Sarah Burke #104 The invites are out, collar bone looks boney she has lost weight on the invites only

[nothanks91]

Does anyone know who's hen it is? Someone in Keets family is it? Because we all know she has no friends, so has she just been invited along cos it's keets family?

Keeths brothers fisncee

 

[silentlurkersjourneylol]

Pascal Sheehy RTE NEWS reporting live from Dingle
There was much talk and excitement around the town of Dingle, Co Kerry over the last few days as talk and gossip spread that the much loved and missed, FUNGI, the dolphin had returned to Dingle Bay.
A local man, Dan Sean Healy Rae, reported spotting a large, “whale like creature” in the water. He launched his boat to further investigate, while calling family and friends, shouting, “He’s back. He’s back. Fungi is back” Locals and tourists rushed to the shore line, in the hopes that the rumour was true.
One local I spoke with, who didn’t want to be named, told me “I saw it. I saw it I did. It was fucking huge. I said to himself, there’s no way that’s FUNGI. Twas too big altogether you see. An enormous size of a thing”
And alas, upon further investigation it was discovered, that in fact it was neither Fungi the dolphin, nor a whale but a tourist from Cork attending a Hen Weekend in Dingle, and had decided to go for a swim as she felt safer swimming, rather than going for an early morning run in Dingle. The woman, named as Sarah Burke, soon to be O Connor, she hopes, declined to comment, but was heard shouting “there’s crabs clung to my flaps” upon leaving the water.
Pascal Sheehy, RTÉ NEWS, Dingle, Co Kerry

Brilliant

 

[Wexy123]

Can anyone tell me about the letter from the midwife, I wasn't following back then and can't find it in any of the threads. Did she write the midwife a letter or did the midwife write to her

 

[msster]

Has she pics of hen up

 

[cycleon]

You can buy with or without bar. And slide it under the table or couch. Il have a look for you now
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In stock with or without handrail x

Thank you I meant one that folds like the pic I've attached. I have a massive treadmill that takes up soooooo much space, it has to go

 

[cycleon]

I was too busy not believing her maintain story, I didn't even notice the meticulous plaits with bows in this photo until just now even though I liked this post 2 days ago

oh my god neither did I
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That was a good thread, here a few of the top liked posts brandambassador is missed

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awww anyone knows brand ambassador in real life I hope she’s doing ok? Not asking for any information, just pass on best wishes

 

[#transparency]

She said today 'do you remember the jeans that wouldn't close, they are closing I'm delighted" these are the jeans in question and the ones she had on today are completely different !!! Delusional

I think the ones today are the ones tina tried on and rolled the legs up, there are 2 different pairs I think, those in that post are different

 

[KathD]

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Thank you
Right across from sonic !!

 

[Wexy123]

You'd miss @brandambassador all the same she was very funny. She could be lurking around under a different name though

Funny out, and she wanted to start a page and call out the instahuns at one stage and then she was just gone. Hopefully still here under a different name, she was hilarious on the old Burps threads

 

[Anyauldnamewilldo]

New thread created;

Sarah Burke #105 First we had biden now we have bush, hairy flaps and sagging baps

Congrats to @#transparency & @Give me Strength for this whopper of a title :ROFLMAO:❤

tattle.life

 

[Gifted!]

Deirdre Barlow back from the dead the glasses are sending me. I’m praying for a live tonight, I’m unwell & need entertaining

Hope you’re ok!

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Bellys eyes...one looking, one searching

 

[cycleon]

Nope it's the VERY same dress, cut outs at the side and all

OH MY GOD

 

[Wexy123]

Is that not a different dress? Left is halterneck?

Nope it's the VERY same dress, cut outs at the side and all

 

[delided]

A maintain this morning
Just to keep track, we are still at 15.3 lbs lost

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Look
At all the wide the stairs are lol. Was she at her photo shop skills again

 

[Mrs.Doyle22]

Good luck x I would start random and keep your tattle friends entertained by posting some blast from the past we may have forgot about

Agree with this please show us best bits

 

[Chazzyboo]

She's a right state to be fair

 

[Sleep_deprived]

Sorry but I'm not from Cork and I always thought when ye referred to Onslow Gardens that it wasn't actually called that, I thought it was a reference to where Hyacinth Buckets sister and brother in law lived I just looked it up on Google maps to see if it was real.
I wonder did she answer the phone in the twice bought house saying "The Bu-clé residence, the lady of the house speaking"

I thought this too, I didn’t realise it was real

 

[What's the crack?]

I think she will drop a few pounds for wedding but once stink breath puts a ring on that pudgy finger she will fucking pile it on again like the old days

You forgot her bow

 

[harleyquinnjoker]

Is she wearing high waisted jeans?

I think they are the Jean shorts she wore all of last year