Imagine sharing the same fake message twice so it looks like you've received three questions about how to make a stolen recipe. I wonder if Trent just copied and pasted it to send to her from two different burner accounts.Come on guys, the revolutionary moment of the weekend has to be the Rice Bubble slice she threw together. No one’s ever thought of that, what a great way to use up condensed milk! Devine!
Didn’t you know Madoox goes wees and poo’s in the actual toilet???I just wanna know about the whole fake lawn situation with a dog... Like, obviously dogs gotta shit and pee. How's the cleanliness of that grass then? Does it get sanitised? Is it really that hygienic especially with a child walked and crawling on it?
I have so many questions about this. The whole fake grass thing is fucking weird in my opinion but my god I have questions
Hey Simon, can you give us a deep dive into your fake grass life? (fake life in general but just the grass will do for now!).
Like how often do you deep clean it? Haven't seen you post that before.
Thank you beautiful devine woman xx
We’re on a roll this morningshe would have told madoox when and where he can do his business, and he would have listened
Did she share a pic of her leaf bucket before and after?Morning chores are done, let’s all give simone some head pats.
now how about you spend the day off the gram hon and have some quality time with your family.
Not today. Not sure if close friends were treated to that though!Did she share a pic of her leaf bucket before and after?
If these are genuine, real messages are people really this stupid that they’ve never A. Made this extremely easy slice before? Or B. Heard of Google and can figure out a recipe themselves?!Come on guys, the revolutionary moment of the weekend has to be the Rice Bubble slice she threw together. No one’s ever thought of that, what a great way to use up condensed milk! Devine!
no because she bought bots last week.What’s Simmos social blade stats? She’s gotta be at 315 by now seeing as she’s created her smaller echo chamber on CF.
what’s the bet she’s keeping her pregnancy developments to herself so she can announce the birth without us expecting it and increase engagement? Que the women’s day article ‘our dream family -details kept secret so we could monetise the birth!’no because she bought bots last week.
Gender reveal posts have obviously increased engagement too, still pretty low sorry simone hon Xx
They will excel with a lifestyle propertyIt took two days to do the garden?
Why doesn't she have fake trees and fake plants alreadyshe walks around with a bucket picking up any leaves that have dropped but yes she has been known to vacuum the fake lawn
wonder if she sends Brenda out to do the job?
goes well with the Fake simon... her whole life is fakeWhy doesn't she have fake trees and fake plants already
Grass looks like it needs a good vacuum or going over with a rug doctor.Morning chores are done, let’s all give simone some head pats.
now how about you spend the day off the gram hon and have some quality time with your family.
Haha she’s posted the same comment twice, what a knobCome on guys, the revolutionary moment of the weekend has to be the Rice Bubble slice she threw together. No one’s ever thought of that, what a great way to use up condensed milk! Devine!
He he heFunny how she posted a video of herself eating that rice slice yesterday and was like omg I’ve eaten so much of this today, but the container was full and she was clearly eating the first one out of the container lolso weird how she always does that with food to try be relatable. Like that time she was like omg I ate 5 lollies on the way home he he he
God I wish I lived close so I could see her in public and ask her to her face where the woman’s refuge receipts areIs she incapable of going to the playground without turning it into a paid partnership??
two in two days.
also only both tagged Lorna Jane as ads (obviously not embrace cos she wouldn’t want to be caught dead wearing that in public) but obviously Asher’s clothes are bambini so should also be noted as ads
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