Say it like it is JakI wanna punch that witch witch face into the middle of next week!!
And I wanna punch his bleeping stupid ugly face in too!
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You crack me up
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Say it like it is JakI wanna punch that witch witch face into the middle of next week!!
And I wanna punch his bleeping stupid ugly face in too!
obviously by looking at the pic , the kids don't have sun screen on , nor hats!There is the nanny Zoe, holding Andrea whilst stood next to Anna who might I add is not holding anyone
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...and this is the same woman who claims Andrea doesn’t like spending as much time with her and isn’t as close to her as he is with Jonathan....whilst having their nanny hold him with her right next to herThere is the nanny Zoe, holding Andrea whilst stood next to Anna who might I add is not holding anyone
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Let’s be real... he doesn’t take his children’s safety anywhere seriously, in the water, in the car, online.. doesn’t give a tit!For someone who claims he was a swim instructor as well as a lifeguard, he does not take his childrens' safety in the water seriously at all. They never have. Last time they were in Florida, before Alessia was born, the Es did not have any arm bands but were holding on to floaties.
None of the kids can swim to a level where they can be trusted without arm bands or those float bodysuits. There's 4 of them now, keeping an eye on one non-swimmer is hard enough, 4 at the same time is beyond ridiculous.
They believe nothing will ever happen to them -- until it does.
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Ah but he is on different territory now. The seat belt laws in the US and using a camera or phone whilst driving are very different. They're not in their little protected bubble anymore. They're nobodies among nobodies in Disney.Let’s be real... he doesn’t take his children’s safety anywhere seriously, in the water, in the car, online.. doesn’t give a tit!
These were my thoughts tooIt's loaded with grey walls and mirrors galore. Anna can check out her brown lip liner and saggy tits around each and every corner. Heaven!
A wine fridge for Jonbio's drinking problem. But I suppose the wine in America will be too rubbish for him
There's enough tufted furniture to remind them that tufted everything is what rich people are suppose to like
But best of all, it has a games & movie room where the nanny can bugger off with the "rugrats" so that Jon and Anna can ignore each other in peace.
Pure scumjoly bliss!![]()
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Oh wow, I had never seen that before. That's sick.I don't think he was a swim instructor for long. But I remembered this video with Emilia age 6/7 months and just went through it, "FIRST SWIMMING LESSON"
Some quotes:
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*immediately after this picture Emilias mouth just goes underwater and when she comes up she spits out water*
Anna: No Jonathan that's too much
Jono: Just chill, I teach children to swim I know what I'm doing
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Jono: You're doing that yourself friend
*Anna leaves the room temporarily because it's too stressful for her*
Jono: That's what he had to do like, all the parents used to sit on the side and we used to like ask them to leave coz we were trying to do this part
Seconds later: Alright shall we just leave you there haha
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Jono: Don't poke yourself in the eye there, might panic and put your face under the water
I'm a TrAiNeD pRoFeSsIoNaL
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Jono: *distracted* ooh shark, look there's a shark in the water haha
Meanwhile Emilia swallows what looks like two gulps of water
Anna: *notices* Jonathan, Jonathan
Jono: She's fine *lifts her out of the water and we hear her cough A LOT as Anna has turned the camera back on her*
He lies her back in the water while she's still coughing then mocks her cough saying "just got some water in your mouth"
I really realllyyyy want him to get pulled over.Ah but he is on different territory now. The seat belt laws in the US and using a camera or phone whilst driving are very different. They're not in their little protected bubble anymore. They're nobodies among nobodies in Disney.
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I don't think that even without the incredible money wasting they have done in the last few years and especially since buying their house, they're as rich as they like to make out.If they had been more savy with their money they could have bought a villa like this and rented it out...another bit of long term money coming in.. But I guess designer clothes and leased cars are more important to them .
Not sure if this was already mentioned, but has this place been gifted to them for their stay/at least given to them on a discount? On stories yesterday anna said she will show the place on the vlog tomorrow but she’d showed us a “sneak peak” on the story..These were my thoughts too. Hate to think how much they're going to wreck the place.
Probably gifted, let's face it. Top Villas contacted them a while ago. As if they'd pay £640 a night even though they can afford it.Are they paying for this holiday themselves or is it gifted??
Saw thatSomeone on his IG said that they were staying in the same house as they were before 'I remember that trip being hard for you and Anna'.
Well.. unless they completely refurbished the house, including door fittings, lay outs, the tiles at the pool etc. etc.... it's NOT the same house. But Jonathan went along with it. "yupwe’re re making that trip
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Idiot. you did a housetour video, we can see how things are different.