SacconeJolys #15 Subs are declining around the clock and Jon’s obssessed with Tik Tok!

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So hot weather. Kids might not have sun hats on their will burn more. Put sunhats on your kids. Why don't parents but hat on kids theses days even in the winter. Its one of my pet pevs with parents.
Maybe their should of tired the weekend with the kids on the Orlando time clock. My hairdresser always did this with her kids. It helped them out.
I would even do if i was okay to fly.
I do hope one of the kids ask who is that Disney characters and either of the parents knows so the nanny charms in or another person that walks pass. Lets hope their go to each park and do other things whilst their away. The kids need some fun and joy in their life. And it be nice if their bought some gifts to remember their time.
 
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So hot weather. Kids might not have sun hats on their will burn more. Put sunhats on your kids. Why don't parents but hat on kids theses days even in the winter. Its one of my pet pevs with parents.
Maybe their should of tired the weekend with the kids on the Orlando time clock. My hairdresser always did this with her kids. It helped them out.
I would even do if i was okay to fly.
I do hope one of the kids ask who is that Disney characters and either of the parents knows so the nanny charms in or another person that walks pass. Lets hope their go to each park and do other things whilst their away. The kids need some fun and joy in their life. And it be nice if their bought some gifts to remember their time.
I bet they'll bring tons of tit... i mean souvenirs... home with them. probably have to buy an extra suitcase to get it all home. no doubt anna will go out and buy loads of clothes cause one she's anna and she loves clothes and two in america she'll be an 8 or a 6 (in her head anyway) cause their sizes are different to ours. the kids will get loads of plushies and stuff like that and jonathan, well no idea...
 
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So very true 👏
She also never stops whinging and complaining about one thing or another, she doesn't realise how lucky and easy she has it.
It's annoying because she's trying too hard to be #real. Just like when she posts an edited IG picture with a long caption, and at the end adds something like... "what you can't see is that Alessia just tit in her pants 😜".
 
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And Jonathan is dyslexic, that's why he can't read and pronounce stuff right. I'm not holding this against him, but he has the money and time for therapy, yet choses not to do anything. Anyone remember the poster for his short film two years ago? He misspelled so many words, like Cointdown instead of Countdown, Izzy Fileds instead of Field and many more. His little squid website is full of spelling mistakes. He wants to be taken serious but doesn't want to put in the leg work and check things/feels to proud to let someone proof read stuff.
And let's not forget the great SACONEJOLY 😂

Fairly certain accommodation was gifted, I can't remember the name of the Instagram page that commented a long time back on one of Anna's posts asking when they were coming to Orlando again, but #topvillas in Jonathans latest post rings a bell and their reunion resort is about 6mi from Disney.
Both Anna and Jonathan insta storying with minimal kids, Jono only had Andrea and Anna's you could hear the kids playing hide and seek in the background, but no Jono. Nanny's hard at work already
Yes it was Top Villas. The ones they stayed with last time.

It's totally just struck me why they're in Orlando! Just imagine the clickbait and the sympathy and the blue hearts because Jon boi is having his special birthday where Squid was thought to still be alive. Dun dun dun! 😳🤦‍♀️

Well to the viewers at least. Because they were told that it was unlikely before they went there and to expect a miscarriage at any moment.

What a head duck that also must be for Anna to return to a place that has such memories of knowing she could miscarry at any time.
 
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That looks like so much fun! We are just *super* jealous of them aren't we all? Took them 90 minutes to get from this point to actually inside the park, and this isn't including the 6mi drive they've already done (i know it's not far but with Disney traffic?) and the fact the kids have been up since 3am. If they're still enjoying themselves at any point in time after lunch on the vlog I'll be shook
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Also, insta storying while driving, is against the law.
 
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That looks like so much fun! We are just *super* jealous of them aren't we all? Took them 90 minutes to get from this point to actually inside the park, and this isn't including the 6mi drive they've already done (i know it's not far but with Disney traffic?) and the fact the kids have been up since 3am. If they're still enjoying themselves at any point in time after lunch on the vlog I'll be shook
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Also, insta storying while driving, is against the law.
Excuse me! They are A list celebrities! The fact they had to wait in line with all the peasants to get in is appalling!! Isn't there a fast track I'm a super popular Youtuber line they could've drove through!!??? Did no one call Disney to let them know Europe's biggest YouTube family....wait....scratch that, they are NOT Europe's biggest YouTube family by a long shot anymore....well didn't anyone let them know the super famous Sacconejoly's were coming!!???
I mean will they even have a personal escort to help the nanny push the stroller and usher them away from the crowds of adoring minions who no doubt will be chasing them all over the park begging for pictures and autographs.
 
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I'm not sure I'd take the kids to the parks on the first day after arriving. They're probably already tired and by the afternoon they're going to be absolutely worn out and likely to misbehave. When we went to orlando we spent the first day relaxing and i think maybe the second day too. I know we went for 3 weeks. However me and my sister were 16 and 18 at the time, so able to handle being tired better. The kids are aged 18 months to 7 years, its going to be exhausting. I hope they don't do the parks every day, it will kill the kids and the nanny, not them cause they don't do duck all parenting, there's so much to else to do in orlando. i also think if they do do the parks everyday the kids will get bored.
Jon boy is just too excited for the Disney content he couldn’t care less about anyone being tired. That poor nanny, jet lagged and exhausted, having to take care of all those children! She needs a rest! Hope they’re paying her a lot of money because this trip will be nothing but stress for her..

I wonder if she reads tattle and agrees with everything we say 😂 I can imagine A and J are awful to work for.
 
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There is the nanny Zoe, holding Andrea whilst stood next to Anna who might I add is not holding anyone :rolleyes:

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Well done to Anna and Jonathan for this..
Either A's know how to swim.
Their could easily slipped gone under.
If their managed to survived there be petrified of water.
Theses fool are doing everything wrong in parenting to prove to us their kids are save (new title also) but anything can happen in a flash. Their need to stop it some of us have sense of safety for them children whilst everyone else is like oh so cute and saying there is always one. Yeah us one are the ones that are worried for the children's safety because thats what people do. Their see dangerous acts we warn them even though it falls on death ears. Their need to stop doing theses dangerous acts. Having the kids unaided (even if parent out of picture their need to be right nearby) rheir need to do the seat belts right take the coats off for the love of them children keep them safe and we stop telling you how to parent.
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For someone who claims he was a swim instructor as well as a lifeguard, he does not take his childrens' safety in the water seriously at all. They never have. Last time they were in Florida, before Alessia was born, the Es did not have any arm bands but were holding on to floaties.

None of the kids can swim to a level where they can be trusted without arm bands or those float bodysuits. There's 4 of them now, keeping an eye on one non-swimmer is hard enough, 4 at the same time is beyond ridiculous.

They believe nothing will ever happen to them -- until it does.
 
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For someone who claims he was a swim instructor as well as a lifeguard, he does not take his childrens' safety in the water seriously at all. They never have. Last time they were in Florida, before Alessia was born, the Es did not have any arm bands but were holding on to floaties.

None of the kids can swim to a level where they can be trusted without arm bands or those float bodysuits. There's 4 of them now, keeping an eye on one non-swimmer is hard enough, 4 at the same time is beyond ridiculous.

They believe nothing will ever happen to them -- until it does.
Yes I remember in the xmas vlogs when they were staying at the hotel with the pool, Emilia and Eduardo both had life jackets on and I was like surely they shouldn't need life jackets on at that age and in small, safe pool. I'm like Jon if you're a swim instructor why can't they swim unaided! Water safety is extremely important! I don't remember using armbands at all as kid cause I learnt to swim really young! I my mum took me to swimming classes as a baby and I don't remember a time when I did use armbands!
 
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I'm not sure if the kids still take swimming lessons via school, but they are not taking swimming lessons themselves. I remember Emilia having taken lessons for quite some time when they were in Florida last and she was so proud of herself for being able to stick her head in the water. Surely that should have long been covered in her lessons which she had been taking for at least a year by now.

I am Dutch (living in the UK) and we take swimming lessons very serious, for obvious reasons. When I was Emilia's age I already had my first swimming diploma, meaning I could swim without armbands etc, was able to dive and swim under water for a certain distance and even had to do a lap fully clothed.

Kids today have to do even more for their diplomas, swim longer distances, and dive and swim further than I had to.
I don't think the Es are capable of any of this, and yet their parents do not take their safety serious at all.
 
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I don't think he was a swim instructor for long. But I remembered this video with Emilia age 6/7 months and just went through it, "FIRST SWIMMING LESSON"
Some quotes:
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*immediately after this picture Emilias mouth just goes underwater and when she comes up she spits out water*
Anna: No Jonathan that's too much
Jono: Just chill, I teach children to swim I know what I'm doing
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Jono: You're doing that yourself friend
*Anna leaves the room temporarily because it's too stressful for her*
Jono: That's what he had to do like, all the parents used to sit on the side and we used to like ask them to leave coz we were trying to do this part
Seconds later: Alright shall we just leave you there haha
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Jono: Don't poke yourself in the eye there, might panic and put your face under the water
I'm a TrAiNeD pRoFeSsIoNaL
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Jono: *distracted* ooh shark, look there's a shark in the water haha
Meanwhile Emilia swallows what looks like two gulps of water
Anna: *notices* Jonathan, Jonathan
Jono: She's fine *lifts her out of the water and we hear her cough A LOT as Anna has turned the camera back on her*
He lies her back in the water while she's still coughing then mocks her cough saying "just got some water in your mouth"
 
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Here’s some really lovely screenshots of anna talking about how annoyed she is at Jonathon for saying he’s been up since 3 when only princess Anna was up since 3 🙃
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oh and a reallllllyy nice one of Jonathan brown 💩 tooth. Sorry if you were just having your lunch.. 🙈
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I wanna punch that witch witch face into the middle of next week!!
And I wanna punch his bleeping stupid ugly face in too!
 
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They should have stayed in Cork. My swimming club is a local one to where they lived, and im sure we would have been begging him to inspire us. *sarcasm in case you think im serious, wasnt made head coach because I am pretty i have skills jon can only dream of*
 
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