Based on a comment upthread by
@Disillusioned, suggested thread title:
Sali Hughes #16: The sell-out who couldn't sell out.
I'd initially thought it would be a bit mean to suggest that, but I'm feeling a bit mean now.
Ha ha, I just came to ask if it was still available — if it hasn’t in over a week surely it’s a
disaster, compared to other Box Floggers who sell out in hours?
Attention Daily Mail Journos - I’ve written it for you:
Imbecilic box flogger Sali Hughes was left reeling yesterday when her carefully curated beauty box offering didn’t sell out immediately. Industry insiders blamed the very pedestrian contents, the perplexing small /large /mini sizing confusion, the literal lighting a candle at the shrine of a known paedophile candle, and the non-inclusive greasy CC cream included in the box.
Middlemen Cult Beauty blamed Tattle for shining a light on the whole sorry affair and admitted that trying to clear the unsold
tit in their warehouse via an unwanted medium for a ludicrous £130 nine weeks into lockdown was a ridiculous idea.
Sali blamed her fans for being far too stupid and uncool to get the candle thing, not understanding legal definitions of volume, and not appreciating the year of planning that had gone into it. She would not concede any form of humiliation over the whole affair, although that might have been the Botox preventing emotion showing in her face, but did petulantly stamp her Grensons on the ground. She has absolutely no previous form for accepting any kind of blame for anything.
Dawn O’Porter could not be reached for comment.