Sarah Burke #87 Burps taking the piss pretending little miss is Luke’s first sis

[Sleep_deprived]

Will somebody please take those god awful glasses off her and fuck them far far away!!!!!

 

[Seratago]

She’s desperately trying to persuade us that Belly and Luke are the image of each other - simply because Luke’s other sister, Abigail, is his absolute double! It’s pathetic tbh

 

[straighttothecomments]

Her try ons are my favourite. The clothes are always like a granny’s catalogue and she spends the entire time talking about how she should be in a smaller size. Can’t get enough. She’s stealing money from these companies. Wouldn’t you redo it with the washing machine, how hard is it? She actually has all day

 

[RestingB!*chFace]

As soon as it was mentioned here!

 

[SIXTYNINEDUDES!]

Sarah is eating woooooo I’m so happy as she was so thin after not eating for 9 months during pregnancy, I was really worried about her I thought she would end up in CUH on a drip . She’s hasn’t put up any weight either which is very clear to see. She needs professional help she is being delusional

She put up no weight during pregnancy but gained weight cos her nan was sick. Which was while she was pregnant?

She'd want to be careful going too drastic too soon on the weightloss also.

Maybe cut down by a cow carcass a day until she's weaned herself from an entire herd daily to just a cow, singular per day.

 

[butterfliesandrainbows]

What’s her obsession with collar bones??! ‘The collar bones will come out when I lose about a stone’ a stone?? And the other 7!

 

[LoveTheGossIre]

Most offensive part is the lipliner and Jewish curls

 

[Munchiebox]

Just own the weight gain and you'll gain followers on a natural weight loss journey (how she gained them before) but ya we are wrong, she gained no weight

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She looks like Jim Royle in those tik toks when himself and daaayyyvid are dancing around wallpapering the dining room 🫣🫣

 

[Wexy123]

I can't believe she still spouts the same shit about not gaining weight during pregnancy, the SIZE of her. She's a landmark at this stage. She should have her own eircode.

 

[#transparency]

Does anyone listen to twinsandme podcast left on read ? I really like the podcast especially when cleaning or doing my makeup. Anyways, on the bonus episode they were talking about promise rings and engagements and Dylan oaks was mentioned. I was laughing to myself. I don’t follow Sarah long, but Jesus the Dylan Oaks ads are over kill. The necklace she got the other day is €58 euro meaning the new influencer (benefit in kind) tax on that will be €10+ going forward. I have a friend who works in PR that said influencers will have to show proof of postage of items returned to companies/or the agencies including weight of parcel etc if they don’t want to get taxed. I know Sarah doesn’t get Charlotte Tilbury PR, but imagine the cost if you were to keep the items ? The magic cream is nearing €100 !

Nobody listens to or loves the pod round here

 

[SIXTYNINEDUDES!]

Ah tattlers, have some sympathy for god sake. That big hound tried her best to get admitted to hospital today and didn't even manage to get so much as a very dramatic story out of it.

Now she has to eat one of every farm yard animal in a several mile radius to cheer herself up.
No wonder people say we're arseholes. There but for the grace of God etc

 

[Macey]

I certainly wasn't out shopping when I had an infection after my section. I felt unwell, couldn't walk & was terrified of having to be admitted because it wasn't clearing. This bell end is out & about with a newborn that spent 3 nights in hospital.

 

[Sammyjo9]

Theres a real worry that shes tagging that #of sick babies , that is so weird isabella hasnt been born with a condition or any syndrome , thay is so fucked up , she just cant cope without attention , even negative attention , god she mustve been so starved of love by her familyand and keith , its one thing luke will end up messed up but now shes rearing a girl to be even more psycho than herself ,, someone needs to intervene , she doesnt have a sick child and shouldnt be using that particular hashtag , so so fucked up

 

[Macey]

Eating out because you are too tired to cook with a newborn. It's more effort to leave the house than put something in the oven!
And I would not class her dinner tonight as cooking that's a fast easy dinner on Friday after a busy week

 

[Seamus]

And this is why the likes of this selfish pig should be fucking sterilised! That poor newborn baby, just out of hospital, after undergoing a series of invasive tests but this beast for her own selfish reasons is hauling her around the city again. She was taken to the other side of the city yesterday to be past around like a game of pass the fucking parcel and now today around the city with her big brother hacking his lungs into the pram ( another sick kid, out without even a coat on him and clearly sick). No doubt those sick children will be brought into some packed eating establishment, again for selfish burps to stuff her already mountainous hole. That entire family are cretins to society, the ones that feed off welfare entitlement, screw the system, have an IQ the size of an ant between the lot of them and drag up their poor children who never asked to be brought into the world. Sorry but I'm just so fucking livid and the thoughts of women who would make unbelievable mothers but can't have any for whatever reasons is just boiling my blood. What kind of society are we living in that this is allowed happen. God I have some irrational rage today over this serpent

 

[cycleon]

And a surprise wedding for teeth sure they might as well while their at the church might not get him back there again anytime soon

I know someone who did this, but both decided on it not trapped lol… they booked the christening, relevant family and friends were there and after the christening the priest said “we have another bit of business to take care of” it was a fab evening. We all know the expense of going to a wedding and they didn’t want that for their families so they did it this way and it was perfect. Catered and music after too

 

[Jellybb]

What an attention seeker is she going to address the big song and dance she made of booking ballygarry? I’m mortified for her life. I wonder what the excuse for cancelling is going to be? Big fat chav wedding in Lanza with a giant bow on the kids head and the most “grateful” child Luke in a blazer

 

[Crones884]

She needs the silence to come up with all her fake stories and pretend lies.... I Wonder what kinda statement will she put out for everyone today

Its the worst scar infection the CUMH have ever seen, so bad that they had to call in the specialists from The Rotunda to see if they could help. They were helicoptered down to the GAA club and collected in a stretch limo with Dealing Yokes to welcome them when they got in.

It was so bad that she has also seen the plastic surgeon about getting it fixed for when she is better so its not traumatic to look at for the rest of her life.

She was able to have a shower and put a mask in her hair with the canulas in and is just being now to try and catch up on the sleep

 

[shamelessflogger]

Still claiming she gained nothing

 

[Frilly Milly]

Burp must be a superfan of MollyMae it used to be facesbygrace

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Dear god, I knew she was bad but this is a joke. How sad is she to be copying the Instagram pages of someone else.
There's definitely a want in this one.