As the year draws to a close, what was everyone’s most bizarre celebrity story of 2022?
Mine was Kelly Holmes coming out of the LGBT+ closet.
Now I normally hate when people criticise celebs for coming out by saying “nO oNe CaReS!!!1!1!1!!” because it is important to have visible queer role models in all aspects of life, especially when suicide rates amongst LGBT+ youth are how they are.
However, ‘Kelly Holmes’ is not a name that has escaped anyone’s lips in about 15 years so why her sexuality was greeted with such a huge fan fair is a mystery to me. She had a whole documentary about her sexuality when she hadn’t previously been on our screens in god-knows-when. At least ITV didn’t treat it like a funeral, which was very much the (weird) tone when Schofield came out.
It was the sort of reaction you’d expect in 2007, not 2022.
To make matters worse, she got a dreadful lesbian haircut to go with the announcement and has sported it ever since.
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