Sarah Burke #104 The invites are out, collar bone looks boney she has lost weight on the invites only

[Anyauldnamewilldo]

Congrats @Sloppy Foley you've done it again, perfectly summarised, sayrah burp

 

[Sloppy Foley]

Thank you for all the votes my lovely tattlers and I dedicate this thread to all of you and @Crones884 new meticulous tattle baby All your hilarious comments have gotten me through some bad days lots of love, your Sloppy Foley xxx

 

[cycleon]

Cos I’m still catching up on the last thread

@Wexy123 yes the whole of cork is behind her. You just can’t see them cos of her ass

@Jellybb you're right she’s not paying for it herself, you’re paying for it, I’m paying for it, cos she does duck all work

 

[Yeroneoverthere]

She gets no comments on TikTok coz she deletes and blocks everyone

 

[What's the crack?]

Ah if she has got married on the sly she will update their first photos where she used to caption
"When no one knew"
LOL Mortified

 

[Sloppy Foley]

Has she said meticulous recently after some sassy Gen Z corrected her on TikTok

 

[Mrs.Doyle22]

Ah if she has got married on the sly she will update their first photos where she used to caption
"When no one knew"
LOL Mortified

Omg THIS no Sarah we did know. I hope she wore a meticulous white blazer.

 

[Deise Gurl]

That’s some belt to the door! I would be ashamed of my life to go around in a car like that.

 

[Crazy frog]

Why does burps always buy rags for events when she gets sent cheap tit for free! She'd sell snow to the eskimos robbing cow!

 

[Wexy123]

Why does burps always buy rags for events when she gets sent cheap tit for free! She'd sell snow to the eskimos robbing cow!

I don't believe she sells anything to anyone, there's no way anyone bought those dresses she beat herself into from vavavoom the other day! I'd say at best a few people use her discount codes for bperfect sometimes. She's no big influencer, the few brand deals she has are pathetic, every Instagram wannabe over 10k followers has them

 

[RestingB!*chFace]

You heard it here first, the earlier she gets up the more tired she is at night! I am absolutely blown away at this concept! Who knew

 

[Sloppy Foley]

You heard it here first, the earlier she gets up the more tired she is at night! I am absolutely blown away at this concept! Who knew

She is now blaming “the world” for not going for a walk - I’m in convulsions here

As our @Wexy123 said I don’t think anyone would take on BigBack #builtlikeaquarterbackcandidateforaheartattack

 

[WtfInsta]

There would be no one able to kidnap her, unless there is predators out there with a forklift, what is she on about, go out for a walk ya mog.

 

[Addd]

You heard it here first, the earlier she gets up the more tired she is at night! I am absolutely blown away at this concept! Who knew

Who does she actually think cares?? That’s genuinely like something a 12 year old would put up. Have to laugh at her being afraid to get up for a walk at 6:30am you’ll be grand Sarah nobody will come near you, trust me 1000% on that.

 

[dddddddddddd]

What is she raving about, being afraid to go for a walk at 6.30 in the morning -

 

[bomey]

You heard it here first, the earlier she gets up the more tired she is at night! I am absolutely blown away at this concept! Who knew

Nahhh what the duck is she actually on about. What is she basing this "fear" on? Is Onslow Gardens really that bad? I'm living in an estate on the Northside too and wouldn't hesitate about going out jogging at the hour. There are people everywhere (lots of whom are up and awake), she's surrounded by houses, it's bleeping bright and peaceful outside. She just needs some high-vis straps the dope. What a bleeping dumb delicate fake victim narrative, fucks me right off. Maybe she gets more attention the closer to 8 it gets: that it's a sweet spot for being seen acting healthy and seeming like she's out and about early. It's pure histrionics when someone starts this tit.

 

[Erin2k]

She said recently when she was flogging white runner paint that she only wears white runners. Yesterday there she was in black runners on the way to get her fat hoovered. More lies to try and sell tat. She would sell sand to an arab

 

[Wexy123]

She said recently when she was flogging white runner paint that she only wears white runners. Yesterday there she was in black runners on the way to get her fat hoovered. More lies to try and sell tat. She would sell sand to an arab

Imagine you believed you were a popular "influencer" and your biggest CLAB at the moment is trying to get people to buy shoe polish I'd say Rosie and Pippa are quaking in their boots

 

[sophiasstories]

Nahhh what the duck is she actually on about. What is she basing this "fear" on? Is Onslow Gardens really that bad? I'm living in an estate on the Northside too and wouldn't hesitate about going out jogging at the hour. There are people everywhere (lots of whom are up and awake), she's surrounded by houses, it's bleeping bright and peaceful outside. She just needs some high-vis straps the dope. What a bleeping dumb delicate fake victim narrative, fucks me right off. Maybe she gets more attention the closer to 8 it gets: that it's a sweet spot for being seen acting healthy and seeming like she's out and about early. It's pure histrionics when someone starts this tit.

It’s only a bullshit excuse so she can head out at 8 and let everyone else sort the morning routine for the two kids and get Luke to school etc. it’s bright now at 6.30, it’s perfectly safe, often went out for an early stroll before my son woke and there’s plenty ppl around going to work etc but this fat lazy bleep wouldn’t know anything about that

 

[Hector Crowbar.]

She is now blaming “the world” for not going for a walk - I’m in convulsions here

As our @Wexy123 said I don’t think anyone would take on BigBack #builtlikeaquarterbackcandidateforaheartattack

She's on the mooch for a gym membership.