Imagine having a holiday so bad you spend a day at the airport having crisps and a burger king waiting for a flight
. I'd never go to the airport early when you've got an evening flight as so many are delayed at the moment.
I guess if all you do is go on holiday with dildos (I'm not refering to big O!) for work it's not really a holiday.
Seems like he went on that holiday because he was bored at home and once on holiday he was desperate to get back. It's almost like there's an underlying issue that a trip to Tenerife won't fix