Sheβll be needing the fire engine to put of the friction from cheap jarmers, not the tit candlesShe don't wanna roll over too fast when she gets up cos the 'satinesque' material of those (now very snugly fitting) jimjams against the polyester carpet could cause some serious friction burns
Thatβs what I thought she meant when she said erfing at firstShe don't wanna roll over too fast when she gets up cos the 'satinesque' material of those (now very snugly fitting) jimjams against the polyester carpet could cause some serious friction burns
. I thought she was about to take the thermal printer to bits. What the actual duck is she doing . This is classic Sasha Iβm loving it.
Well I bought a new oven, I switched it on and everyfing, it still aint cooked me a roast a dinner. I fink I'm gonna ave to send it backHow can a web designer like herself not know that you donβt need an app that comes with the printer to design labels
Back in the day we just hid behind the sofa when the provie woman came to the doorRumour has it that if you look out of the window, there's a bailiff's car parked outside
Butttttβ¦. Did you put it on your wishlist just for measurements 1st, that counts apparentlyWell I bought a new oven, I switched it on and everyfing, it still aint cooked me a roast a dinner. I fink I'm gonna ave to send it back
Is say if your burned that river island (to small ) pyjamas and that horrendous flower dress it would burn longer than the Olympic flame ...Sheβll be needing the fire engine to put of the friction from cheap jarmers, not the tit candles
Shes soooo thickShe never does research before her porkies pie lies
I add China to yoghurt, soup,omeletteThe stupid cnut canβt even work out how to work a thermal printerβ¦.This is the same strong independent woman that sheβs been banging on about isnβt it..
Itβs the 1st day of my breakfast todayβ¦. Is she pissed.? All of a sudden itβs on a diet, Sheβs got to eat Chia seeds for 10 days from a bowlβ¦
Scrap that, Theyβre gonna be much healthier on toast loaded with Lurpack right..?
who the duck told her to do that..?
sheβs off her meds, Sheβs probably seen MrsBBC doing her breakfast that she always has then thought I can lose 4 stone in 3 days if I do that
I add mine to low fat Greek yoghurt. Tastes really nice. I havenβt had any for a while and I should as I have very bad IBS and my stomach looks like Shazzas at times
. But I exercise daily. Eat a Mac Donaldβs once in a blue
I think the reality has hit that sheβs not fitting in to her proper wardrobe and sheβs got to wear Pip the purses clothes π«£I add mine to low fat Greek yoghurt. Tastes really nice. I havenβt had any for a while and I should as I have very bad IBS and my stomach looks like Shazzas at times
Moon. Eat fish or chicken with rice or noodles most evenings. Overnight oats most days with skimmed milk. Itβs called eating healthy Shazza. You cannot put that amount of food down your neck and have no weight gain - especially past 50 years of age
Great idea would love to see thatHehehe
