I have an image in my head of British fish and French fish having a barney somewhere in the Channel ...
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Je suis un poisson francais
You are in our waters French fish
Va te faire foutre le poisson anglais
How very rude of you....
etc etc
You are in our waters French fish
Va te faire foutre le poisson anglais
How very rude of you....
etc etc
If Harry isn't gay then he's gaybaiting which I'm not sure is right.
This is how your average Daily Mail article goes:
The singer, 33, put on a busty display as she strutted confidently down the road with a cup of coffee in her hand. Her signature strawberry blonde tresses danced in the blistering wind during the outing on Saturday morning. She accentuated her natural beauty with a light pallet of makeup.
The singer, 33, put on a busty display as she strutted confidently down the road with a cup of coffee in her hand. Her signature strawberry blonde tresses danced in the blistering wind during the outing on Saturday morning. She accentuated her natural beauty with a light pallet of makeup.
Surely the word "flaunt" should be in there somewhere. Women can't just be walking around possessing breasts, legs and a bum they must be "flaunting" them. That way it's their fault the dirty, old men in the Daily Mail newsroom are leering at their pics.
I thought you meant Meghan's husband for a minute there.
My father in law will be all over it, he used to work with Graff (and all the other top jewellers) back in the day. We will never hear the bloody end of it!
pallet????
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It’s not the DM without a spelling mistake, is it?pallet????
Caption this picture of Boris and Carrie.
It's there somewhere, you found it twice before darling!
WTF lyrics
- Pick any KLF song! 'Down with the crew crew talking 'bout the Mu Mu. Justified Ancient Liberation Zulu. Got to teach and everything you learn will point to the fact that time is eternal.'
- Busted - 'I messed my pants, when we flew over France.'
- Shakira - 'Lucky that my breasts are small and humble. So you don't confuse them with mountains.'
- Europe - 'We're headin' for Venus (Venus) and still we stand tall. 'Cause maybe they've seen us and welcome us all, yeah.'
- Richard Harris (later Donna Summer) - 'MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark. All the sweet green icing flowing down. Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it. 'Cause it took so long to bake it and I'll never have that recipe again. Oh, no!'
Well he did have a relationship with Nick Grimshaw (a good friend is in music knew his then tour manager). Management won't want him out though as plenty areas of the world where 1D and he solo are popular, and it could loose them money, so beards it is! Heard other tour manager gossip from another friend that was one but mostly weak tea.
You mean PG Tips, as opposed to Yorkshire tea?
<<< Did somebody summon me up?
Loving the spoofing of DM reporting, BTW, people.
LOL yep! Worst I can remember was Van ' the poisonous Irish dwarf' Morrison.
You don't have to use it Boris, I'll do the thinking for you.
Is it obvious I wet myself this time?
dont you go dissin' PG Tips now!!!
Its true in skanky price's case; She needs a pallet of Polyfilla every day and a coating of Ronseal's finest fence paint in a lovely orange hueMy father in law will be all over it, he used to work with Graff (and all the other top jewellers) back in the day. We will never hear the bloody end of it!
pallet????
Or you'll be fighting off a load of talking chimps!
That song is great.
*shakes hips and puts back out*
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