I've just remembered another tidbit of piss weak tea. I went to the Tour de France when it was in Yorkshire a few years ago and ended up in a town hall in Otley where they were streaming the race live. In front of my family and I was a woman in a chair with 'LIZZIE ARMISTEAD'S GRAN' written on the back of it. Never spoke to her but it's an ongoing joke in our family that if we're watching cycling at the Olympics etc that we know Lizzie's gran!