It would actually take them well over an hour to walk to the school from where they moved to. They only claim to live in Reigate because they are snobs.
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because he's not getting any.
in general driving to school is easier for parents, i lived a 10 minute walk away but we found it easier to drive as it was a busy area, you also couldn’t make judgment if walking you’d either be really early or late
I’ve actually met one of his ex boy band members, the one that has been vocal on Twitter. He worked with an ex boyfriend of mine, it was a good few years back now and I didn’t know about the SJs at the time! Raging now because I would have asked a million questions 
but I remember seeing him on Twitter years later saying that the band had won some award and Jono took the award and they haven’t seen it since. He wrote loads of tweets and obviously to deflect Jono wrote back to him saying somethings like “X how the hell are ya long time no see”
Jono is a fool because there’s clearly many people out there who know the real him and the real stories who can quickly come out of the woodwork.
but I remember seeing him on Twitter years later saying that the band had won some award and Jono took the award and they haven’t seen it since. He wrote loads of tweets and obviously to deflect Jono wrote back to him saying somethings like “X how the hell are ya long time no see” Jono is a fool because there’s clearly many people out there who know the real him and the real stories who can quickly come out of the woodwork.
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Jonathan is like the devil. The pictures he posts of Anna are ALWAYS so unflattering. On the "Anna is my desert" pic she looks huuuge. I mean, she definitely is way bigger in real life than she claims to be on her edited photos on insta but the picture J postet is just... Wow
Probably also looks so huge because Jonathan is such a small little gnome
It shouldn't take as long as that; it's only 7 minutes by car. It's just over two and a half miles from Reigate centre and not that far from where they used to live! However, the kids would probably not want to walk for maybe 30 minutes every day back and forth.
Because he hardly has one and never did have.
Probably the imaginary sex life he made up while in the basement of the internet cafe. Still cracks me up, but also the fact that the second someone who knew his family back then wrote about it on here, I was like "yep". Just like he hides away in his office now and is gaming and chatting all evening and night he used to hide away in the basement on his computers, living in an online world far away from reality (and work). This man is so stuck in his childhood and teenage years, both mentally and physically.
It has an IMDB score of 5.4, meaning he is watching it purely for the seks scenes lol also can totally picture Jonathan being delusional enough to recognise himself in the young douchey bloke, I hope he's on Amazon right now ordering himself a highlight kit, skin tight jeans, a short leather jacket, a douchey wifebeater and a hippie necklace. We might be in for a treat ladies!
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It wouldn’t be the first time either, around the time of the Internet café he did used to wear white wifebeaters. He also used to talk a lot about an alleged girlfriend who was an up-and-coming singer. Not surprisingly, no one actually met her, so we used to joke that she did exist but didn’t know she was ‘his girlfriend’.
I thought they were supposed to be so family friendly. It was years ago that my daughter watched, she was about 9-11. I absolutely wouldn't be happy for my youngest to watch them now. I'm no prude but all the unnecessary swearing and the lying about the sex. It's like he's trying to impress a new girlfriend 
The argument about moving to paid content just doesn't add up when everything is so open on Insta and Tiktok. Fine if you want to make money off your members, just be honest about it, but make sure you give them content worth paying for. The stuff you seem to be putting out is dull and lazy. I've watched more exciting funeral streams
The argument about moving to paid content just doesn't add up when everything is so open on Insta and Tiktok. Fine if you want to make money off your members, just be honest about it, but make sure you give them content worth paying for. The stuff you seem to be putting out is dull and lazy. I've watched more exciting funeral streams
I think his train of thought might have been something like this: his audience grew up, they're no longer pre-teens and teens, he probably thought they've stopped watching because they're older and looking for a different kind of content, that's where he implemented the ever swearing, sex obsessed pirate Jonathan. Maybe he thought this will appeal to them and bring them back, unfortunately, people have stopped watching because their content had become completely unrelatable and lazy, and not lazy as in doing the same things every day, lazy as in only filming short snippets, mixing days together, but people want to see real and raw family life on a day to day basis (something they no longer had with the nannies, cleaners, dog walkers, etc.), not fancy pranks and challenges. Remember when he tried to change things up every couple of weeks, desperately trying to find something that would stick? The irony is that people tuned off once he went into scripted and staged content he thought would be MORE interesting, but it ended up being the opposite. Appealing to the LGBTQ community is just that too, trying to find an audience, nothing genuine about it and that's why it never works out for him. And he's alienated viewers even more with this 'new' Jonathan and it also doesn't attract new viewers, as people seeing him for the first time without context will just go "WTAF?!".I thought they were supposed to be so family friendly. It was years ago that my daughter watched, she was about 9-11. I absolutely wouldn't be happy for my youngest to watch them now. I'm no prude but all the unnecessary swearing and the lying about the sex. It's like he's trying to impress a new girlfriend
The argument about moving to paid content just doesn't add up when everything is so open on Insta and Tiktok. Fine if you want to make money off your members, just be honest about it, but make sure you give them content worth paying for. The stuff you seem to be putting out is dull and lazy. I've watched more exciting funeral streams
He's completely ruined a somewhat successful channel now by fiddling with it all the time, there were many opportunities to save it and bring it back, but I think he went several steps too far now.
Oh absolutely. But it's just the fact he feels the need to share it online. He runs a family channel, and this blurs the lines between family-friendly and 'adult' themes.
This will be Jonathan's attempt at 'breaking through the box that society has put him in'. Society says that you should keep you private life private - a concept that he is yet to learn for the greater good of his family - but Jonathan is now his own person. "duck normal people" he can do whatever the 'duck' he wants! Society isn't going to tell him what to do anymore!
They're a married couple with four children; we can assume that they have - or have had - some kind of sexual relationship. (Ew, I don't like thinking about it!)
No one believes that Anna is the next virgin Mary!!
That left over pizza is from Friday evening, still at least it was only him that had to eat it and not the kids or foxes 
still at least it was only him that had to eat it and not the kids or foxes I understood this as this is the leftover pizza from the kids' lunch. So in the worst case, the kids ate their leftovers from Friday, and Jonathan had the leftovers of the leftovers? I remember Anna often saying how on Sat and Sun they would eat leftovers for lunch, so the kids having to eat leftover pizza from Friday is an actual possibilityThat left over pizza is from Friday evening,
not sure if this is better or worse than the apples she cuts in half on Sundays, then pack them in their lunch boxes to eat on Mondays...They
live between motorways very easy to find the house in a few clicks, in all aspects of their life safety is not their priority.
Genetics play a role in the development of teeth. I sucked my thumb well into my teens. Never needed braces.
Seeing as both parents had crooked teeth they should discourage it.
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