Jesus christ her gums are receeding just as fast as her hairline
Jesus christ her gums are receeding just as fast as her hairlineI don’t get the “if you must know” it’s your whole job as an influencer to share shit like this and the followers who ask you questions like this are your bread and butter. Is this an attempt at humour or are you that bad at hiding your real personality? I’m not even gonna comment on the teeth cause we’re all thinking it anyways
Had no idea who this Sky person was, so I educated myself by scrolling through her instagram. Wow, this photo of Sarah looks just like her son.i dont think she was talking about that photo. She was talking about the fourth picture and I think she does look like Forest. But so funny that Sarah didn’t like the comparison.
MUST. NOT. LET. THIGHS. TOUCH. AT ANY COSSSTTT!!!Not sez wearing the same workout clothes as yesterday
That's an incredibly dry breakfast. Looking at it makes me want to gag.Don’t forget the miscellaneous pills on the side (if she’s not paid to promote them, she won’t mention em), and he probably got to wash this ‘calming’ breakfast down with a watery protein smoothie, because that’s totally needed for a small child
And sorry but who tf peels the eggs completely before putting them in the egg cup?That’s what this looks like, and it’d be a guaranteed bitch to eat, sliding around all over the place. It also looks like she wayyyy overboiled them and they’re dry and hard boiled (just like her bedroom life), impossible to dip, and with the toast just shoved in there like a stick in the mud. How to you fuck up boiling an egg?! Enjoy cleaning that one up, Sarah. You idiot.
Also no one, least of all Focks, gives a shit if his breakfast is AnCiEnT OrGaNic gLuTEn fRee slop. It really says something about how insecure Sarah is that she has to try and brag over the most basic parenting task of making her child breakfast. Countless parents made eggs and toast (and to an infinitely superior standard than this) this morning, and didn’t need the help of an app, or the narcissistic supply from Instagram, to do itTry it sometime, Sarah!
Bitch face as activated as her nutsi dont think she was talking about that photo. She was talking about the fourth picture and I think she does look like Forest. But so funny that Sarah didn’t like the comparison.
and that bread looks dry as fuck too! Where’s the butter? Or if even a dairy free butter is beneath health queen sez could she not at least put the avo on the toast?Don’t forget the miscellaneous pills on the side (if she’s not paid to promote them, she won’t mention em), and he probably got to wash this ‘calming’ breakfast down with a watery protein smoothie, because that’s totally needed for a small child
And sorry but who tf peels the eggs completely before putting them in the egg cup?That’s what this looks like, and it’d be a guaranteed bitch to eat, sliding around all over the place. It also looks like she wayyyy overboiled them and they’re dry and hard boiled (just like her bedroom life), impossible to dip, and with the toast just shoved in there like a stick in the mud. How to you fuck up boiling an egg?! Enjoy cleaning that one up, Sarah. You idiot.
Also no one, least of all Focks, gives a shit if his breakfast is AnCiEnT OrGaNic gLuTEn fRee slop. It really says something about how insecure Sarah is that she has to try and brag over the most basic parenting task of making her child breakfast. Countless parents made eggs and toast (and to an infinitely superior standard than this) this morning, and didn’t need the help of an app, or the narcissistic supply from Instagram, to do itTry it sometime, Sarah!
I came here to say, Kurt has posted about this work at least three times over the last ten days if not more. Now Aunty here is also posting.Can someone please apply for the 2 month graphic designer role, and report back after on the shit show behind the scenes of these three "companies"?
look, i fit the brief and I thought about it just for the tea factor for Tattle for about 39 secondsCan someone please apply for the 2 month graphic designer role, and report back after on the shit show behind the scenes of these three "companies"?
Hi and welcome. You have just summed up Sez's entire existence in one sentence. You've come to the right placeWhy did she make such a big deal of Malakai’s genetic condition - to then leave everyone in the dark? I’m new to her… everything she does is for content??
Even co-sleep is a stretch. Malcom is a nuuuuborn so naturally (NaChURaLlY) has to be monitored around the clock; Focks just has complete separation anxiety with Kurt at this point, rather than it being a conscious co sleeping arrangement. Sad. And yet another parenting fail, but watch Sarah tell (and sell) to others just know EdUcAteD she is on childrens’ sleep.Sit down, girl. When did she become the expert on children's sleep?! She hasn't a clue. Her kid slept on her floor for a year, has zero structure, naps ANY time of day (10am or 3pm), co sleeps (no hate to co sleep). List goes on...
Yes Sarah you are a judgemental cuntSit down, girl. When did she become the expert on children's sleep?! She hasn't a clue. Her kid slept on her floor for a year, has zero structure, naps ANY time of day (10am or 3pm), co sleeps (no hate to co sleep). List goes on...
So if you get the job and badmouth Sarah does she tell herself as your employer?look, i fit the brief and I thought about it just for the tea factor for Tattle for about 39 seconds
or does "have you heard of tattle?" become an interview question???So if you get the job and badmouth Sarah does she tell herself as your employer?
Imagine if Tattle got a mole into the house of grots…Oh the things they’d see. Eye bleach is a must.or does "have you heard of tattle?" become an interview question???
Sounds like she's talking about a new dog she got, not a baby.Oh FFS!! "Mally poo"
Honestly, I’m just mad that I didn’t think of this name first.Oh FFS!! "Mally poo"
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