So she has been to Miami often?
Like, what’s going to be next?? Dad-bod chic??It's quite Miami male retiree? What is she going on about
Aww come on!!! WHAT IS THIS?!?! This is not a summer outfit!!! Summer in where? Countries who’s law it is for women to be completely covered up? Sally love! Despite your eye brows, on the whole you’re still pretty cute! Stop hiding in these awful “bin-liner chic” outfits! Tents are for camping not for wearing!I wonder what wisdom she imparted in that heatwave fashion podcast the other day since she's spent the summer so far clad like it's November in the Arctic Circle.
In one of the podcasts she did recently she shared her packing tips which ensured you wouldn't forget anythingPatsy's loveliness is totally wasted on Snippy Sali.
How is she managing without the CHANEL DARK TORTOISE PANTOS? She's obviously got way too much money - I manage to take the stuff I need with me cos can't afford constant emergency purchases. I bet she told everyone she encountered so no one would think she's wearing povface Boots off the peg glasses by choice.
I’ve been to Miami quite a bit and I’m pretty sure the “male retirees” there wouldn’t be seen dead in that getup. Also it’s hot and humid for a lot of the year, so black with long sleeves isn’t a thing.It's quite Miami male retiree? What is she going on about
She went before YOU did, that's for sureSo she has been to Miami often?
Loving the @Valiofthedolls x @Bluebellesse collab.I’ve been to Miami quite a bit and I’m pretty sure the “male retirees” there wouldn’t be seen dead in that getup. Also it’s hot and humid for a lot of the year, so black with long sleeves isn’t a thing.
If you’re going for tortured and bizarre fashion references to American men Sali, a Dollar Store Johnny Cash would probably have been better
Also ETA, @Bluebellesse I LOVE the kindly gifted video- it was even more hilarious than I’d imagined it. In fact, I loved it so much I’m now going to expect a kindly gifted/#presstreatment video at least once every month, and to be able to treat your workplace as my office a la Hershesons.
Thank you, but I think @Valiofthedolls will be claiming intellectual property rights and #founder status. She’s already making demands! I know just how those poor bastards in Leeds feel now.Loving the @Valiofthedolls x @Bluebellesse collab.
I might try it then cos I'm more inclined to believe you than her!Damn it, but her JVN hair recommendation is good. I was influenced by her and she was right. I usually roll my eyes at celebrity lines (ahem), but had a sniff after I saw her recommendation, and liked the smell. And it’s good
But she's not there yet. Oh no.<...> In one of the podcasts she did recently she shared her packing tips which ensured you wouldn't forget anything
Really don't think any blokes in Miami wear head to toe black, especially in summer. twitI bet the Miami retiree thing is down to Dan and they both thought it terribly clever