I’m going on my dinner!***DAB public service announcement***
If you fancy some fizz this evening Aldi have their Prosecco which I am partial to anyway on offer for £4.45 a bottle
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I can’t do Prosecco anymore (that almost auto corrected to prostitution) I used to pre drink with it all time***DAB public service announcement***
If you fancy some fizz this evening Aldi have their Prosecco which I am partial to anyway on offer for £4.45 a bottle
the smell of it now just knocks me sick. I’ll be on the buds later in the words of Jeff NoRmALiSe WoMeN dRiNkInG pInTs 
I’m having a heavy day at the mill so I’ll be drinking them in the shower at this rate when I finish later.
I’ll move on to a few gins from the bottle Mr S got me for Christmas
I was afraid of drinking Prosecco for years after I got absolutely tit faced off it at my cousin’s wedding and woke up with my dress still on as well as my PJ bottoms, my ex not speaking to me and I didn’t know whyI can’t do Prosecco anymore (that almost auto corrected to prostitution) I used to pre drink with it all time
I’m having a heavy day at the mill so I’ll be drinking them in the shower at this rate when I finish later.
I’ll move on to a few gins from the bottle Mr S got me for Christmas
The cheek of Jeff, I can’t be bothered finding the blog but she calls women who drink pints man heads! I was well offended
I drink pints when I go out cos VFM. duck paying like £4 for 25ml of gin.If I have any form of wine based drink I genuinely teleport between rooms, swear down honest to god not even messinI was afraid of drinking Prosecco for years after I got absolutely tit faced off it at my cousin’s wedding and woke up with my dress still on as well as my PJ bottoms, my ex not speaking to me and I didn’t know why
The cheek of Jeff, I can’t be bothered finding the blog but she calls women who drink pints man heads! I was well offended
She can’t call anyone a man head when she has NMH as a sidekick
I reckon Jeff can drink like 20 pints before at least feeling tipsy yano, whereas I only need about 3 before I start crying and making life plans that won’t happen
I reckon Jeff drinks those 2L Stein jugs they have in Germany whilst challenging innocent bystanders to an arm wrestleIf I have any form of wine based drink I genuinely teleport between rooms, swear down honest to god not even messin
She can’t call anyone a man head when she has NMH as a sidekick
I reckon Jeff can drink like 20 pints before at least feeling tipsy yano, whereas I only need about 3 before I start crying and making life plans that won’t happen
Omg you can’t beat making ridiculous plans when you’re pissed though
me and mr SW are always moving to Spain and opening a beach bar I am cryingI reckon Jeff drinks those 2L Stein jugs they have in Germany whilst challenging innocent bystanders to an arm wrestle
Omg you can’t beat making ridiculous plans when you’re pissed though
Jeff & Nick are defo 2020s answer to Phil & Grant
Ma Cureton Peggy then? When somebody walks into the shop and announces they’re a Tory “Get outta my tat shop”I am crying
Jeff: "LETS AV IIIIITTTTTTTT!!!"I am crying
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You know when you can here a picture
Can fuckin smell it as well with that Scouse Bird hoodie she bummed for about 3 weeks straight
Also seen the most accurate representation of Jeff with all of her facetune/photoshop/i hAve nAtuRalLy fuLL LiPs shenannigans...if she was assed
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Well, it's safe to say that no-one Jeff knows can make stuffing for tit, it all looks like pea green turds
Who needs bullets when ya can just lash those stuffing balls at someone and kill them stone dead.
Who needs bullets when ya can just lash those stuffing balls at someone and kill them stone dead.
So happy to finish work can’t wait to dig out my moschino belt and penny lane jumper and pour myself a gin 
*MOSQUITO beltSo happy to finish work can’t wait to dig out my moschino belt and penny lane jumper and pour myself a gin
Ladies, let's finish 2020 by sharing our favourite pics of Scouse Turd. I'll get us started:
Still starstruck that both you and Avril Lavigne @Sk8rBoi have such strong opinions about Jeff
For me, the favourite has to be Jeff’s strong hand...and it’s countless wafty appearances of 2020...
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That's not a hand, that's a tin of corned beef carved into the rough shape of a hand. By a child.For me, the favourite has to be Jeff’s strong hand...and it’s countless wafty appearances of 2020...
Probably this one since @TheGhostofShirleyBallas told us this was the night the dirty bleep had a foursome with another couple inside her shop! Explains the shower in the new shop, the dirrrrrrrty dirty hoe
Or this one of THAT hairline
Or this one of THAT hairline
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Not seen the hairline shot beforeProbably this one since @TheGhostofShirleyBallas told us this was the night the dirty bleep had a foursome with another couple inside her shop! Explains the shower in the new shop, the dirrrrrrrty dirty hoe
Or this one of THAT hairline
This one with the webbed hands
I can’t find my all time fav of the contortionist dressed as a sausage does anyone have it??? 
I can’t find my all time fav of the contortionist dressed as a sausage
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