Just thought of another song with questionable lyrics:
Featuring poetic lines such as: 'Cute, cute, little baby/Little pee pee, little toes.'
Featuring poetic lines such as: 'Cute, cute, little baby/Little pee pee, little toes.'
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Yes, sorry - that is the correct title. I have got confused about it before as there is a line in it, “There’s something in the woodshed”, which sounds similar.
It’s lovely to read so many posts about The Divine Comedy and Neil Hannon. They were so brilliant and their songs were funny but really affecting too.
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I used to just love Russell Brand. I would have shagged him no question. Now, I would NEVER. Strange how things have changed so much with him. When he was funny, he was amazing. This serious guru business is no fun at all.
Ha I used to love Space! Blast from the pastI loved that one. The one line I can always remember is "In 666 there lives a Mr Miller, he's a local vicar and a serial killer"
Was Lauren Goodger around when Neil Hannon wrote that?But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size
Of a small country
One of the best lyrics ever written
I remember someone alluding to him being dodgy in some way but I can't remember what it was about.
Very few celebrities I dislike but he really pisses me off - so insincere, ego the size of a solar system and he talks utter bullshit.
I hope Richard E Grant is okay, I adore him
Funny that Simon Cowell/Max Clifford was mentioned a few pages ago, I'm reading "Gotta Get Theroux This" (Louis Theroux, of course) and I've got to the point where he's discussing both of them. He thought Simon was very personable and friendly (though he wondered if charm was just part of his act). Max vowed to enact revenge on Louis, I think, because he asked too many probing questions about Simon's "girlfriends".
I remember on a podcast or chat show or something, Louis said one of the stories Max planted about him (all about petty things that were put out in the media to irk Louis) was that he had really bad breath!
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I saw Space live for £2 a couple of years after their big hits.
Other quirky bands Belle & Sebastian, Aberfeldy, and Kings Of Convenience.
I know ! Fab I like “they think we’re scum but we’ll be waiting when the bulldozers come “. It has a touch of the Royston Vaseys about it !I loved that one. The one line I can always remember is "In 666 there lives a Mr Miller, he's a local vicar and a serial killer"
RE: the Divine Comedy - they're touring the UK next March/April. Very tempted to go providing My Lovely Horse is played
"In 999 they make a living from crime. The house is always empty cos they're all doing time"
Space played at my student union in 1996, they were amazing! Female of the species was really big at the time.
Jason sudeikis. Totally agree! Did she bin him for Harry?
I remember when he presented the Big Brother companion show, Russell Brand seemed to be obsessed with his 'dinkle' as he called it!
Jessica Simpson celebrating four years sober shared this pic on her Instagram of her lowest point…scary how much of an effect alcohol and drugs have! Glad she’s on the mend though
He’s definitely lost his charm. The way he mimics old glam rockers is a bit silly. Bowie, Jagger, Bolan etc did it with conviction. He just looks embarrassed. He needs to get those tattoos lasered as well, they’re daft.
Wow. Sorry I am slightly stunned.
Agp had this
She looks so different there doesn't she? I barely recognised her.
I gave up alcohol a few months ago. My face has not changed at all. What am I doing wrong? Surely I should be a supermodel by now?
I gave up alcohol a few months ago. My face has not changed at all. What am I doing wrong? Surely I should be a supermodel by now?
You know what Tattlers, we might be a bunch of bitchy gossip fiends but I think you are all bloody marvellous. I’m going through a really hard time at the minute and scrolling through these posts today has really made me chuckle and lifted my spirits. You’re better than Prozac! Sorry for being schmaltzy, I’ll get back to being a bitchy twit now. Much love 
Aw Carole! We are all highly amusing aren't we? We should all be head-hunted to work in print and in the media (some of us already do but they could give us better jobs...)
It's good that we can all get a free laugh reading this and be disgustingly bitchy too. It's like therapy.
Glad your spirits are lifted x
It's good that we can all get a free laugh reading this and be disgustingly bitchy too. It's like therapy.
Glad your spirits are lifted x
I hope Simon Cowell's lung cancer (if it is him that the blind is about) is the type that responds to treatment. He must have known his decades of heavy smoking would catch up with him eventually though. Facing cancer is devastating though, I hope the press have the decency to leave him alone while he undergoes treatment.
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