring!)
And the mum guilt sometimes creeps up from your comments (I love to go partying until 2am! Sometimes with drugs! And I often feed my kids in the bath, cos when they’re distracted they eat more! And I could have my kids at home more but i choose to put them in care (which is an absolute privilege I know) because I’m a better parent that way!
Anyway not tone policing, just sharing. Peace love and leahlight![]()
You should feel guilty lol would you eat your tea in the bathAs a mum there are sooo many other things I worry about. Feeding my kids in the bath to make sure they actually eat SOMETHING (it’s not about the mess!) is not it.
PS The only reason I’m pushing back on this is incase there are any other mums who like me, love tattle, but like me, have fed their kids in the bath and are feeling guilty about this…. IT’S OKAY. Your kids will be okay.
Great lovely very noble of you. But maybe check out the tattle rules. If you don’t like some commentary scroll on past. You don’t get to police what people comment here.As a mum there are sooo many other things I worry about. Feeding my kids in the bath to make sure they actually eat SOMETHING (it’s not about the mess!) is not it.
PS The only reason I’m pushing back on this is incase there are any other mums who like me, love tattle, but like me, have fed their kids in the bath and are feeling guilty about this…. IT’S OKAY. Your kids will be okay.
Ok cool. But this forum isn’t about making other mums feel good. There are places for that and this isn’t it. It’s a trash talking site. So if it makes you feel bad, go join a mum’s page.As a mum there are sooo many other things I worry about. Feeding my kids in the bath to make sure they actually eat SOMETHING (it’s not about the mess!) is not it.
PS The only reason I’m pushing back on this is incase there are any other mums who like me, love tattle, but like me, have fed their kids in the bath and are feeling guilty about this…. IT’S OKAY. Your kids will be okay.
Will you charge us $10 for itEre is a little snippet and I have Orbnles permission to post the rest in its entirety next week
So Simone doesn’t have to repay pebbles legal (legal aid) fees?!!!! The state wears that?!Ere is a little snippet and I have Orbnles permission to post the rest in its entirety next week
If someone fed it to me on a spoon, probablyYou should feel guilty lol would you eat your tea in the bath
Thank you for not charging us $10 a month for this infoEre is a little snippet and I have Orbnles permission to post the rest in its entirety next week
I needed a devine new profile picture. Such a natural beauty.I wonder how many times Simone filmed this to make it perfect. Or is she reading off a piece of paper? It feels so robotic to listen to.
And wtf is that makeup and hairis this recent??
There is something a bit off about you. I can’t quite put my finger on it. Please reveal the masked singer.If someone fed it to me on a spoon, probably![]()
As I said, I love Tattle. I read here daily. It’s been the reality check I need when I’m knee deep in toddler and baby life and comparing myself to people who seem to have it all, and to have it all together.
I know you say this isn’t a forum for making mums feel good but you guys do, you really do. Whether it’s intentional or not, you do.
I agree. Similar vibes to @JADM22, just not quite right. So overly specific regarding matters that so not require that level of specificity, kind of like Simone when she constantly lies to covers up (refer to: saying she is carrying vegetable paring knife in handbag to cut up grapes as having them pre chopped makes them *unfresh* after showing whole grapes in toddlers lunch box). It's almost as if this is only the second person to ever exist that feeds kids on the bath after Simone has previously been (rightly so) ridiculed for it and trying to prove it's so normal. Blink twice from the $3k ergonomic office chair if it's you trentiI needed a devine new profile picture. Such a natural beauty.
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There is something a bit off about you. I can’t quite put my finger on it. Please reveal the masked singer.
It's the over-explaining and backpeddling for me ...There is something a bit off about you. I can’t quite put my finger on it. Please reveal the masked singer.
They both joined in November 2022 as well! A bit of a coincidence or notI agree. Similar vibes to @JADM22, just not quite right. So overly specific regarding matters that so not require that level of specificity, kind of like Simone when she constantly lies to covers up (refer to: saying she is carrying vegetable paring knife in handbag to cut up grapes as having them pre chopped makes them *unfresh* after showing whole grapes in toddlers lunch box). It's almost as if this is only the second person to ever exist that feeds kids on the bath after Simone has previously been (rightly so) ridiculed for it and trying to prove it's so normal. Blink twice from the $3k ergonomic office chair if it's you trenti