Daily Mail also love words beginning with S
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- Struts
- Showcases
- Soars
- Stuns
- Sizzles
- Slinky
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- Struts
- Showcases
- Soars
- Stuns
- Sizzles
- Slinky
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Is it a moving image or stills? Not that either make it more appealing.
It's a short video. Don't watch it. lol
Talk of the Daily Mail is about how men sometimes write about women really. Reminded me of this..... how men write about women.
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To be fair, 90% of the DM articles with bollocks like 'endless legs' 'ample cleavage' etc are written or co-written by women.
That reminds me of this! Written by an award winning bloke! Apologies in advance!
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My favourite DMism is the use is the word 'Finally '., closely followed by 'breaks her silence'
But they write it as FINALLY halfway through a sentence.
Carol Vorderman FINALLY shows us her new autumn look.
Honey Ross BREAKS HER SILENCE on THOSE pictures.
Someone from Love Island FINALLY BREAKS HER SILENCE on THOSE rumours.
I genuinely couldn't give a tit.
But they write it as FINALLY halfway through a sentence.
Carol Vorderman FINALLY shows us her new autumn look.
Honey Ross BREAKS HER SILENCE on THOSE pictures.
Someone from Love Island FINALLY BREAKS HER SILENCE on THOSE rumours.
I genuinely couldn't give a tit.
Jesy Nelson showcases her STUNNING ABS at the MOBO awards.
DM has just announced that "Vogue Williams is PREGNANT"
and Lizzo:
'The singer, 33, commanded attention as she showcased her enviable curves ... '
You have to love the side bar of shame though
'The singer, 33, commanded attention as she showcased her enviable curves ... '
You have to love the side bar of shame though
The phrase that makes me want to scratch my eyeballs out reading the DM is 'leads the stars' for example David and victoria beckham lead the stars posting snaps celebrating Christmas. It actually gives me the rage 
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They had the chimps so long, they about had time to type Shakespeare's works.
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oh my word I’m spitting my coffee out choking laughing so badly right now! 
If you spent less time thinking with it, we might get somewhere!
Dm saying simon cowell has dropped out of his new show walk the line and being replaced by gary barlow
Says its to spend more time eith his family but we know theres been rumours about his health for quite a while
Says its to spend more time eith his family but we know theres been rumours about his health for quite a while
Reminds me of that famous “male authors writing female characters” parody:Burgeoning bump is always a favourite with the DM
Sounds like it was written for a GCSE English exam
My kids could write for the DM and they’re teens..
"Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs and titted downwards.”
I think that's who they have writing their articles- kids of staff or kids of their mates on unpaid internships!Burgeoning bump is always a favourite with the DM
Sounds like it was written for a GCSE English exam
My kids could write for the DM and they’re teens..
Aaand just realised this was already shared. Should have scrolled all the way down before posting
Reminds me of this male author who wrote that a female victim managed to hide her credit card in her vagina or something silly.
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