Scousebird blogs #11 Rent a daughter, rent a mate, Jeff has every narcissistic trait!

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Iโ€™ve just had a maccieโ€™s triple cheeseburger and some fizz....followed by a glass of milk because itโ€™s way too late for meat and cheese....seeing the new year in in style ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ ๐ŸŽ‰ HAPPY 2021 DABs love you all ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
 
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Iโ€™m saying now before I get too trollied that I canโ€™t type coherently (itโ€™s my birthday/NYE and the telly is dire so alcohol is the answer). Happy new year beautiful Dabs I hope 2021 is an amazing year for you all ๐Ÿ˜˜.
 
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Iโ€™m saying now before I get too trollied that I canโ€™t type coherently (itโ€™s my birthday/NYE and the telly is dire so alcohol is the answer). Happy new year beautiful Dabs I hope 2021 is an amazing year for you all ๐Ÿ˜˜.
Awww HBD SSW, hope its been a boss one (regardless of stupid ass tiers) ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
 
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Iโ€™m suspicious at the lack of posts from last night. Thereโ€™s no way she spent it on her own, if she didnโ€™t do anything thereโ€™d be a smug as duck story up already ๐Ÿ‘€
 
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View attachment 366290How did I forget about this masterpiece ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

also, Iโ€™ve managed to find Bratwurst Houdini. Thar she blows

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Call me sad for being on here uploading pics of Jeff at this time on NYE but this time last year I was fast asleep from being hungover to duck so Iโ€™m taking this as an improvement ๐Ÿคฃ
Omg that arse cocktail one ๐Ÿคฃ youโ€™re right how could we possibly forget

happy new year my delightful DABs ๐Ÿ’ซ hope you all had a lovely night and donโ€™t feel too rough or have breath like the dock road this AM

I was asleep before 12 after having 4 different types of gin (I got loads for Xmas) and a bottle of red ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด

Iโ€™m suspicious at the lack of posts from last night. Thereโ€™s no way she spent it on her own, if she didnโ€™t do anything thereโ€™d be a smug as duck story up already ๐Ÿ‘€
She will have been giving rimming line ups in ma curetonโ€™s
 
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Omg that arse cocktail one ๐Ÿคฃ youโ€™re right how could we possibly forget

happy new year my delightful DABs ๐Ÿ’ซ hope you all had a lovely night and donโ€™t feel too rough or have breath like the dock road this AM
โ€˜Iโ€™m not a regular mum Iโ€™m an arse scranning mum!โ€™

Happy new year to you too ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป must admit I have felt better ๐Ÿ™ˆ already on my 4th pint of water ๐Ÿ˜‚
 
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