I’m sure she’ll be back by Tuesday saying she’s been in hospital since she went to her MRI cos there was complicationsThe results were she just needed a big fart and the bad news is when she did she sharted
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I’m sure she’ll be back by Tuesday saying she’s been in hospital since she went to her MRI cos there was complicationsThe results were she just needed a big fart and the bad news is when she did she sharted
But she's feeling miles better now![]()
Not going to lie - I have IBS and went for dinner last night and I’ve been “botty burping” all dayThe results were she just needed a big fart and the bad news is when she did she sharted
But she's feeling miles better now![]()
bad news is shes just obese and has been banned from mcdonalds in truth karma would be the big C for what she did to kerryThe results were she just needed a big fart and the bad news is when she did she sharted
But she's feeling miles better now![]()
We twins or what? I have IBS too. It’s tit. LiterallyNot going to lie - I have IBS and went for dinner last night and I’ve been “botty burping” all day![]()
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Complications being they couldn't find a heart.I’m sure she’ll be back by Tuesday saying she’s been in hospital since she went to her MRI cos there was complications![]()
It’s horrid isn’t it. Spent most of morning on loo. I’m naughty as I know what I shouldn’t eat but I still eat things I shouldn’t. But to be honest most things upset me even inhaling fresh airWe twins or what? I have IBS too. It’s tit. Literally![]()
It’s horrid this evening. So close and humid. I feel like I need to take these river island pjs offIsn't it humid
Just random tit postgets me a little bit closer to being an OAP wanting a VIP
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I thought it was just me feeling the heat 'cos of all the pans I've got on the boil whilst melting soya wax on the cooker (that I don't know the measurements for)It’s horrid this evening. So close and humid. I feel like I need to take these river island pjs off.
She must be going out of her tiny mind in the flat in villain row… no garden, Just a window to open for pollutionShe's been busy evolving. I'm guessing she's been errfing again. It's going to take a lot more than laying on the floor spread eagled to wash your sins away. I'm not sure a full on exorcism would do it tbh.
My grandaughter trained with The Lionesses, but during lockdown was injured,so has to do a lot of work
Well done England ladies. Bit emosh here. Great game. I’m not a massive footie fan but they did amazing.
I've got type2 diabetes and take MetforminIt’s horrid isn’t it. Spent most of morning on loo. I’m naughty as I know what I shouldn’t eat but I still eat things I shouldn’t. But to be honest most things upset me even inhaling fresh air![]()
I imagine they would be very annoyedNo mention of the 4pm drawI would imagine all the punters are delighted with her !!!!
The imaginary ones……that purchased all the shite from the kitchen cupboardI imagine they would be very annoyed
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Petrol bombsWalls must feel like they’re closing in in that flat. No room to swing a cat but stock room for white label shite is in living room and now she’s had to devote a whole kitchen cupboard (bear in mind she’s only got about three) to storing the petrol bombs, erm, sorry wax melts. I couldn’t cope. I’d be jumping out of that open window!