Sallie Axl #56 stuck in bed still rough as a dog, it's never her fault let's blame the frog 🐸

[Weezaweeza]

Fackin ell imagine this drama EVERY SINGLE TIME you go away or out with people. How do you not realise ‘the common denominator here is me - other grown ups manage to go on holiday together, get along and not fall out/have drama/have to change their phone numbers’. She’s a proper head case.

On a side note, does her latest story count as ‘cryptic quotes about friends and being better off alone’ on val bingo?? We also need to frog off eye bleeping herself

 

[laughing]

How does she constantly fall out with people, would love to know what she does to them!

 

[Chi4]

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Is this little fella going to get the blame again

 

[Viewer123]

I mean what could possibly have happened this year that’s made it worse than the last few? I dread to think #scissorgate #haventevengotyourkidsbackfulltimeyet #ratgurlz #returnofthefrog

 

[Riareal]

Looks like the mates have not gone with her to Marbella????

 

[JE172]

I mean what could possibly have happened this year that’s made it worse than the last few? I dread to think #scissorgate #haventevengotyourkidsbackfulltimeyet #ratgurlz #returnofthefrog

Now I’ve got Return of the Frog to the tune of Return of the Mack going round my head!

 

[Anna Delvey]

Ew what an embarrassment she is

 

[QueenBarb2]

That frog has 100% turned up in Marbs when she’s been on a sex job and ripped that nylon wig off her head, causing her butchered fox eyes to droop & lips to burst

 

[Stripper Vicar]

Looks like the mates have not gone with her to Marbella????

I was going to say this. She has blatantly gone to suck old man balls for her ryanair flight money home.

 

[Quarrantinemadness]

That frog has caused all kinds of problems for her hasn’t it!
How do I update my number on insta? Are you bleeping 12?

 

[pussygolightly]

When you sell your beef curtains for a living it’s understandable she’s going to wake up not knowing where she is at some point … my guess is .. it’s not Marbella .. is a travel lodge Skegness

 

[Lizzie23]

When you sell your beef curtains for a living it’s understandable she’s going to wake up not knowing where she is at some point … my guess is .. it’s not Marbella .. is a travel lodge Skegness

As though it's a flex to not know what country you are waking up in cos you're so freeee and crazee and unencumbered by the mundane things in life. Ya know like getting your kids up and fed before going to school, shopping run, work etc. Mind numbing at times admittedly but not acting like a pensioner with dementia that doesn't know if it's New York or New Year. Ffs.. PACK IT IN VAL!!! (my favourite phrase right now)

 

[Norfolking Good]

I’m nearly 40 and the thought of this so called holiday gives me the fear. How can she be having teenage fights with other prozzies and licking toads when she could *cough* spend that time with her kids making memories… I know I’m an idiot

 

[Its_Me]

When you sell your beef curtains for a living it’s understandable she’s going to wake up not knowing where she is at some point … my guess is .. it’s not Marbella .. is a travel lodge Skegness

Is that not her begging for mates in Marbella as usual? She’s deleted anyway

 

[Lizzie23]

To the tune of Valerie( by the late great Amy)
She's got plastic ginger hair
And her face is in a mess
Doesn't know where she is
Could be anybodys guess
You're almost forty
Stop making a fool outta you
Why don't you pack it in Valerie

 

[pussygolightly]

Looks absolutely tit .. there’s no one there
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She’s literally Billy no mates out there lol

 

[WhatasadlifeJane]

She looks like a really bad trans Cher tribute act.

 

[Anna Delvey]

Nah I’m bleeping livid, casually scrolling through tik tok and that bleeping robot came up

 

[Goodbye!]

Couldn’t pay me to have her life!! Give me a Tuesday night cottage pie, get the kids bathed and in bed and fall asleep on the sofa to some crime drama with tea and biscuits sounds boring val? Least I’ll know where I’m waking up and who with! Ohhh yea and my kids are next to me!

 

[Sallyspal]

Talking about cutting ppl out…seems like her and her prozzy pals are no longer “besties” - Jesus what is she actually doing falling out with these people?!?! anyone wanna wangle a guess? All I can think of from going from kissing to no longer mates is Sal caught robbing from them