“True to size. Mine is an XS.” has thread title potential.
No mention Lisa Eldridge lipsticks even though they have the staying power of a stubborn barnacle. Surely promoting just the one item means it’s not an article but an advertorial?Here you go, lovelies. Plushly, pleasingly pollocks:
The best long-lasting lipstick | Sali Hughes
Budge-proof colour with outstanding staying power – I have truly never known the likewww.theguardian.com
I suspect it may cause Sali to literally throw things.Shacket makes me want to throw things
Sali no longer has the edgy, quick-witted followers she would like.Unfortunately, by embracing the influencer role, Sali no longer has the edgy, quick-witted followers she would like. It’s all brainless fawning and unwanted health advice. I’m sure she grates her teeth and reaches for another cocktail at each compliment for her “shacket”.
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Now THAT should be the thread title, or some version of it that fitsSali no longer has the edgy, quick-witted followers she would like.
That is because we are all here now!
It’s why she’s had to give up the thinkingAll that thinking must smart.
Sali no longer has the edgy, quick-witted followers she would like.
That is because we are all here now!