Hiiiiiii Nutritionist Here (ANutr, PHNutr)
I am actually struggling to articulate and express just how incredibly wrong that milk bottle concoction was.
If your child has a cows milk allergy, for the love of god do NOT substitute with bleeping “oRgAnIc” almond milk which is made up of 95% water, and is not fortified with a single nutrient that you need. Fortified soys milk is generally the recommendation for a substitute as it has a similar nutrition profile.
Collagen. Are you bleeping kidding me. There is not enough substantial evidence that supports collagen supplementation, especially for a motherfucking toddler. The ONLY time collagen has shown significant benefit is for joint rehabilitation when consumed prior to physiotherapy sessions. And she’s giving him a WHOLE SCOOP.
DHA. This is fine. Not necessary, but also not harmful AS LONG as she is only giving him the recommended serve and nothing more.
“Baby herbalist” Anti-Viral concoction. This is blatantly some quacks substitute for vaccines, and their attempt to protect poor Fox from serious disease.
Kefir? Not harmful but again unnecessary if she just let the bleeping kid have Greek yoghurt which is packed full of good bacteria. I’m actually heartbroken and angry simultaneously. Also “I don’t want to assume he also has lactose intolerance” shut up you dirty cow. If you had even a slight idea of nutrition you would know that even if Fox was lactose intolerant, it would need to be diagnosed from a GP, but most of all - you can still eat dairy. Different types of dairy have varying levels of lactose. So quit pretending you’re doing it for him. You just think “dairy is scary” and are removing from his diet because you’re a bleeping idiot - but allowing “Kefir” because it has a health halo.
Who the duck calls that a baby’s bottle. Sarah, you are a bleep. You’re not a Nutritionist or Dietitian you’re a disgusting bleep of a human who is going to seriously harm her child. How bleeping date she. And duck you nobody asked you what milk Fox drinks you just want to act like you’re educated, which you are bleeping NOT.