This whole nonsense about mum days, mum life, mum outfit, now mum MOVE? just screams juvenile underdeveloped brain to me.
She sounds like a 12 yr old playing house.
Poor kids.
Got it in one!
Sarah is constantly obsessed with
fickle impressions of what she sees as life achievements - motherhood, marriage, milfdom, business management, home ownership, health - but without any of the substance. She’s literally playing house, as you say.
Her entire perception of what it means to be a Mum is made up of these dumbass examples like how you cut a pear, your haircut, pushing a pram on the boardwalk whilst sipping coffee, or how (ir)regularly you wash. (Also note all these things are things she’s
actually said and are all about
her, never the kids, their milestones or feelings or anything significant).
Just like her perception of being a business owner is almost solely based on wearing “bOSsBaBe” outfits and having an office (with an empty desk and planner), but not actually having any good business acumen or qualifications (hence why everything is haphazard and rushed and riddled with errors).
And her perception of being healthy is fitting into an xxxs, having visible abs, going to the gym 6+ times weekly, glugging pink laxative drinks and chunky ‘smoothies’ made from sponsored powders, and taking selfies of her contorted body and filtered, filled and fucked up face.
It’s all so excruciatingly one dimensional. It’s no wonder why she’s constantly complaining, because living a life where everything, her business, brand, house, relationships, even kids, are built on zero foundation of substance, must be so unfulfilling. She has nothing beyond material things - and yup I am counting kids in this category because they are literal props for content at this point, and she shows she actively resents having to care for them - which are fun until the shine wears off/they stop needing her, etc. Then she has to find the next nuuuuu thing. Nuuuu house, nuuu ColLEctIoN, nuuuuu baby, and (not far off) nuuuuu husband.
The fact she is this aimless at 30 with kids and a marriage and a business says a lot (because yes Sarah, you have 1 business - your personal brand. It doesn’t matter how many ABNs you register for; it’s all one and the same self-aggrandising, tax evading
tit show).