Sasha Fontain #29 The Erection Destroyer starring in Hi Hoe, Hi Hoe, It's Back To The Flat We Go!

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The results were she just needed a big fart and the bad news is when she did she sharted 🤣🤣

But she's feeling miles better now 😉🤣
I’m sure she’ll be back by Tuesday saying she’s been in hospital since she went to her MRI cos there was complications 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️
 
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The results were she just needed a big fart and the bad news is when she did she sharted 🤣🤣

But she's feeling miles better now 😉🤣
Not going to lie - I have IBS and went for dinner last night and I’ve been “botty burping” all day 🌬 💨😝😝😝😝😝
 
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The results were she just needed a big fart and the bad news is when she did she sharted 🤣🤣

But she's feeling miles better now 😉🤣
bad news is shes just obese and has been banned from mcdonalds in truth karma would be the big C for what she did to kerry
 
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We twins or what? I have IBS too. It’s tit. Literally 😂😂😂
It’s horrid isn’t it. Spent most of morning on loo. I’m naughty as I know what I shouldn’t eat but I still eat things I shouldn’t. But to be honest most things upset me even inhaling fresh air 🙄🙄🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
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Isn't it humid 😫
Just random tit post 🤣 gets me a little bit closer to being an OAP wanting a VIP 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥳🤦‍♀️🤭
 
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It really is humid, thought my hrt wasn’t working, but my OH is sweating, and he’s definitely not menopausal 🤣
 
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It’s horrid this evening. So close and humid. I feel like I need to take these river island pjs off 😝😝😝🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
I thought it was just me feeling the heat 'cos of all the pans I've got on the boil whilst melting soya wax on the cooker (that I don't know the measurements for):rolleyes:🕯🤥
 
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Just wondering if she’s up early oggling Sam Fox on the telly as she wants a busty blonde…🤡
 
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She's been busy evolving. I'm guessing she's been errfing again. It's going to take a lot more than laying on the floor spread eagled to wash your sins away. I'm not sure a full on exorcism would do it tbh.
 
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She's been busy evolving. I'm guessing she's been errfing again. It's going to take a lot more than laying on the floor spread eagled to wash your sins away. I'm not sure a full on exorcism would do it tbh.
She must be going out of her tiny mind in the flat in villain row… no garden, Just a window to open for pollution 🤢🤢 but hey, If that’s what living your best life is about, KEEP IT😂😂
 
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Well done England ladies 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿. Bit emosh here. Great game. I’m not a massive footie fan but they did amazing.
My grandaughter trained with The Lionesses, but during lockdown was injured,so has to do a lot of work
 
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No mention of the 4pm draw 🤥🤥🤥🤥I would imagine all the punters are delighted with her !!!!
 
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It’s horrid isn’t it. Spent most of morning on loo. I’m naughty as I know what I shouldn’t eat but I still eat things I shouldn’t. But to be honest most things upset me even inhaling fresh air 🙄🙄🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've got type2 diabetes and take Metformin😬
 
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Walls must feel like they’re closing in in that flat. No room to swing a cat but stock room for white label shite is in living room and now she’s had to devote a whole kitchen cupboard (bear in mind she’s only got about three) to storing the petrol bombs, erm, sorry wax melts. I couldn’t cope. I’d be jumping out of that open window!
 
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Walls must feel like they’re closing in in that flat. No room to swing a cat but stock room for white label shite is in living room and now she’s had to devote a whole kitchen cupboard (bear in mind she’s only got about three) to storing the petrol bombs, erm, sorry wax melts. I couldn’t cope. I’d be jumping out of that open window!
Petrol bombs😂😂😂😂😂
 
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