Sarah's Day #57 Baby's health scare gives me grey hair, Lord please "here" my performative prayer

[HamWrap]

Sarah on stories, at 4.30pm Sydney time Fox is asleep in the car. And she thinks this is an achievement. Good luck getting him to sleep tonight hun.

Also, Kurt is driving and just parked at the warehouse. You hear his door open and close, Sarah keeps talking (assume he’s walked off) and then she goes to get out of the car too. Let me get this right - you’re leaving your three year old and your 3 month old WHO LITERALLY JUST GOT OUT OF HOSPITAL AFTER TURNING BLUE IN THE CAR in the car, asleep, unsupervised, while you go and check out the warehouse?!?!? God I hope she gets him out of the car and takes him in with her.

 

[Mopely]

Sarah on stories, at 4.30pm Sydney time Fox is asleep in the car. And she thinks this is an achievement. Good luck getting him to sleep tonight hun.

Also, Kurt is driving and just parked at the warehouse. You hear his door open and close, Sarah keeps talking (assume he’s walked off) and then she goes to get out of the car too. Let me get this right - you’re leaving your three year old and your 3 month old WHO LITERALLY JUST GOT OUT OF HOSPITAL AFTER TURNING BLUE IN THE CAR in the car, asleep, unsupervised, while you go and check out the warehouse?!?!? God I hope she gets him out of the car and takes him in with her.

Also I can’t help to note - it’s so annoying but I have the same car seat as she does for M. It’s never in the car correctly. The handle is supposed to be up as if you’re carrying it so it acts like a roll cage if they get in an accident. Drives me nuts!!!!!!!!

 

[sezzyscammer]

Sarahs Day#58: Malarkey under spiritual attack, YT views will fix that, oh BTW Sez hates your cat.

Can we have spiritual attack in the title? still dying over it hahahahahahhaaa

Baby’s under spiritual attack, Sezzy’s bowels are out of whack, from all that bending of her cashew back!

Baby turned blue, Sezzy can’t poo, but it’s all great for the Youtube views!

 

[aPriCoT bOObiEs]

Sarah on stories, at 4.30pm Sydney time Fox is asleep in the car. And she thinks this is an achievement. Good luck getting him to sleep tonight hun.

Also, Kurt is driving and just parked at the warehouse. You hear his door open and close, Sarah keeps talking (assume he’s walked off) and then she goes to get out of the car too. Let me get this right - you’re leaving your three year old and your 3 month old WHO LITERALLY JUST GOT OUT OF HOSPITAL AFTER TURNING BLUE IN THE CAR in the car, asleep, unsupervised, while you go and check out the warehouse?!?!? God I hope she gets him out of the car and takes him in with her.

I REPEAT: THOSE KIDS DESERVE BETTER. SHE IS NTO FIT TO BE A MUM.

 

[lazydonut]

Tattle: hmm wonder if she’s still nursing.
Sezdawg: hold my poopy bloom.

 

[Heyah__]

Completely off topic but this scene of The Simpsons is definitely Sarah and Kurt when they were trying to name Fox - Sarah is homer though.

 

[dontmesswithmycandles]

View attachment 1331906View attachment 1331907Are her knees all good?? She legit looks bowlegged... For someone so obsessed with health, does she not care that her poses make it look like she could have arthritis or rickets? (Both causes of bow legs)

I have bow legs, I’m not ashamed of them

 

[Spanner14]

Kate used to be her best friend?
Does she have ANY friends that aren't family or on her payroll???

(I'm not counting her Jesus friends cause they're clearly only their for Kurt and to steal followers)

 

[ActivatedAlmonds]

Not gonna lie, I’ll be pretty annoyed if the next thread title has turning blue in it when my suggestion for this thread had turning blue in it and was the highest voted, but didn’t get used 🫣

Title threads aren't a pissing contest, we're all equal here.

 

[Toath]

I appreciate Kurt posting this gem on his TikTok account.

 

[ActivatedAlmonds]

I have bow legs, I’m not ashamed of them

Bow legs are beautiful just as any other leg shape is - I think the point OP was making was she's tensing/angling her "at rest" legs she looks like she has bow legs (which you should take as a compliment considering she's warping herself to look like that) when she clearly doesn't have legs like that when she's standing normally, at rest.

 

[pancakes.for.dinner]

Holidays? The zoo? Maybe they should just listen and do what’s best for their child and stay tf home? Especially with the flu and covid going around. Makes so sad for poor M not being able to chill at home when he’s obviously quite unwell in some way.

 

[Spanner14]

If only she'd finished her Reno tour vlogs then she wouldn't have to answer all these questions about her boring beige room

 

[beanybeans]

If only she'd finished her Reno tour vlogs then she wouldn't have to answer all these questions about her boring beige roomView attachment 1332506

Why does your baby need to be in this picture!? Not using her kids for content but can't have a picture of her lounge without one of them in it.

And the SezBot x Kurt Kardashian joke was so predictable

 

[prettylittleinfluencer]

Just came here to be petty and say…… WHY can they not be bothered to photoshop sezzys BLACK feet. The photos don’t do it justice.

would take less time to photoshop the trotters >sezzys inner thighs

I like how there was a comment about how someone liked her grubby black feet It was the first thing I noticed when I saw the ad too.

 

[cumin_bolognese]

If only she'd finished her Reno tour vlogs then she wouldn't have to answer all these questions about her boring beige roomView attachment 1332506

Cushion inserts: Sabi & Soul... oh wait...

 

[lazydonut]

If only she'd finished her Reno tour vlogs then she wouldn't have to answer all these questions about her boring beige roomView attachment 1332506

Except no one is actually asking these questions.

 

[peridoe]

Sarah on stories, at 4.30pm Sydney time Fox is asleep in the car. And she thinks this is an achievement. Good luck getting him to sleep tonight hun.

She doesn't care. That'll be Kurt's problem later.

 

[cumcustard]

Never acknowledging her husband, they just arent a team are they? Queen of the castle… and puts his business last on the list even after her sister’s podcast. Such a weird, sibling marriage.

 

[Spanner14]

She doesn't care. That'll be Kurt's problem later.

Yeah Sarah's in bed with Malakai at 8pm, sorry Kurt