Ok im making a stand and will finally admit I'm jealous. Hear me out for the reasons.
I'm jealous I didn't get my kids taken off me
I'm jealous I can't spend 13 hours a day on live
I'm jealous my dogs don't shit and piss inside
I'm jealous I can't talk to magpies
I'm jealous I don't have ghosts wandering about
I'm jealous my car hasn't been seized
I'm jealous I won't get a driving ban
I'm jealous I don't like purple
I'm jealous I don't emotionally abuse my dogs
I'm jealous I'm not on drugs
SOMEONE HELP ME GET OVER JEALOUSY