Scousebird Blogs #9 On the 7th day of the xmas, Tories gave to me, a grant from HMRC

[LittleLizzy1985]

I don’t get what generic (overpriced) bath bombs have to do with Liverpool?

Someone should tell Steph that getting persistent thrush isn’t actually part of the Scouse Bird experience.

It's part of that scouse birds experience

 

[Tomi2015]

Except with Jeff it’s not thrush. It’s the greater burning yeast pigeon

I don’t get what generic (overpriced) bath bombs have to do with Liverpool?

Someone should tell Steph that getting persistent thrush isn’t actually part of the Scouse Bird experience.

 

[TwitterTittle]

So Ruby chocolate is fake hahahaha no wonder Jeff was all over it like a rash.

Designed especially for internet blaggers like her.

 

[Yamleh]

Remember when she taught herself how to do a perfect smoke eye
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this looks like she’s got myxomatosis

 

[Spookybri]

Remember when she taught herself how to do a perfect smoke eye
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Can someone remind me where she got the confidence from to open a salon?

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Can someone remind me where she got the confidence from to open a salon?

all she did was rent chairs out to people who were self employed. And made money off them. Tory bleep

 

[BlancheHunt]

Remember when she taught herself how to do a perfect smoke eye
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Was anyone else really expecting scousebird to look like this? When she was anonymous you were thinking Amanda Harrington vibes. Shocked to see that she is a bad GOFF xx

 

[Beepbeepfiat500]

Remember when she taught herself how to do a perfect smoke eye
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Was anyone else really expecting scousebird to look like this? When she was anonymous you were thinking Amanda Harrington vibes. Shocked to see that she is a bad GOFF xx

instead we got pure munter moose vibes

 

[Babygirlie21]

instead we got pure munter moose vibes

Munter moose omfg

 

[Tomi2015]

Why does she call herself the prin (cringe level off the scale) of Gin. I thought she doesn’t like gin

 

[Beepbeepfiat500]

Why does she call herself the prin (cringe level off the scale) of Gin. I thought she doesn’t like gin

she’s the self proclaimed “prin” of everything apparently!?! Does anyone actually say that!!?? You’re 35 Jeff, not 5!

 

[MrsPurchase]

Brush your hair!

 

[Truthhurtsdoll]

Brush your hair!

I can’t remember who said her hair looks like it’s been cut with a knife & fork, it still kills me.

Long time DAB lurker from the Midlands

 

[justthoughtidcomeon]

I can’t remember who said her hair looks like it’s been cut with a knife & fork, it still kills me.

Long time DAB lurker from the Midlands

Hair burst.
hair like a burst couch more like.

 

[Nosymare]

Urrgh she's actually stuffing that bath bomb IN her nose to smell it....free Jeff snot and bugs with your bath bomb anyone?

 

[Beepbeepfiat500]

Urrgh she's actually stuffing that bath bomb IN her nose to smell it....free Jeff snot and bugs with your bath bomb anyone?

mmmmmmmm must be though special, unique covid edition bath bombs

 

[Scousebird0924]

Addressing the problems with the sold out stick thanks to us dabs!

 

[TJ90]

all she did was rent chairs out to people who were self employed. And made money off them. Tory bleep

Everyone used to leave after like three weeks didn’t they

 

[Babygirlie21]

Everyone used to leave after like three weeks didn’t they

Soon as they realised they wouldn't be able to get any clients in cos Jeff would spend most of every day wanting to have all the treatments! Freeloader biotch.

 

[Sosig]

Jeff our queen of retail telling people what pre order and sold out means