Such a creepy bastard. He has kids following him and posts stuff like this. We all know they’ve only had sex a handful of times just to conceive. Anna cannot be sexually attracted to this goon.
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You can't expect "normal" reactions from Anna. She's just as crazy and stupid in her heead as Jonathan is.
Now she will post 47 stories about like how much like she likes her new like dishwasher like she now like has so much like more time to like sit around and like be on her phone ehm i mean like spend with her like kids and be like a busy mom like of 4. Like.
Update: of course she already started posting about her new dishwasher. And yes, Anna, we're so excited for you!
He is so hell bent to show everyone that he has lots of sex with Anna despite the signs that Anna can't literally stand his hands on her, like the episode in the kitchen when he touched her and she recoiled even though she said he has cold hands, oh please! Blind Freddy can see she is repulsed by him. So the likely hood of him going upstairs with some notion of it happening, on a scale of 1 to 10, Umm, not gonna happen.
The pose!!!
he thinks he’s so sexy with his crappy tattoos and pout. Jonathan, even your own wife doesn’t think you’re sexy. She’s off to bed at 7:30 while you’re drinking your wine all night doing god knows what and speaking to god knows who on your computer. I cringe at the thought of his search history!Watching Jonathan’s stories about that Netflix show makes me incredibly uncomfortable. Even he admits that he is only watching the show because it involves ‘sex’ (remember guys, he failed school and he is illiterate, so he can’t read!). But the fact that he is openly admitting it online, the faces he pulls, the review he gave, and the fact that this is something he chose to watch by himself, after his wife had gone to bed is all incredibly creepy. I think he’s trying to be funny but he just looks like a pervert. Also the fact that this ‘segment’ is embedded within his normal pictures/videos of his kids is even more disgusting. What message is this sending the paedophiles?!
I’m 21 years old, Jonathan is 41 and a father of four. If I ever met Jonathan in person - highly unlikely - I would feel incredibly uncomfortable in his presence, particularly after this.
As I said the other day, I feel like we’re heading towards another manic episode.
I’m 21 years old, Jonathan is 41 and a father of four. If I ever met Jonathan in person - highly unlikely - I would feel incredibly uncomfortable in his presence, particularly after this.
As I said the other day, I feel like we’re heading towards another manic episode.
Probably sex with one of his invisible/imaginary friends! It's the only explanation because he definitely doesn't get it from Anna..
A 'cheap erotic novel'........sounds like YOUR book jono!
That's why they have the nanny !
In that photo, he looks like a gormless, inexperienced 14 year old gaping at a movie with sex in it! It is very clear from all his postings and photographs that he has very limited actual experience; it's more of the false persona he admits to having created himself. Anna may even be the only person he's had sex with (apart from his boy band experience) just as she admits he is the only one she has slept with. Anyone who had sex with him would need to have been as disturbed and daft as he is. It says a lot about Anna too! Could anyone have been that desperate? Those photos say it all and have exactly the opposite effect from what he wants people to believe about him. Let's hope the book includes some of those photos as they will prove the fakery!Hey Jon boy... you're supposed to look through the glasses to help you see not look over them.
Yeah it’s not ideal to encourage them mainly because they will rely on you then for a source of food. I don’t think it matters what they are feeding them from. Foxes do venture out in the daytime particularly if they have cubs and it’s not dark for much of the day this time of year.
This is so true ( well I think it is) I’ve met plenty of people like this
He’s wearing the same yellow singlet that he wore out in the garden, then in the evening, then put it back on in the morning. he must stink, stinky sweaty clothes on top of a body that has consumed a bottle of wine and a curry 
I’m pretty sure the “after sex” was with his left or right
he must stink, stinky sweaty clothes on top of a body that has consumed a bottle of wine and a curry I’m pretty sure the “after sex” was with his left or right
He's a grown man he can watch porn if he wants. But it is weird that he has to share it online and even weirder that he is pretending Anna is watching with him. There is no way she would watch that. She wouldn't want him all horned up. She recoils every time he touches her.
"at the cost of my family being targeted by trolls everyday" He makes absolutely no sense, the comments were off long before he switched to members only, he's still putting them on Instagram and TikTok. Never seen 'trolls' comment on YT or IG, and definitely nothing targeted at his family, the criticism is all towards Jonathan. Plus: Very interesting how he never mentions the ACTUALLY concerning and sexual comments targeted at his son and daughter on TikTok, but I guess the 2.1m on TikTok strokes his ego too much for him to care and do something about it.
Also, his newest style of selfies LOL I'm still not sure if they're a step up or down from the Grindr-style, nut/nipple-flashing, dead-serious-look seductive selfies he used to post, he now just looks like a clown, a sad, middle-aged, desperate to be young clown. I think I preferred the 'sexy' selfies actually, at least they were funny!
Also, his newest style of selfies LOL I'm still not sure if they're a step up or down from the Grindr-style, nut/nipple-flashing, dead-serious-look seductive selfies he used to post, he now just looks like a clown, a sad, middle-aged, desperate to be young clown. I think I preferred the 'sexy' selfies actually, at least they were funny!
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Why can’t she watch a YouTube instruction video or Google why does she need someone to show her ? If she wanted to improve she would it’s just easier to use her lack of skill to cover up her lack of talent and to blame someone else she is the second most immature of jonis kids Joni being the first, when did acting dumb become entertaining because that’s all they do, 4 kids but don’t know how to strap them safely in car seats just 1 example of their ridiculous behaviour.
Not that it matters that much, but isn't the show called Sex/Life?? He can't even get that right
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