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sezzyscammer
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Tactical feeding, constantly breeding, potato print pyjamas we won’t be needing
Sentient Yam
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Bringing Focks to the staff Christmas party? I guess technically he IS her employee since he brings in the views and engagement.
Triceratops
Active member
Everytime she leaves her bubble she gets sick. Tell me again how all those immunuty-boosting supps are working out? Such a holistic healthy princess 
EternalPyjamaParty
Member
hahahaha these comments man. The one about Sarah not letting him drunk because it’s too many calories
Sarahnfocks
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Was she really going to say she could be a big time swimmer on her stories this morning? But quickly stopped herself and said whatever?
“I could’ve made it to like… whatever”
So remind me, she was born to be a mum, could’ve been a professional ballerina but chose not to, the highest in her English class, was going to be a teacher and got the highest marks but chose not to finish the degree, and now could’ve been a professional swimmer?
“I could’ve made it to like… whatever”
So remind me, she was born to be a mum, could’ve been a professional ballerina but chose not to, the highest in her English class, was going to be a teacher and got the highest marks but chose not to finish the degree, and now could’ve been a professional swimmer?
sezzyscammer
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On the topic of weddings. I want none of you to forget KK and the Sez’s furry hairy muppet cake
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Sentient Yam
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I don't have enough
for this!
for this!
slimshades
New member
Didn’t she say on a podcast recently that she hates hearing about other peoples stories…
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THE
peridoe
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Title credit to @judgymcjudgeface!
Here's a quick recap of things since the creation of the last thread, taken from the Wiki:
Claimed Kurt was in Melbourne for 14 days, then 10. He was gone 7 days.
Claimed she has it harder than single mums because they're used to it, whereas she's not.
Fat shamed M. Twice.
Waved a knife in M's face.
Left M in a pram by the road and forgot about him while storying with F.
Photoshopped her legs to look leaner and longer.
Claimed she went 2 weeks overdue with M, she actually went 40+6.
Lied about fake tanning.
Lied about getting her lips filled.
Said she got married two years ago - it was actually 18 months.
But the biggest and weirdest lie of them all was Kurt's most recent trip to Fraser Island with a group of guys from church, including Sarah's dad. Not only did she claim he was gone for 10 days when it was only 7, but she said the trip was to celebrate her dad's 60th birthday. First, his birthday is in September, but more importantly, he turned 60 in 2021. Also, no one, not even her dad, posted ANYTHING to suggest it was for his birthday.
Sarah has always lied with ease but lately her exaggerations and episodes of Sezzy Time™ appear to be getting worse.
There was also speculation going in the last thread that she might be pregnant again, so adding it here just in case.
Here's a quick recap of things since the creation of the last thread, taken from the Wiki:
Claimed Kurt was in Melbourne for 14 days, then 10. He was gone 7 days.
Claimed she has it harder than single mums because they're used to it, whereas she's not.
Fat shamed M. Twice.
Waved a knife in M's face.
Left M in a pram by the road and forgot about him while storying with F.
Photoshopped her legs to look leaner and longer.
Claimed she went 2 weeks overdue with M, she actually went 40+6.
Lied about fake tanning.
Lied about getting her lips filled.
Said she got married two years ago - it was actually 18 months.
But the biggest and weirdest lie of them all was Kurt's most recent trip to Fraser Island with a group of guys from church, including Sarah's dad. Not only did she claim he was gone for 10 days when it was only 7, but she said the trip was to celebrate her dad's 60th birthday. First, his birthday is in September, but more importantly, he turned 60 in 2021. Also, no one, not even her dad, posted ANYTHING to suggest it was for his birthday.
Sarah has always lied with ease but lately her exaggerations and episodes of Sezzy Time™ appear to be getting worse.
There was also speculation going in the last thread that she might be pregnant again, so adding it here just in case.
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sezzyscammer
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Fun fact for coasties who moved to Sydney or anyone who wants to understand the Cronulla bubble…
Monique Bodycraft in this pic, was Christie Swadling’s friend and personal trainer
Christie Swadling started her influencer career as a copy of Sarah’s Day
The Sez has her blocked on everything and I have seen them both at the same cafes at same time tactically ignoring each other
Monique Bodycraft was fucking this gym/spa owner Tommy who was also fucking Christie Swadling while she was with Maurice Salib who dumped her to go on Love Island
And that’s how inbred all these Cronulla bubble fitspo influencers are!
Lucky for The Sez she was so frigid she probably didn’t get caught up in it but I wonder how many of these girls Kurt Kardashian went through before settling for Sarah
Steel Raspberries
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cumcustard
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firstly Sarah, you dont have any friends. Secondly, you dont have any style. Thirdly, I doubt you were dEsIgNiNg your pjs at the same time.
sezzyscammer
Well-known member
Ahahhahahahaha
Pitty Party is back, WITHOUT the Sarah’s Day branding
Despite how hard she worked on this PrOjEcT
Suck it stinky Sez
Pitty Party is back, WITHOUT the Sarah’s Day branding
Despite how hard she worked on this PrOjEcT
Suck it stinky Sez
