Saffron Barker #17 Desperate to meet anyone with a blue tick, everything she does gives us the ick

[tulla.24]

was just watching saffron’s recent video and she calls her immediate family her “intimate family”

 

[RachyWoo]

"So many parents I've met think their son is an absolute Godsend and they can't do a single thing wrong", yeah just like your mum thinks the sun shines out your arse Saff

 

[yogiessexdubs]

Luca Bish stinks of fish.

 

[bbfadf]

"I feel like I look a lot older" YES honey, u do

 

[Sbax]

Who hurt Wendy she’s a constant sour puss

 

[surreygirl23]

“I’m going to catch which is my fav restaurant in la”

gets there

“Im only eating these fries as I don’t like fish”

so your fav restaurant is a place with nothing you like?

 

[milkywaygirl]

if you watch love island i think it’s quite obvious luca has a foot fetish and is always sucking gemma’s toes so honestly it wouldn’t surprise me if she’s trying to flex her feet for that reason

 

[account70032]

Did anyone see Luca’s reaction on LI last night? Scruffy B will be furious that her lover has made her look utterly ridiculous by falling head over heels on live tv. That’s karma for you.
Also, the new lady has been to the school of our scruffron barker for the pick me vibes regarding height.

Felt sad for Sophie though when Luca said “ I haven’t felt this way for anyone in years”

 

[PoppyT1]

This popped up

 

[gossipgirl59]

How many times we gotta see this man

 

[chickenbeans]

ngl what does she expect it’s Ibiza

what do you mean? so you’re saying if you go to ibiza expect to be spiked? so wrong imo. the person spiking is the problem, others shouldn’t have to expect to be spiked!?

 

[GossWhore]

In todays of episode of "Stay in School Kids"

Saffron trying to read

 

[justheretolaugh]

Opinion: Saffron is an extremely average looking girl and she attracts men slightly more attractive than her purely based on her fame and status.

she also can’t keep a boyfriend for very long because they realise her personality is very dull and frankly, very boring.

 

[bongsandstuff]

Saffron is a tramp. She literally has nothing going for her - she’s the spit of her dad, she has weird stuck on lemon tits and she’s thick as fuck. Whoever (her trashy mum) gave her the audacity to think she’s this great is embarrassing and she needs to be knocked down a peg or a hundred before reality slaps her in her smug tangerine-coloured Darren face.

 

[Missclassy19]

Sophie must be hurting. The whole country watching your ex get w girls n most likely talk about his past relationships n his type etc

 

[lilcavey]

I’m crying

 

[Fillyjonk]

Found it funny when she was comparing the Venice streets to “the real-life Balamory”, as if the place where it was filmed doesn’t actually exist

Imagine comparing the beautiful cultural landmark of Venice to Balamory. She's so embarrassing.

 

[ellea]

You literally made an account just to say that…

Yeah. Three years ago I predicted the comment and ‘literally’ made an account especially for the occasion. Can’t believe the day finally came.

 

[GossWhore]

All she knows is designer this, designer that

 

[roryangel]

just a reminder that little miss liar said she’d ‘never had lip fillers’ once again on her story the other day …. is she just gonna pretend that her lips magically changed shape after she turned 18 ???