Sallie Axl #56 stuck in bed still rough as a dog, it's never her fault let's blame the frog 🐸

[QueenBarb2]

Didn’t realise until now, Frog was in Thailand with her and S!

I bet it persuaded her to buy that hoverboard she was pushed off that fateful night!!

I’m starting to think there is some truth in her blaming the frog for her misfrogtunes ya know

I’ve looked deeper and look, It has a membership at Athelis too!!??? just looked back at her pics on her grid and noticed it’s stood right there in the pool area with her!!! Wtfff, Sal you need to get away from this frog girl.

I don’t want to scare anyone here but I genuinely think everyone in Liverpool needs to lock their doors, she has real stalker problems with this frog, it was in Tulum - look!!

 

[LennyBriscoe]

I still can’t believe that frog got Sal’s car “toad” away…(I’m so sorry)

 

[Cantbebotheredtomove]

What happened when the police got hold of sals dodgy range?

It got toad
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What’s sals favourite shop in Liverpool?

croaket
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Why did Sal go into the hospital?

she needed a wrist hopperation

sorry I’m laughing at my own shit mum jokes here and at her expense obvs

 

[QueenBarb2]

I just cannot help but notice that pesky sweaty grass of a frog now when I look at her Insta pics.

Val if you are currently trying to get the frog out of your terraced rental after licking it to death, your poisoned up to your tits so either ask ya Ma to help or post as a user named “FROGZLICK5000” and we will send help to Tuebrook

 

[BirkenheadTranny]

Sallie Axl #57 momma didnt raise no quitter but she did raise a frog licker

 

[Retro80s]

What happened when the police got hold of sals dodgy range?

It got toad
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What’s sals favourite shop in Liverpool?

croaket
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Why did Sal go into the hospital?

she needed a wrist hopperation

sorry I’m laughing at my own shit mum jokes here and at her expense obvs

Sals fav footwear are open toad sandals

poor Sal isn’t very hoppy recently

she’s very frogetful

 

[QueenBarb2]

Her fucking long footed mate in the background is like “what the fuck does this Jeepers Creepers VS Freddie Kruger dickhead look like”

Nightmare in Tuebrook 5

 

[Villanelly]

Names for Sallies TikTok travel account anyone?

Around the world in 80 BJs.

 

[QueenBarb2]

Fucking hell, just drove past Val pulling her skin off & eating it like a fucking smelly lizard.

Do we think this is also down to the Frog? Watch your back girl it sounds like your days are numbered

 

[pommynoir]

If Donkey Punch isn’t in the next thread title I’m proper gonna sulk.

I’ll try my best.
Thread:

Sallie Axl #65 Salvo Escobar - Getting Pesos for a donkey punch, fanny smells like monster munch

 

[Cheddar Chalpupa]

Old Senora Val is going in hard on the first night! Madrid is gonna be messy bring it on rrrrrrat chicaaaaas
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Bingo from a previous thread - thanks to @Halfbaked . I can’t add the rats to them but we’ve already ticked off new best mates and faux lesbo kissing!

We're marking these off with frogs this time, yes?

 

[Hereforthebeef]

I get blocked by the Tuebrook Tart one day and the next I open the door to this guy! Is he looking for alliance?

 

[ladymanc221]

Absolutely off her fucking box!! She looks like a demented vicar

 

[Chi4]

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Is this little fella going to get the blame again

 

[Ooo-TheNews]

The caption whilst taking pics of herself in a disabled bog. I just can’t breathe

 

[KittyKat1988]

She's live on tiktok now and someone asked her when she transitioned

 

[Retro80s]

Who let the frogs out?

 

[Rothsey]

What happened when the police got hold of sals dodgy range?

It got toad
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And she got frogmarched down to the station

 

[Sunsetlass]

Somethings defo off when you see a robot more than your kids…..

a sentence you never thought you’d read and it even make sense……but here we are

 

[Halfbaked]

Filter slip oops