I fume when bastiste isn’t on offer in Superdrug
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I thought that pic of Weavin Steven was one of the Mcsorley Dubai portapotty twins
Can you imagine how farty her bed smells, bet her bedding is rancid with all that dry shampoo.
i just have a vision of her house having floating Poo particles in every room you enter.
i just have a vision of her house having floating Poo particles in every room you enter.
They should team up and be a white chicks tribute act
Remember Celebrity Deathmatch on MTV? I'll ask the execs to commission Tattle Deathmatch, first up, Jeff "Scouse Turd" v Kate "Fruit Machine" Hayes.
Hey Jeff, I wanna ask some hair volume advice. You’ve spouted on about hair beeeeeerst being so amazing and giving you so much volume...so much volume that you then have stapled extensions “only for the volume, not for the length” and today you are reminding us that HB is great for volume (after you’ve ran your fingers through your staples and shown us how thick your extensions are) so I’d like to know which is best for volume because you appear to be a tad conflicting. Can you please pick a hair volume lane and see it through? Thanks 
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Ah I like Steven. He’s done me dirty a few times cancelling appointments and I don’t agree with a lot of what he says but he’s funny in real life. I feel like online he acts up a lot.
Omg I would LIVE for tea like that
Probably is, bet no-one would see them in the same room together
Weavil Steavil omfg
Yeah we’re not allowed one because it was about multiple people. Omg hon is northwitch 69
also caffy Hank is back with a new twitter handle Nicola fart I think it is. Wonder what went on with her. She’s absolutely PUTRID
Whoever has got tea on weavin Steven just share it or leave, the DABs aren’t about hinting and sprinting thank you kindly
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That’s what I imagined the consultant clinic woman to actually look like in real life -This is weavin Steven
Hey Jeff, what’s the answer?
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Weavin Steven looks like he’d be a laugh tbh but I had a look at his work IG and it’s just so many filler moustaches
Lol Home n Bargain now have a clothing range called Jeff and co
No way! First pic on here gets another sequinned star patch to see onto their DABs jacket
oh my godOne of his courses alongside reiki is inner child healing
I can confirm the shop of tatt has been empty for the past few hours. I did see a little old woman stop and look in the window, although common sense took over and she carried on walking.
Did you sit outsideoh my god
I can confirm the shop of tatt has been empty for the past few hours. I did see a little old woman stop and look in the window, although common sense took over and she carried on walking.
I mean, I guess if bathing in swamp water is your thing you’d buy one...
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Looks like someone put Kermit and Miss Piggy in a blender
Well she does look like the ogre version of Princess Fiona...
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