If rubber arseholes were a thing there’d be no need for stomas. Cool story though 
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I absolutely adored Bourdain (his is the only ‘celebrity’ death that hit me hard) and I really can’t stand Asia, but I think it’s a horrible old trope to ‘blame’ the woman somehow for his death (not having a go at you btw!) I’m lucky enough to be able to travel quite extensively, and I’ve been to quite a few of the places that he went to, and have spoken to people who knew him. And they’ve all said the same thing, which boiled down to ‘lovely, but a drunk’.i had no idea about this!
i think he was a deeply tortured man who struggled with his mental health for many years: he’d spoken about death and how he knew he would die “in the saddle” frequently before he died. combined with all the stuff going on with asia a, i just don’t think he was in a good frame of mind and it’s so sad that it was one of his closet friends who found him
Metal health problems (which he was open about) combined with heavy heavy drinking, really isn’t a good combination. But the ‘Roadrunner’ film seemed to skip over a lot of that, and go straight to implying that Asia somehow pushed him over the edge.
Of course not. But it was in reference to the mocking of her trying to play straight.
Billie Piper‘s new tv series started last night, ”I Hate Suzie Too”. Apparently she’s fantastic in it, she‘s trending on Twitter with people praising her. I wonder if it’s a coincidence that Laurence Fox sent out those vile tweets last night too? I wouldn’t put it past him.
I've got visions of Joanna on a coke binge bouncing down the street on her arse like she's sat on a space hopper.
I thought that. I’ve worked in healthcare a long time and don’t know anyone who would breach confidentiality.
Someone (not famous but he worked in A&R) told me he would soak a tampon in vodka and stick it up his arse for a quick and cheap high. Fast way to get drunk apparently. Also bleeping weird. I’ll stick to my G&T’s thanks. (not in my bum either)
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No, he being a very pointed bleep.
I saw the first series she is fantastic in it.
oh no i fully agree with you - it sadly happens too much that the woman in the picture gets dragged in needlessly (as per the woody allen convo last night and all brad pitt convos). i was responding to the other poster who brought up the cheating as i had no idea. i do think in bourdain’s case it was a deeply stressful and dark situation which may not have helped (not the photos, i was unaware of, but the paying off her victim etc).
like you say, he had a lot of demons. 99% of those weren’t related to her in any way. i always got the feeling, based on he spoke about his own mortality, that he knew he wouldn’t make old bones. incredibly sad and a great loss.
Tattlers I just wanted to wish everyone a very happy Christmas, thank you all for the gossip and laughs on these pages, it has meant more to me that you can ever know this past year to have a little community that is guaranteed to make me laugh.
So in the festive spirit to honour our Patron Saint, I want you to know that he knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows when you are bad or good so be good for goodness sake, you better watch out cos this Christmas season Sir Cliff is hunting you down.
So in the festive spirit to honour our Patron Saint, I want you to know that he knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows when you are bad or good so be good for goodness sake, you better watch out cos this Christmas season Sir Cliff is hunting you down.
it seems weird to say “awww” to that actual masterpiece of a photo but aww - i can only say thank you too! it’s a lovely community here and thanks for all the
thank you also for a whole list of references and in-jokes that no one in my real life will ever understand
Stormzy is 72 years old must be the most unintended meme of the yearthank you also for a whole list of references and in-jokes that no one in my real life will ever understand
Lol this is brilliant. I'm based in Canada so normally on a different time zone to everyone else and so delayed on seeing the amazing posts. Not this time! Happy holidays (as they say!) to you and everyone else here that keeps me entertained!
Bloody love Ivo, I hope he wins tonight, if not I will be raging! Her face when he wouldn't accept the pity prize was brilliant!She was so annoying! Just give the answer we don't need to know everything you know about the subject! And in the geography round when she had to let everyone know whether their answer was right before Richard could even get a word in. Ugh I'm still annoyed
Loved when Ivo wouldn't accept her offer of the pity prize
Stormzy is 72 years old happened last year?!
This is awesome. If he's going after LadBaby to stop them getting the Christmas No 1 I'll give him an alibi.
Merry Christmas Tattlers!
Cmon that's unnecessary.
Thanks guys. I’ve reported that post x
Tattle doesn't seem to bring you much joy and actually seems to cause you a lot of anger and negativity. Maybe find a different forum that you get on better with?
People who have Bowel Cancer can get their Rectum removed and there is no offer to let them have a rubber Rectum so they are hardly going to invent one for Joanna Lumley and her supposedly cocaine damaged arse!
Probably a controversial one, but it really gets on my nerves when a relatively minor celebrity dies and people act like they have lost a limb or a loved one, despite having never mentioned them before.
The latest example is that DJ from the Ellen DeGeneres Show - you absolutely never heard his name mentioned before but, now he has died, people are acting as if one of the nearest and dearest croaked in front of them on the living room floor.
Paul Walker was a similarly weird one – not somebody who many people could pick out of the lineup and, if they could, it would be as “that bald bloke from Fast and Furious”. But he was suddenly everyone’s favourite actor of all time when he died.
I hate the phrase “virtue signalling” and find it quite a lazy catch-all but that’s what this is – people latching onto the grief of an obscure famous person to make out that they are some sympathetic martyr.
The latest example is that DJ from the Ellen DeGeneres Show - you absolutely never heard his name mentioned before but, now he has died, people are acting as if one of the nearest and dearest croaked in front of them on the living room floor.
Paul Walker was a similarly weird one – not somebody who many people could pick out of the lineup and, if they could, it would be as “that bald bloke from Fast and Furious”. But he was suddenly everyone’s favourite actor of all time when he died.
I hate the phrase “virtue signalling” and find it quite a lazy catch-all but that’s what this is – people latching onto the grief of an obscure famous person to make out that they are some sympathetic martyr.
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