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Simone Anderson #25 Baby Ryder is finally here, the women's refuge receipts are yet to appear.
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Donāt forget the other babies! Your cycle, Nada and that active wear company she owns, canāt quite remember the name. The one she always promotes, Lorna Jane?Hahaha was just coming to say poor Trenti will be confused too because letās not forget she calls him that as well
Is the baby sleeping in the nursery full time? Not in the master bedroom?
Seems that wayā¦ā¦ā¦toys and a new baby cramp her style. Thatās why sheāll stop breastfeeding smack bang on 6 months so she can resume her
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Mosey on back overā¦.itās a shitshow and a half. Mother of the Year material right there.
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over her kids.
Did anyone else notice the 
on her last story?
The pig she is, it suits her.
on her last story? The pig she is, it suits her.
Holy tit, what an account hahaSeems that wayā¦ā¦ā¦toys and a new baby cramp her style. Thatās why sheāll stop breastfeeding smack bang on 6 months so she can resume hermonthlysocial outings.
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Mosey on back overā¦.itās a shitshow and a half. Mother of the Year material right there.
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Okay so Iām probably a TC but does Simmo just tell her body to stop producing milk at 6 months or whatā¦ cause if she cuts Ry-de-roo off itās not gonna just stop her milk. Did we ever see her freezing milk etc??
I wonder how many sand bags sheās filled up for her westy neighbours over the weekend.
Edit: only due to her saying she will help, but instead drove around places when told to stay home
Edit: only due to her saying she will help, but instead drove around places when told to stay home
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Yup and from memory incorrectly. Something about refreezing and saying it was still safe. A #ad sponsor was dragged in somehow as well I think?
From tge first Simone thread June 2022 "She also needs to be accountable for telling people you can thaw breastmilk and re-freeze it"
Interesting in her Kiwi Birth Tales podcast, she was so proud of the fact she was collecting and storing colostrum for Asher. Not a mention of this with Ryder. And EMPHATIC (her words) they would have not do the social thing for two weeks after the next baby is born. Because it is so special to be able to bond as a family.
guess those are her priorites nowAhhhh yes thatās right I do recall that!!
Ryder-roo makes way more sense than Asher-Roo. Totally side eyeing the nursery sleeping, Asher was in their room, why isnāt Ryder? Simone, please address this today. Also if she wants to stop BF at 6 months then thatās fine and isnāt to be judged imo.
She made some comment about dragging the bassinet around the house last week I think? I actually wouldn't be surprised if she has two but is trynna keep it humble.
She might have him next to them overnight them she does a morning feed or something around 5, gets up and then moves him to the other room so her and Trent can get ready in their room without waking the baby?
Again, I'm sure we will get a walking around the house story soon to explain lol
Didnāt she have the bassinet up against their bed a few days ago? Someone commented asking if it was dangerous with the different heights of the bassinet compared to the bed. Maybe Ryder was only allowed two weeks in their room? Poor baby!
How she was ever a nanny is beyond me.
Did she not say a few days ago the baby goes in the nursery for āday sleepsā. At 2 weeks old, they donāt have that day/night awareness.
Lol this isnāt as ācuteā as she thinks it is! FVH are constantly bagging her out and their āJoUrNeY tO hEaLtHā is 1000% a āsubtleā dig at her! TC
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Babysitter maybe?
Yeah it's totally implying that her standards are batshit. She's trynna seem relevant by saying the media is talking about herLol this isnāt as ācuteā as she thinks it is! FVH are constantly bagging her out and their āJoUrNeY tO hEaLtHā is 1000% a āsubtleā dig at her!
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F*ck that lol wouldn't let her watch my dog let alone children.
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