While strolling back to her £500,000 house.
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Are you forgetting the "Peachy Bum" quote?
They love an arse over on DM!
So is Harry Styles screaming to be let out of the closet, or is he just a daft berk?
Nope, I’m all ears …
Screaming. Repeatedly. But careful what you say as you get jumped on by the people lusting over him and refusing to believe he could possibly be gay...
And slender pins (usually relating to someone a bit portly)
He does a terrible American accent.
I really don’t understand what this Vas J Morgan guy goes? Wasn’t he just an extra on TOWIE who ended up making friends with Rita Ora? Now he has people like Olivia Rodrigo, Kate Beckinsale, Joe Jonas, Paris, Rebel Wilson etc attending his Halloween party. Did I miss something?
www.dailymail.co.uk
Paris Hilton and Kate Beckinsale attend star-studded Halloween bash
The reality star, 40, looked incredible as she dressed as a modern day Cinderella in a blue mini dress with a frilled hemline.
I really don’t understand what this Vas J Morgan guy goes? Wasn’t he just an extra on TOWIE who ended up making friends with Rita Ora? Now he has people like Olivia Rodrigo, Kate Beckinsale, Joe Jonas, Paris, Rebel Wilson etc attending his Halloween party. Did I miss something?
Paris Hilton and Kate Beckinsale attend star-studded Halloween bash
The reality star, 40, looked incredible as she dressed as a modern day Cinderella in a blue mini dress with a frilled hemline.
He's an absolute prat who leeches onto anyone who he thinks is anyone and blows smoke up their arse until they decide to be his mate.
Why, what’s he done?
With all the dressing up. He’s almost doing it to get a reaction more than for freedom. What do you think?
There's been a retirement at Sky Sports but for who, Chris Kamara?
Its one of these ransom wear things. They claim to have info on the women these famous men are shagging and will release it if they don’t get paid. Personally I hope they do release it and St David finally gets told to duck off by Victoria.
You’ve all forgotten my personal DM favourite - flaunting her dangerous curves.
Honestly, when I was still at school I thought about becoming a journalist. I loved English and was good at it, but I lacked confidence and thought I’d be crap at it. Now I read the shite in the Daily Mail and kick myself.
Honestly, when I was still at school I thought about becoming a journalist. I loved English and was good at it, but I lacked confidence and thought I’d be crap at it. Now I read the shite in the Daily Mail and kick myself.
In DM land, anyone seen in daylight is "seen running errands".
Don’t forget the “putting on a leggy/busty/curvy/whatever other bollocky descriptions display”
And when anyone shows cleavage "blah blah puts on an eye-popping display" or "flaunts her ample cleavage". But the fun thing is you can flaunt anything if you work at the Daily Mail "flaunts her toned abs", "flaunts her physique", "flaunts her long tresses"
The list is endless! Don't feel you have to have a degree and great writing skills! Simply bang out the same tired old piece but change a few names around and you are done! Why write an interesting and original article when you can shove every cliche known to man into a few paragraphs and be done with it. Then you have plenty of time to get on with your articles about how we are better than the rest of Europe and the fish in our waters belong to us and are British fish....
The list is endless! Don't feel you have to have a degree and great writing skills! Simply bang out the same tired old piece but change a few names around and you are done! Why write an interesting and original article when you can shove every cliche known to man into a few paragraphs and be done with it. Then you have plenty of time to get on with your articles about how we are better than the rest of Europe and the fish in our waters belong to us and are British fish....
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