If that is the case then she’s definitely not carrying smallId say maybe 5 months at a guess. So that’d put her as being due on Feb which a few people have suggested.
Yes i did see that, so embarrassing!
If she’d actually replied to the ethical shopping criticism comments her engagement would have gone up!She even replies to the bot commentsdesperate to op her engagement
WhoopsNot sure if it’s just me but I found this cookie thing looked better in the first photo without the marshmallows smooshed. And then when she smooshed them around it just looked sickly and gross. Same when she got some of it out and put it on a plate.
I couldn’t see this on her stories etc, but wanted to support you anyway!Whoops
Just realised this is on the wrong thread
Sorry everyone
Yeah, tag your sandals ya doofusYou silly crackerjack you’ve forgotten to tag your LV sandals and handbag again!!! Have a beautiful day Xx
Hey beautiful, I saw you and your gorgeous family at the supermarket today, I wanted to say hi but I was just a bit shy, but I wanted to let you know you’re such a lovely soul and that devine wee roo of yours is just so cute. Ps, any idea where the receipts are?XxYou silly crackerjack you’ve forgotten to tag your LV sandals and handbag again!!! Have a beautiful day Xx
They’re on the last hole tooHer foot does NOT fit those sandals. Not in length, but in height too. They look uncomfortable
Edit: on the last hole for the buckle too. Mr Minit might punch another hole for her lol.
But also… I don’t think she knows what cellulite is? She was just showing her loose skinHey beautiful, I saw you and your gorgeous family at the supermarket today, I wanted to say hi but I was just a bit shy, but I wanted to let you know you’re such a lovely soul and that devine wee roo of yours is just so cute. Ps, any idea where the receipts are?Xx
They’re on the last hole tooSo they can’t go any bigger
Simone:
“I get lots more cellulite during pregnancy”
Internet:
“Bitch, again stop lying! You always have lots of cellulite”
Like who even cares? I am half the size of her and have cellulite!
Stop. Trying. To. Be. Relatable.
pic for attention.
How do you calculate engagement? I have 225 followers and my last story had 50views and three messages and my last post had 18 likes and 2 comments. Can you only work it out for business accounts?As Simone’s account continues its death spiral I am wondering how many people are hate following her. If 23% ish are bots, there must also be a fair percentage who are hate following and or following out of politeness (I mean fellow NZ ’celebrities’). I can also see some people I follow, who have two accounts on Instagram, and are following her with both of their accounts.
Her engagement is up a little. So obviously all she needs to do is keep doing gender reveals and having babies and then her engagement increases to the upper limit of poor engagement (less than 1% engagement is considered poor).
- Less than 1% = low engagement rate
- Between 1% and 3.5% = average/good engagement rate
- Between 3.5% and 6% = high engagement rate
- Above 6% = very high engagement rate
And she is saying that cellulite is normal, which of course it is, then why does she constantly post blurry pics of herself showing perfectly smooth skin! Where are the unfiltered pics. Normal pics? Her normal and our normal are two different thingsBut also… I don’t think she knows what cellulite is? She was just showing her loose skin
more alarming, for someone who takes so much time, care and effort to present herself as 100% perfect she has no pedicure!!! Really Simone - has no one offered you a freebie?Even her toe doesn’t like her…..
It’s trying to seperate itself
I was laughing at what her interpretation of cellulite was. Then I had to look up that cute baby sleeveless tee. Omg who would pay full, let alone the discounted retail for a baby t-shirtTrying to be relevant with cellulite & then a bambini kids post, that costs a fortune 🥱 ummmh so not got it Simon
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