Just remembered his wife ended up divorcing him aswell. For once, I was made up when Scouse Twitter give someone hell!In that case he deserved everything he got! On PNFs side there
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I remember back then I didnāt even mind the ads too much cos she was upfront and said help me out, click on them and I get a bit of cash. I found the anon version of her funny enough and didnāt mind supporting so would click. Then she was a cnt with people and bullying so went off her. I think the humour she is trying to push nowadays could work well if she had kept that ācomedicā side as the anon scousebird, but we know too much about her now and it just doesnāt sit well, especially when weāve grown up alongside her and entered motherhood / similar age etc. Everyone has sneaky little jokes they laugh it or memes they wouldnāt dare share, in case it exposes a bit of a dark side, clearly she doesnāt have the shame filter we gained with maturityI just try n be healthy 5 ish days and eat what i want weekends but as i said im slightly potato shapes but i dont mind. I remember when as a kid my child minder went to one where u put on a pig mask if you put on weight (im in my 30s) Imagine that in 2020
I read one of her blogs the other day and i did used to love them. But i started to go off her even when she still just had a website cos all the ads
Bet its took her since the last update of the tiers to think of it as well. Well done for your 2 week joke
All this talk about quark
Quark- even the name makes me gag. Itās the āfakeawaysā that make me die....make this KFC by covering your chicken breast in smash 
So much for her "natural, full lips" https://www.epilightnewskin.co.uk/latest-news/dermal-fillers-answer-scouse-bird-problems
The only decent takeaway I done was home made chips, SW sausages and the Iceland gravy. It was ok, filled me for about an hour but if you want a takeaway it can be done right by choosing the right things on a Sunday night. Just save your syns. Right Iām going to shut the duck up now cos I sound like Jan from SWQuark- even the name makes me gag. Itās the āfakeawaysā that make me die....make this KFC by covering your chicken breast in smash
Itās when itās like ah yes this KFC fakeaway, 7g of Doritos will easily coat one chicken breast! duck. Off.Quark- even the name makes me gag. Itās the āfakeawaysā that make me die....make this KFC by covering your chicken breast in smash
Mushy pea curry has got to be the worst, Iāve never tried it though maybe Iām missing out
I remember being on a SW recipe page on facey and someone made a "mini chocolate cheesecake" by using wafers from pink and whites as a base, and then mixing bastard QUARK with a melted freddo (cos it was like 5 maybe 6 syns back in the day) and honestly it looked like absolute tit on a plate
I was like whyyyyy would ya waste a perfectly good freddo like that?? Just shove it in ya gob and cut out the middle man! Chocolate cheesecake my ass Did you ever watch Miranda? Just reminded me of when she said she got her clothes from a shop called āBig and longā
I was thinking of joining SW in Jan (not ashamed to jump on a wagon) cos I've gained about 2 stones thanks to Covid and ahem, 4yo kid but after reading about these quark recipes it's a hard pass. I tried it once when I did the Dukan diet before my wedding and it's an abomination that it's classed as a cheese.
My bleep of an ex boss had a gastro band fitted just before I started and the scatty cow said burping was a side effect. She would without fail eat an egg for breakfast so u can imagine the bleeping stench in the office. Said that she'd been on SW for 3 months and hadn't lost anything, she was a lazy witch though.
My bleep of an ex boss had a gastro band fitted just before I started and the scatty cow said burping was a side effect. She would without fail eat an egg for breakfast so u can imagine the bleeping stench in the office. Said that she'd been on SW for 3 months and hadn't lost anything, she was a lazy witch though.
SUCH FUN! I'm embarrassed to say me and my sister went to see her Live at the arena few years ago
This is basically us this evening
Omg guiltyQuark- even the name makes me gag. Itās the āfakeawaysā that make me die....make this KFC by covering your chicken breast in smash
to be fair it was nice. Iāll shut the door on me way out 
Iām still seething that Little Britain has been removed from existence.
Yeah really poor taste saying you may be entitled to drink a bottle of vodka get to Scouse bird shop, I personally havenāt been affected financially by Covid but really feel for people who have, and if someone needs to down a bottle of vodka they arenāt gonna pay40 quid for one of hers are they, sheās a bad tit head x
I havenāt been affected financially either and I always feel a tit for saying it cos this has hit some people really bad. But I only bought the Russian Standard cos it was on offer for Ā£13. No chance will I ever spend Ā£40 on vodka when itās Ā£9.99 in Aldi on the reg
Wonder who she will be necking scranning arse come midnight
Well I decided to face the music and have put on 4lb in 2 weeks which isn't THAT bad considering I've been giving zero fucks and eating like I've been at an all you can eat buffet with a free bar since the 23rd 
My prediction for Jeff's NYE is that it will be spent with the weird social bubble scranning PON concoctions
My prediction for Jeff's NYE is that it will be spent with the weird social bubble scranning PON concoctions
Think itās odds on favourite of 2/1 Jakes Ma bubble dancing like meff in their kitchen (but itās ok as theyāre her support bubble) Rank outsiders of fat Rowe doing a secret underground gig (classed as a business meeting) or maybe Cora watching a film whilst sheās getting bladdered and still promoting her tat in the process.
How I imagine tonight for her actually
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Prob Ma Curetons, she bums her enough already
She's prob doing her some Yankee candle sausages but on cocktail sticks instead cos, ya know, new years and all that.
***DAB public service announcement***
If you fancy some fizz this evening Aldi have their Prosecco which I am partial to anyway on offer for Ā£4.45 a bottle
If you fancy some fizz this evening Aldi have their Prosecco which I am partial to anyway on offer for Ā£4.45 a bottle
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