While he’s at it, can he also tell Jeff that she isn’t fit no matter how much she thinks she is.
YOU DO NOT REPRESENT ME JEFF!!
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YOU DO NOT REPRESENT ME JEFF!!
Punch a horse dress!!
Cant believe she’s described it as a ballgown! It’s a too tight tube dress with some hideous netting attached. Mark Melia must have been laughing all the way to the bank with the price he probably charged for that tat!
I bet it would look nice on someone tall and willowy like Abbey Clancy or Cara Delevigne. That netting with flowers reminds me though of Miss Selfridge circa 1998 when embroidered flowers were in, proper howl at the moon gearPunch a horse dress!!
Why is one arm just like, flopped at her side/infront of her belly?? She’s honestly absolutely cracked in the head. Poor CoraPlease tell me you’ve seen the airport outfit post
That bleeping netted rose mark melia monstrosity what is it! Just what is it?!
“I got recognised buying femfresh” course you did you bleeping stinky minty maccies minge, we all know you don’t buy femfresh
Also, that poor kids trainees are the talk of my WhatsApp group, as well as her shocking dress sense and arrogant cuntyness. None of them even know what tattle is, so it’s not just the DABs onto this tit, it’s universal. For the record, I think Paul dresses her alright considering he’s a fella, always has her out n about making amazing memories. She’s fucked, she’s a proper laughing stock. I don’t know one person who goes “she’s funny that scouse bird”, if she’s ever brought up in any of my friendship groups (hey jeff, I have more than one friendship group mad that isn’t it Billy no mates!) every girl pulls a face. Some are vocal, some cringe, most pull a face. COS SHES A bleeping MING.
what is it! Just what is it?!“I got recognised buying femfresh” course you did you bleeping stinky minty maccies minge, we all know you don’t buy femfresh
Also, that poor kids trainees are the talk of my WhatsApp group, as well as her shocking dress sense and arrogant cuntyness. None of them even know what tattle is, so it’s not just the DABs onto this tit, it’s universal. For the record, I think Paul dresses her alright considering he’s a fella, always has her out n about making amazing memories. She’s fucked, she’s a proper laughing stock. I don’t know one person who goes “she’s funny that scouse bird”, if she’s ever brought up in any of my friendship groups (hey jeff, I have more than one friendship group mad that isn’t it Billy no mates!) every girl pulls a face. Some are vocal, some cringe, most pull a face. COS SHES A bleeping MING.
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Omg why have I never heard ‘punch a horse dress’ 
She was papped by the Daily Mail and someone on here said she looked like she was off to punch a horse cos she lost a race she had bet on. I’ll try and find the photo cos it’s spot onOmg why have I never heard ‘punch a horse dress’
WHY would you announce on your public social media you got recognised buying femfresh. She’s such a bleeping MingThat bleeping netted rose mark melia monstrosity
“I got recognised buying femfresh” course you did you bleeping stinky minty maccies minge, we all know you don’t buy femfresh
Also, that poor kids trainees are the talk of my WhatsApp group, as well as her shocking dress sense and arrogant cuntyness. None of them even know what tattle is, so it’s not just the DABs onto this tit, it’s universal. For the record, I think Paul dresses her alright considering he’s a fella, always has her out n about making amazing memories. She’s fucked, she’s a proper laughing stock. I don’t know one person who goes “she’s funny that scouse bird”, if she’s ever brought up in any of my friendship groups (hey jeff, I have more than one friendship group mad that isn’t it Billy no mates!) every girl pulls a face. Some are vocal, some cringe, most pull a face. COS SHES A bleeping MING.
But early like but thread suggestion
Jeff uses fem fresh coz she’s a screff!
Jeff uses fem fresh coz she’s a screff!
Isn’t femfresh really bad for your front bottom? I heard it can actually cause thrush and disrupt the natural flora 
I think the fem fresh was a dig because she read it here
Because she thinks it makes her sound like a such a strong independent woman because she’s so comfortable talking about periods and tampons and vaginas.WHY would you announce on your public social media you got recognised buying femfresh. She’s such a bleeping Ming
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“Look, Dabs!! I haven’t read about my maccies whiffing minge. I didn’t really buy femfresh. Just saying it for the people who are jealous of me “
Also, she looks like King Kong hanging off the Empire State Building in that black monstrosity of a dress in her meffy video, wearing oxfam rejects. Just to add… why does she look like she’s letting a big mac boff going in this photo?
Also, she looks like King Kong hanging off the Empire State Building in that black monstrosity of a dress in her meffy video, wearing oxfam rejects. Just to add… why does she look like she’s letting a big mac boff going in this photo?
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King Kong has killed me off
Length of her head in that pic
She looks like the horse she punched 
That was me
. The pic is on the Wiki I think
She has seen the other mums wearing chunky trainers at that Glamify event and gone and bought herself some
get yer scuffed Ted Baker pumps back on soft girl, you look out of your comfort zone trying to follow fashion trends .Also, whilst you are ordering yourself trainers get your daughter some that don’t look like they have been found in Colomendy’s lost property cupboard!
Thanks for the new thread @Blair-Waldorf and congratulations on the thread title I’ve sent Chuck to the shop for Peonies for you.
@Dwight that recap is perfection
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@Dwight that recap is perfection
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