Sarah’s Day #65 Sezzy hates Lizzo, can’t run a bizzo, the reno next door has her in a tizzo

[Spanner14]

Everyone's talking about the cremation of that poor cob loaf, and rightly so, but I can't get past this abomination of a cheesecake. There is nothing "refreshing" about it. It's drier than Sarah's content these days. The base is so dense and crumbly that it's coming away from the filling. There's no way you're cutting it without it disintergrating. I bet they took ages slowly cutting that slice for the photo and still had to "remodel" it to make it presentable. Who's paying money for this?

The base looks like a slab of MDF.

Also @peridoe I hate that you made this thread cause everytime I click on it I'm subjected to her giant horse teeth you've picked the best and worst DP

 

[peridoe]

Also @peridoe I hate that you made this thread cause everytime I click on it I'm subjected to her giant horse teeth you've picked the best and worst DP

If it's any consolation it gets me too All I see is the alien creature!

 

[lizzyyy]

I agree. Forbsomeone who spends so much time running off to the gym she has pretty much zero muscle definition. Maybe if she actually saw someone who was qualified to put together a workout program she would see some results.

Just goes to show how much of her ‘fit body’ was down to purely genetics/age and food restriction. Two kids later with her aging metabolism highlights how ineffective her workouts are. I love this for her.

She so boringly average in every way. Welcome to being one of the rest of us nearing or already 30 with kids in tow sez. Now imagine if you actually had to mother and parent your own children and work a real job LOL.

I remember back in the day where she did tons of handstands and gymnastics stuff. Wonder what happened to that?

 

[notspons]

I remember back in the day where she did tons of handstands and gymnastics stuff. Wonder what happened to that?

She’s too busy running 73 companies and raising her super advanced children to be a weapon in the gym

 

[annieray]

She’s too busy running 73 companies and raising her super advanced children to be a weapon in the gym

She also used to be very much into yoga but went off of it because Pilates got a popularity resurgence; and also some bullshit about yoga being of the devil or something (as if Sarah-sell-your-soul-for-a-sponsorship-Stevenson actually gives a duck about religious principle).

 

[Lilac Wine]

Everyone's talking about the cremation of that poor cob loaf, and rightly so, but I can't get past this abomination of a cheesecake. There is nothing "refreshing" about it. It's drier than Sarah's content these days. The base is so dense and crumbly that it's coming away from the filling. There's no way you're cutting it without it disintergrating. I bet they took ages slowly cutting that slice for the photo and still had to "remodel" it to make it presentable. Who's paying money for this?

The reason it’s so dry is that it’s overcooked. Probably not enough butter too because fat is bad. It’s pretty clear that her signature cooking style is burnt, overcooked and dry af. It’s probably the only thing she’s consistent with.

 

[Firsttimeposter87]

She looks really “soft”

You’ve hit the nail on the head there.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with her body.
However for the amount she works out, deprives herself, harps on about health and fitness literally 24/7 she should have SOME muscle definition. She has absolutely none. Zero. Zilch.
If I was going to make an entire living out of my body, I’d at least want my body to look like I’ve go to the gym! At the moment she looks “skinny/fat”

NB: I don’t mean fat. I just mean she looks like someone who has a good body but does absolutely nothing to achieve that body.

 

[Heyah__]

Sorry if this has already been discussed and I’ve forgotten about it but Sarah has officially unfollowed labang on instagram. I am dying to know what happened between them!

 

[peridoe]

She's been so quiet this week. The photo on her stories is from the same day as that weird would you rather picnic grid post. You're not fooling anyone Sarah.

 

[peridoe]

Within an hour of Sarah posting the picnic picture Kurt shares a story of her and Moo from the Two Palms Media guy. So they're obviously in the city somewhere visiting / having a "meeting" with him. Sometimes I think Kurt deliberately tries to expose her lies

 

[dj_sezbot]

Just wanted to make a quick note of some of the comments I’ve seen about Sarah’s body/appearance:


For Sarah to have any noticeable muscle definition she has to eat in a calorie surplus.

(For those who don’t know what a calorie surplus is: it’s literally just eating more calories than what you “burn” throughout the day. For instance: you might burn 1500 calories a day - but you eat 1900 calories - the additional 400 calories you eat is the surplus to your diet.)

The whole point of eating in a surplus is to provide the energy that your body requires to repair itself to build muscle mass. There’s no way around it. You have to eat more food to be able to grow muscle mass.

She looks the way she does because she’s so used to under-eating with her restrictive diet. Sarah would have to include healthy fats and carbohydrates to her diet to make a difference. I don’t see that happening when she has a looong and evident past (undoubtedly current, too) history with her ED.

She also doesn’t exercise with the intention to gain strength or grow muscle mass: I don’t think I’ve ever once seen her (or show that she does) progressively overload when she’s weight training?

 

[android_x]

Within an hour of Sarah posting the picnic picture Kurt shares a story of her and Moo from the Two Palms Media guy. So they're obviously in the city somewhere visiting / having a "meeting" with him. Sometimes I think Kurt deliberately tries to expose her lies

I know it’s been said a million times but I can never get over how unflattering that hairstyle is on her. So much money and time but she just cannot let go enough to wear her hair down or in a looser updo. So disordered.

 

[Firsttimeposter87]

She's been so quiet this week. The photo on her stories is from the same day as that weird would you rather picnic grid post. You're not fooling anyone Sarah.

The pic she just posted feels like a complete body check. Why else would she post it??

 

[Flexicon]

It really disturbs me how often she refers to her baby and toddler as her "besties". It's great to have fun with your kids, and for them to enjoy hanging out with you, but you have to be the parent, too, and this is where she seems utterly clueless.

Your kids need to be socialised and have friends their own age. They shouldn't be responsible for propping up your own obvious lack of friends and social life.

In a few years, neither of her two "besties" will want to spend time with her and her whole self-identity as a cool boy-mum will be shattered.

 

[b-bothered]

Within an hour of Sarah posting the picnic picture Kurt shares a story of her and Moo from the Two Palms Media guy. So they're obviously in the city somewhere visiting / having a "meeting" with him. Sometimes I think Kurt deliberately tries to expose her lies

Maybe he called a meeting with them to ask why is it their content studio keeps creating campaigns that are such major fails eg. Labang advertising lotion in the sun that is not spf or xmas pjs for the whole family (that aren't) or a wine cooler for people who don't drink. They really need to find another line of work

 

[martinabibi]

Maybe he called a meeting with them to ask why is it their content studio keeps creating campaigns that are such major fails eg. Labang advertising lotion in the sun that is not spf or xmas pjs for the whole family (that aren't) or a wine cooler for people who don't drink. They really need to find another line of work

Omg I forgot she advertised the lotion WITH OIL in it on the beach!!! As someone that had melanoma that campaign made me F*CKING ANGRY

 

[annieray]

Omg I forgot she advertised the lotion WITH OIL in it on the beach!!! As someone that had melanoma that campaign made me F*CKING ANGRY

And of course, can’t forget her most intensive ‘exercise program’ (ie unqualified, error-ridden pdf) yet, pitched specifically at women with eating disorders and poor relationships with food/exercise.

It’s as though Sarah’s And Kurt’s approach to marketing is: “what would be the dumbest, most backward messaging we could go for here? Let’s do that!”

 

[Spanner14]

She's been so quiet this week. The photo on her stories is from the same day as that weird would you rather picnic grid post. You're not fooling anyone Sarah.

Sis has had a scandal, she's in hiding

She looks the way she does because she’s so used to under-eating with her restrictive diet. Sarah would have to include healthy fats and carbohydrates to her diet to make a difference. I don’t see that happening when she has a looong and evident past (undoubtedly current, too) history with her ED.

She also doesn’t exercise with the intention to gain strength or grow muscle mass: I don’t think I’ve ever once seen her (or show that she does) progressively overload when she’s weight training?

She occasionally pretends to lift weights but she goes through phases.

She definitely doesn't eat enough calories and protein to gain any muscle but I also don't think she eats little enough to be in a significant deficit to allow her to be stick thin so she ends up just looking like an average size small person.
Also if she does binge like she suggests that probably screws her metabolism up

 

[guruhooroo]

Oh look, it’s the OG version of the Sunee cob loaf abomination. Except not burnt, with moist dip that doesn’t resemble a dry paste, and totally free/not behind a $25 a month pay wall (or whatever she charges).

 

[Chiquitica]

While reading about her and her team's terrible marketing I thought:

What if the reason she's always doing her campaigns last minute (and not making sense) is just to do the campaign SHE wants and the other company will have to put up with it just for time's sake?

Like "WF can't do anything about me advertising PJs for the whole family because then they would have a campaign at all?"

I hope I'm making sense lol