Sarah Burke #67 still on the dole, mad for a burrito bowl, head of a troll, not a bump it’s a fat roll

[Limabri]

She has bog standard moning sickness ffs! I actually feel sorry for anyone who has actually suffered from HG looking at her, she's an insult to them.
One of my friends had HG and was so ill that she will never have another child as she's terrified she'll get it again.
This one eating rings around herself of the shittiest food possible and wondering why she's nauseous. She hasn't a clue!

 

[Seamus]

Just an FYI GD isn't caused by your diet when you're pregnant. It's something to do with the placenta and no matter what you eat, there's no way of causing or preventing it. Though Sarah is dumb as a box of rocks and probably doesn't know that.

I am fully aware of that but Burps would love GD to add to her "poor me" of ailments. Why in gods name would you drink coke first thing in the morning after being in hospital with "HG and dehydration" other than wanting to be sick!!!!

 

[Alucia]

Just an FYI GD isn't caused by your diet when you're pregnant. It's something to do with the placenta and no matter what you eat, there's no way of causing or preventing it. Though Sarah is dumb as a box of rocks and probably doesn't know that.

G.D can be prevented in some women. It's stated on the HSE website.

 

[Resu Eman]

Image of her

 

[HawTea2.0]

Image of her

The hands, the smacking the lips, the “hurt people hurt people”, may as well have tagged big back

 

[mygoodgod]

Since when do consultants scan pregnant women or is just because she is so special? I thought it was a sonographer did my scans. Shes dying to end up in hospital again before the week is done.

 

[Skinner]

Image of her

I said it on another thread, I've an older friend that was sign up to that in a heartbeat. She's currently been taking for a financial ride by a real doctor. No amount of talking to her will change her mind.

 

[Puffin]

After the absolute revelation that Uncleted was Uncle Ted my head was in a spin.

Then being at a kids birthday that seemed like it was being held in Savannah, Georgia with Miss Karli and Miss Kate and not a housing estate in Blarney, good lord I had to drink some sweet tea and go for a lie down.

Normal service has resumed today so here is a diary entry:

Dear diary,

Sars here. I'm 37 weeks pregnant this week. Well actually I'm 15 but will be 16 at the end of the week so have been rounding up.

I was in hospital there last week cos my hypereismis was playing up and I was just so nauseous. I had a mini puke and sur that was it diary, I told them there now in the hospital I said "You better give me fluids and admit me cos not a hope in hell I will take any advice or drink any water . If I can't eat my 5 a day , as in 5 kgs of spuds I'm a deaths door " So they gave me a drip

Anyway I was out in time for the weekend and I was flat out cleaning out the house. I cleaned out the toy room, the Instagram room, the food room, the water room, the baby making room, the TV room and the room that that stray child Leo Liam Lewis Luke sleeps in the odd night. I got rid of 7 bags of clothes. They were all beadifuuuulll and even though I could have sized down in all of them cos I'm 27 months pregnant I need the room

It was Ms Beth McClure Duffy's birthday then there yesterday. We went to Donna's house and I just ate a few bits 2 x family sized pizzas , 28 chicken nuggets, 4 quarter pounders, 36 cocktail sausages, 3 garlic cheese chips , 3 strawberry milkshakes and a diet coke to keep it light. I was shocked when I got home and got sick.

We had the night off from pretending to parent Lewk and even though I hate the sight of him love the bones of him I was so glad he went back to school. Back in hospital there now today for a check up, hoping them keep me so I can have a rest. I am egghausded from being .

Chat soon diary xoxo

 

[Skinner]

SURE JAN.
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After the absolute revelation that Uncleted was Uncle Ted my head was in a spin.

Then being at a kids birthday that seemed like it was being held in Savannah, Georgia with Miss Karli and Miss Kate and not a housing estate in Blarney, good lord I had to drink some sweet tea and go for a lie down.

Normal service has resumed today so here is a diary entry:

Dear diary,

Sars here. I'm 37 weeks pregnant this week. Well actually I'm 15 but will be 16 at the end of the week so have been rounding up.

I was in hospital there last week cos my hypereismis was playing up and I was just so nauseous. I had a mini puke and sur that was it diary, I told them there now in the hospital I said "You better give me fluids and admit me cos not a hope in hell I will take any advice or drink any water . If I can't eat my 5 a day , as in 5 kgs of spuds I'm a deaths door " So they gave me a drip

Anyway I was out in time for the weekend and I was flat out cleaning out the house. I cleaned out the toy room, the Instagram room, the food room, the water room, the baby making room, the TV room and the room that that stray child Leo Liam Lewis Luke sleeps in the odd night. I got rid of 7 bags of clothes. They were all beadifuuuulll and even though I could have sized down in all of them cos I'm 27 months pregnant I need the room

It was Ms Beth McClure Duffy's birthday then there yesterday. We went to Donna's house and I just ate a few bits 2 x family sized pizzas , 28 chicken nuggets, 4 quarter pounders, 36 cocktail sausages, 3 garlic cheese chips , 3 strawberry milkshakes and a diet coke to keep it light. I was shocked when I got home and got sick.

We had the night off from pretending to parent Lewk and even though I hate the sight of him love the bones of him I was so glad he went back to school. Back in hospital there now today for a check up, hoping them keep me so I can have a rest. I am egghausded from being .

Chat soon diary xoxo

laugh out fecken loud

 

[maisie20]

It annoyed me that she called the female consultant ‘girl’ she’s a doctor. Sorry might be nit picking

 

[We were on a break]

“One girl caught her hand” Jesus the lies the whole of Cork still rooting for her then

 

[mygoodgod]

The hands, the smacking the lips, the “hurt people hurt people”, may as well have tagged big back

He may just said have said my name is Sarah burke. I've never seen him before.

 

[missiemoomoo]

It annoyed me that she called the female consultant ‘girl’ she’s a doctor. Sorry might be nit picking

I have to say I did too! That "girl" has spent years training for the privilege of this one to saunter in and refer her as "that Girl" mother of god.

@Puffin your posts are flipping brilliant, I so needed that laugh there now!!

 

[Carrie3]

For someone who's soooo sick and vomiting all day, she gets very animated and lively when she's selling stuff.. is she for real??

 

[work4aliving]

I'm cumh you have your dating scan at 12ish weeks and a booking app around that time, done on the phone now ...then your not seen until 20 weeks for risk assessment app and around that time your big scan and that's it again until 34 weeks ...of course this one had herself in a high risk category...gets extra apps after hospital stays etc ...all for free ...if she was really worried about the baby she could pay private scans but fleecing the public system...does she not hear herself going on about the fluids and vitamins..hey sars here's an idea ...drink water , eat well and don't drink Coke before an appointment....I really don't know how the hospital haven't got her some mental health support....and also story about the person stopping her ..never happened...delusional...

 

[maisie20]

I have to say I did too! That "girl" has spent years training for the privilege of this one to saunter in and refer her as "that Girl" mother of god.

@Puffin your posts are flipping brilliant, I so needed that laugh there now!!

In fairness Sarah was a (slimming world) consultant too herself so maybe we’ll let her off

 

[I'm luvvin it hunz]

@Puffin I just said to myself there, I said, you're better than a session on a vibro plate, I laughed, I did, skitting. My bump actually wobbled. I'm not actually pregnant, but seeing as we're referring to fat rolls now as bumps I said to myself there, I said, I too may call it a bump, not one bump fits all. We're all rooting for your diary entries.

 

[Abacus15]

Mama bear

 

[Zara88]

After the absolute revelation that Uncleted was Uncle Ted my head was in a spin.

Then being at a kids birthday that seemed like it was being held in Savannah, Georgia with Miss Karli and Miss Kate and not a housing estate in Blarney, good lord I had to drink some sweet tea and go for a lie down.

Normal service has resumed today so here is a diary entry:

Dear diary,

Sars here. I'm 37 weeks pregnant this week. Well actually I'm 15 but will be 16 at the end of the week so have been rounding up.

I was in hospital there last week cos my hypereismis was playing up and I was just so nauseous. I had a mini puke and sur that was it diary, I told them there now in the hospital I said "You better give me fluids and admit me cos not a hope in hell I will take any advice or drink any water . If I can't eat my 5 a day , as in 5 kgs of spuds I'm a deaths door " So they gave me a drip

Anyway I was out in time for the weekend and I was flat out cleaning out the house. I cleaned out the toy room, the Instagram room, the food room, the water room, the baby making room, the TV room and the room that that stray child Leo Liam Lewis Luke sleeps in the odd night. I got rid of 7 bags of clothes. They were all beadifuuuulll and even though I could have sized down in all of them cos I'm 27 months pregnant I need the room

It was Ms Beth McClure Duffy's birthday then there yesterday. We went to Donna's house and I just ate a few bits 2 x family sized pizzas , 28 chicken nuggets, 4 quarter pounders, 36 cocktail sausages, 3 garlic cheese chips , 3 strawberry milkshakes and a diet coke to keep it light. I was shocked when I got home and got sick.

We had the night off from pretending to parent Lewk and even though I hate the sight of him love the bones of him I was so glad he went back to school. Back in hospital there now today for a check up, hoping them keep me so I can have a rest. I am egghausded from being .

Chat soon diary xoxo

You deserve a bleeping medal for this post I am dead

 

[Jellybb]

Keet said she was going to fall down? Why? Is she implying she is doing too much like? what the duck would she do if she actually had a job