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Sosig

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Steph advertised on her socials that one of her highs of 2020 is having her child with her for more than 50% of the time and has a camera in the poor kid’s face to prove it 24/7.

She told Instagram she lets her daughter use pans and kettles to make her breakfast of a morning, she’s 4.

Sat in the dark on her stories with gin trying to plug that it was the best gin ever.

She’s still trying to make Spanish cleaning happen.

Selling products over 50% more than they should go for.

Scouse Twitter got a cob on because some of them were mentioned in conversation on one or two occasions leading to some nobody whinging that he wasn’t on it and threatened to come over and terror us - Steph is supposed to be bezzies with Scouse Twitter but instead they’re splashing her thread all over the internet when they get the odd mention, they’re either secret Tattlers or they’re desperate for attention they’ve been searching for their names on here.

Steph surprised the internet by revealing she was fluent in a number of languages especially Greek, but if you asked her to speak Greek she could only tell you the alphabet.

Steph admitted she’s a gift shop with a slice of off license on the side when there’s no evidence that she is actually an offy other than a few bottles of gin in her shop.

Steph has a group chat set up on Facebook whereby people have to pay £3.49 a month just to interact with her. This has 17 members.

Claims to only drink Scouse Bird Coffee and says she’s opening a rival coffee shop in her new shop on church street piss alley yet is at the Italian deli buying coffees and cakes letching on to the staff.

Steph became the queen of GDPR breaches when she told Instagram that she opened the Italian Deli’s accounts and dealt with them when she worked at Barclays.

Someone joined Tattle to reveal that her and Paul were swingers with another married couple.

She is still in that strange social bubble with Jake’s Ma who cooks sausages medium rare.

Claims to have turned over her first £1 million then afterwards tells Twitter she’s “going legit” - Possibly on the back of the fact her accounts are public for all to see on Companies House which shows no where near the figure.

People are posting Garlic Fry Light to her.

We’ve had sources confirm that she used to vote Tory and she said on Twitter years ago that she would “Avoid” Jeremy Corbyn in “Snog Marry Avoid” #FuckTheTories tho 🌝

Her Christmas tree is shite.

Someone walked into the tacky cove of overpriced shite to complain and her new staff took a picture and shared it on Instagram to show the internet how much of a “crank” they were, which was then deleted.

She now sells Scouse Bird gift cards so people can put the burden on a recipient to shop there instead.

She is selling a 2021 calendar which just looks shite and advertises Manchester Gay Pride because Liverpool’s hadn’t been confirmed yet - desperate to be relatable as per.

Crimes against fashion on a daily basis yet represents Liverpool.

A feminist society wrote an open letter to her in 2014 calling her out.

Steph likes to portray the positive vibes only and #BeKind approach when

She takes pride in the fact that her tweet about Claudia Winkleman making it to the Head & Shoulders advert.

Took the piss out of Caroline Flack when she was alive posting a selfie captioning it “Caroline Flack without the DV” when Caroline tragically died she was all for getting the trolls when she was one herself and promoted Claire’s Law when she got played by Badman Ting.

Creating Circle of Show up publicly shaming people who were going to Aintree and weren’t in Mark Melia dresses.

For new members
Steff/Stefanny/Jeff - Steph

#WheresCora - Self explanatory, where is she?

DAB - Scouse Twitter refer to us as Dusty Ass Bitches

Paul - Steph’s Ex husband

Jake - Steph’s rebound who she did the podcast with.

Badman Ting - an absolute ICON. Steph’s supposed boyfriend who turned out to be married and was stringing loads of girls along. Steph said he was a doctor but she doxxed him and said he worked for Specsavers.

Fat Rowe - Adam Rowe “comedian”

Green haired skivvy - Steph’s former unbearable member of staff.
 
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Fubarssdd

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Eddie here. I’ve not gone quiet. I’ve gone silent. My alter ego Karen will be online. I’ve got more receipts. Stay happy.
 
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The council house one has genuinely gotten to me. People do their best. They save their money and try and get their homes looking nice. It doesn't matter where it is, it's someone's home.

I lived in council house before judging on popular Saturday night primetime show, Strictly Come Dancing. What a cheeky bitch.
 
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MrsPurchase

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Anyway, bit of positivity this morning. Here at the DAB Graphic Design Agency we’ve been hard at work designing the logo for our new hq in town. It’s under the overhang of Mount Pleasant car park where homeless people used to sleep until the council erected a fence. Rent is low because there are no walls but we think it’ll be perfect and people will flock to purchase our cutting edge designs!
 

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Asevithankstome

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Oh shut up with your fucking pre orders! Retail at Christmas is one of the busiest sectors yet here she is at 5pm moaning she is knackered cos she has worked from 8am-5pm. I think NHS key workers should start clapping her at 5pm on a Wednesday for keeping the nation supplied in pre-ordered PID giving bath bombs, melted pink mice hot chocolate and mugs with Queen Cunt scribbled on 👏🏼👏🏼
 
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Sk8rBoi

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Thread suggestion - Pissed round town acting the loon....now she’s plotting to steal Eddie’s fortune
 
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Re: the swinging. One night she posted a pic of herself dolled up in the storage unit/shop (ya know, because it's normal to drive 25 mins to work to get changed for a night out). All her seagulls were commenting about how GORJUS she looked etc. She was meeting the couple I know there that night. Getting it on in a storage unit like the classy Broad she is.

I fucking love this outlet for my scouse turd rage.
 
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Sosig

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Early thread suggestion

Scousebird Blogs #10 - Steph’s got the kettle on for Scousebird Tea, but the DABs know Giuseppe’s is the place to be.
 
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Blair-Waldorf

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Arrr dya know what I know I sound like a broken bastard record but this thread is my absolute fave. Every single comment is gold. You are all my spirit animal dabs 🤣🤣🤣

It’s why I always make sure I make new threads so we can carry on. In other threads people just write shit like HAHA or repeat stuff but each and every DAB is hilarious and articulate in their own special way. You all deserve a double dock road flavoured gin xx
 
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MrsSavage

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Wonder does she spray garlic fry light on Rowes arsehole before she scrans it? 🤮🤮🤮

Just made myself sick.
 
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Sk8rBoi

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You’d think it was the delivery of the first batch of Pfizer vaccines the way she’s going on.
 
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Dot_Cotton

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Thread suggestion - Jeff the Meff is a Tory Twat, she robs ideas and only sells tat.
 
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Awfully conflicted here, ladies. I feel like we should ask Fat Rowe to join our gang, but in order to do that, we'd have to stop calling him Fat Rowe and I'm not sure I'm ready to do that. This is quite the pickle.
 
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MrsSavage

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Eeee see she's got a shower fitted in the new shop. Thats for her dirty swinging nights.
 
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justthoughtidcomeon

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That's my evening sorted then 😂
Weeks prior to that vid she was popping up on insta saying her new fella had just gained his doctorate and how proud she was of him. Another one talking about reiki and how her dr fella was debating it with her kinda holistics vs medicine. CRINGE!
Every single person here called BS from the start. The closest she gets to a genuine Dr is at the STD clinic.
 
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