Sarah Burke #104 The invites are out, collar bone looks boney she has lost weight on the invites only

[#transparency]

First we had Biden and now we have Bush

 

[Stacey10]

Sarah making the official statement today about Aisling the "troll"

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

 

[Stacey10]

Burp's new name is " Minge The Meticulous"

 

[Give me Strength]

Pascal Sheehy RTE NEWS reporting live from Dingle
There was much talk and excitement around the town of Dingle, Co Kerry over the last few days as talk and gossip spread that the much loved and missed, FUNGI, the dolphin had returned to Dingle Bay.
A local man, Dan Sean Healy Rae, reported spotting a large, “whale like creature” in the water. He launched his boat to further investigate, while calling family and friends, shouting, “He’s back. He’s back. Fungi is back” Locals and tourists rushed to the shore line, in the hopes that the rumour was true.
One local I spoke with, who didn’t want to be named, told me “I saw it. I saw it I did. It was fucking huge. I said to himself, there’s no way that’s FUNGI. Twas too big altogether you see. An enormous size of a thing”
And alas, upon further investigation it was discovered, that in fact it was neither Fungi the dolphin, nor a whale but a tourist from Cork attending a Hen Weekend in Dingle, and had decided to go for a swim as she felt safer swimming, rather than going for an early morning run in Dingle. The woman, named as Sarah Burke, soon to be O Connor, she hopes, declined to comment, but was heard shouting “there’s crabs clung to my flaps” upon leaving the water.
Pascal Sheehy, RTÉ NEWS, Dingle, Co Kerry

 

[Stacey10]

Unlike Burp here in our like minded community we don't have to "pretend to laugh" because she provides us with great entertainment everyday

 

[Louber]

Haa Sarah you dirty rotter, furry fanny flaps a go go!!

She's gonna take that down and replace it with something a little bit like this....

"lads I decided to remove that story as I didn't want to give Aisling the air time. She's not worth it. It had nothing to do with my growler hanging out I promise. Thanks for the thousands of messages of support, I'm absolutely grand. These jealous trolls might hurt someone who isn't as strong as me, but with my large rolls of fat it just slides clean off. They're just lonely sad people who are jealous of my weekly fat eating sessions and they possibly have a drink taken. Those who know me know, my nose is on the grow. Teenas stairs is awful bendy and I've a back so straight You could of ate a smoothie bowl off it. Handsome so it is. Anyway I better go, must get some rest before I wake up tomorrow and declare how we live in a cruel world where gorillas in the mist like me could get abducted by an unsuspecting stranger, it only can happen at half6, not 8. Dem beasts be up early. Anyways, renew you and rejew jew!!!!

 

[Stacey10]

If someone could merge the BIB with the following two photos I'd be really grateful. Only wish I could do it myself and give something back to this amazing community of like minded people

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@SIXTYNINEDUDES! I gave it a go for you

And for good measure, the real reason Onslow Gardens got it's name

 

[Give me Strength]

Is it too early for a tread title? #105 Hairy flaps and sagging baps.

 

[Wexy123]

No wonder Keith's gums are so raw having to chew through all that to get to the damp

No wonder he's always so hoarse, probably from coughing up furballs

 

[I got up at 5am]

Thread suggestion: The adventures of Sarah & her meticulous minge, on a permanent eating binge

 

[me ma will tell ya]

Thread suggestion
Sarah Burke unmatched and unhinged with a meticulous minge

 

[RestingB!*chFace]

I'm telling ya now if I knew people had screenshots of my flaps hanging out the side of me knickers and were discussing it in great detail I would delete every single social media I had, change my number and just disappear and hope everyone forgets about it asap the mortification

 

[Wexy123]

Giving out because she can't manage her fringe, would she not spare a thought for her overgrown minge

 

[Shall64]

“I’m not going to give Ashling the time of day”
Except to write an entire post about her. Make it make sense.

I couldn’t care less what size she is - the effort and time that goes into this is ridiculous- she has WAY too much time on her hands.

Get a job Sarah.

 

[SIXTYNINEDUDES!]

Must be some truth to it . Surely if her sisters watched backed the videos and heard her say that they tell her cop on or would she not give a shit she’s making up story’s

Like the house she bought? Or the wedding she booked in Ballygarry for new years eve, despite being unemployed? Or the rumours she started that Brian left because he was gay? Or that Itsabelly is Irish not Scottish ? Her hyperemesis where she could stuff her face constantly and gain weight? Her infertility where she got pregnant twice in 6 months?

Lies like that you mean?

 

[nannyg]

Listen I hate saying this but there’s a certain cohort in the city that know exactly how to play the system, they know and have every entitlement known to man, they never work and take two holidays a year and they all drive decent cars….now there are genuine cases too don’t get me wrong and they truly deserve all the help they can get, but the other crowd are something else and the council and the social just hand out whatever they demand and it boils my piss! Rant over

 

[Sloppy Foley]

Thank you for all the votes my lovely tattlers and I dedicate this thread to all of you and @Crones884 new meticulous tattle baby All your hilarious comments have gotten me through some bad days lots of love, your Sloppy Foley xxx

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

No wonder Keith's gums are so raw having to chew through all that to get to the damp

 

[Laurajane3030]

Rent.ie , 7a onslow gardens. Best of luck to your family member x

apologies, it actually says studio the further you look, not sure why it said 2 bed on the ad I saw

Lads I actually thought onslow gardens was a name ye made up for the place she lives